I want this on a coffee mug, minus the church-y talk

[Modem Butterfly]

[Beetwasher]

1. LOL! I'll Bet "Crotchety Old Mr. Gruff" Is Actually Pretty Damn Happy

staying home Sunday, sleeping late, eating waffles and watching football instead of being in church listening to how he's probably going to hell anyway...

[Modem Butterfly]

2. Yeah, there's something about that goat that looks like my partner...

We roll out of bed at around 10 AM on Sundays, have a nice, big breakfast, read the paper, catch a little snooze, go for a nice long walk with our dogs...

Sundays are GREAT around our house!

[beam me up scottie]

3. Yep, all you twu believers

keep telling yourselves that we're the unhappy ones as you drag your sorry asses out of bed!

:rofl:

[Jokerman]

4. Boy, what insight they must have...

To tell me that I "don't believe in anything", that I "think (I've) got it all figured out" and that I'm "always so sad".

Too bad that they're WRONG ON EVERY COUNT!!!

So apparently, belief in God gives you some kind of FALSE insight about other people.

[muriel_volestrangler]

5. It actually comes from "OBJECTIVE: Christian Ministries"

which is the best parody site the web has ever seen. Sadly, it has a tendency to move around (I don't know if that's part of the parody - once they claimed it was because they had a disagreement with their web host about how many nails were used to nail Jesus to the cross - or if it's because the hosts get complaints from people who fall for the parody), and currently doesn't seem available (though the text is in Google caches).

They've been responsible in the past for things like the Creation Science Fair ("Women were Designed for Homemaking": "Physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets."), and the Shocking Truth about Apple Computers and Evolutionism (Apple is a godless commie plot now derived from open source Unix, rather than fine American capitalist Microsoft Windows, and it's codenamed Darwin!). Well worth reading if you come across it.

[Taxloss]

7. Presumably you're familiar with the Landover Baptist Church?

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

[muriel_volestrangler]

9. Oh yes - though I found the OBJECTIVE: site funnier

I never worked out if it was the same people, or others who decided to use Landover as their 'target'.

[NMMNG]

6. Where do they get that crap?

Atheists are always so sad.....pfft!

[progressoid]

8. Hey, I remember seeing him about a year ago.

There was some kind of tussle between Mr Gruff and http://www.oddtodd.com

The atheist goat was mad at oddtodd for copying him but oddtodd was around first or something like that.