So THIS is what the Rapture will look like.

[Bluebear]

[BeeBee]

1. Did you notice that no one in the church

is getting sucked up into heaven?

[Bluebear]

2. GREAT observation!

God spoke through that artist! :rofl:

[BiggJawn]

13. The pulpit's empty.

And there's empty places in the pews. The house at the left, mom's about to fly out the window while hubby's still asleep (why is it always depicted like that?) and downstairs, one of the kids has already flown the coop...
And there's DAID people comin' out of the ground in the graveyard!

[onager]

21. Well, Mom may be about to join the Rapture...

But her classic doggie-style pose makes me wonder about just exactly what she might be expecting in Paradise...

[beam me up scottie]

3. Oh my f*cking cod!!!,

Are those indians above the church ???

And why are the people in the church not going, is it the wrong kind of church ?

I call dibs on the house by the bridge !!!

[Bluebear]

4. Yes, those Indians were saved by early missionaries.

Good thing huh!

There is a briefcase unattended by the bus stop. Dilemma: Can we divvy it up or is it a timebomb? Is there still "terra" now? And do flying people poop like birds?

[onager]

5. And who's the Quaker Oats guy to the left?

Is that Cotton Mather? William Penn? Barbara Bu$h?

Enquiring minds want to know!

Thanks a lot for this gem. It gave me some Big Laffs when I needed them.

:rofl:

On edit: that abandoned car looks like a Yugo. Y'all can fight over that POS. Must belong to one of Benny Hinn's victims...

The Indians ARE a nice touch. The Indians gave the first settlers food and knowledge. And in return, the settlers graciously gave them Jesus and syphillis. I'm not sure which disease was worse, in the long run...

[beam me up scottie]

6. I noticed him too !

And aren't the people supposed to be coming out of their graves, too ?

Oh the humanity !!!

Think of the dead people !!!

[Bill McBlueState]

7. yeah, it's a "global community" church

No such thing exists, of course, but naturally Jaysus frowns on things like "accepting other cultures" and "liking brown people." That's probably what they do in that church.

[beam me up scottie]

8. That makes sense.

The name of the church does sound sinister, just like "diversity" and "tolerance" are actually code words for the gay agenda.

Totally logical.

:evilgrin:

[BurtWorm]

9. Swallows will be raptured?

:wtf:

Swallows are Christian?

[Taxloss]

10. I notice using public transport means you're out (lower right hand corner)

Hilariously kitsch piture.

[muriel_volestrangler]

11. So, if you're naked at the time, you'll be naked forever?

While everyone else has their clothes on? Or does God order everyone to get their kit off once they get there?

[beam me up scottie]

12. GOSH, NO !!!

The naked body is dirty and the very thought of it causes people to sin !

How could you forget ???
:spank:

[muriel_volestrangler]

17. So, while some people get sucked through their windscreen

so sudden is The Glorious Day, others get a quick message from God: We're leaving in 3 minutes - get yourself presentable. Oh, and make sure you go to the bathroom. There's none of that dirty stuff in the afterlife, and you won't like it if you're feeling like you need to go for enternity.

[beam me up scottie]

18. Exactly.

Hell would be Sisyphus having to pee and each time he gets to the bathroom, his teenage daughter cuts in front of him and locks the door.

[noamnety]

14. The rapture is darker than I expected

I'm looking at the angle of the shadow on the blue shingled roof, and it appears to be coming from another source, further left, which I assume is the sun. I thought the rapture would be brighter than that.

Learn something new everyday, I guess.

[DavidDvorkin]

15. Oh, glorious, Heavenly day!

When the nuts all go away!

[MindPilot]

16. Wow! that one guy is getting sucked right through the windshield

I hope the bloke with his head sticking out from the manhole gets below or gets raptured before the driverless Yugo re-enacts a scene from Death Race 2000.

[Stuckinthebush]

19. I'm confused....

We have a truck and car on the road, people in 1950s garb, and then people in colonial clothes along with native Americans in animal skin skirts.

What year is this supposed to be? Where are the "older" people coming from?

This rapture thing is so confusing.

[Jokerman]

20. Questions make baby jesus cry.

You're supposed to blindly accept whatever they tell you or show you.

One of may favorite bumper stickers reads "In case of rapture, can I have your car?"

[BurtWorm]

25. Local production of Peter Pan.

:shrug:

[CarbonDate]

22. Fundies need to read up on their own mythology.

144,000 people, 12,000 from each of the twelve tribes of Judea. Koresh on a cracker, it's right there in "Revelation".

In other words, no gentiles. Sorry, all you WASPs. You're stuck here with us heathens.

[neebob]

23. I thought everyone was supposed to be naked

and their clothes would be left all over the place.

[CarbonDate]

24. Hey, now that would be a painting I might buy.

But I'm just a sick perv.