An old ONION satire that reminds me of GDP sometimes . . .

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Mass asked not long ago "What did Senator Kerry ever do to these people?

Well some people are just obsessed -- I found this onion parody re Swiftboat Vets continuing to harass JK after the election hilarious. You will probably get a kick out of it if you haven't seen it already.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30790

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. . .John O'Neill, founding member of the Swift Vets and author of Unfit For The Community, a new book arguing that Kerry's Vietnam service record indicates that he would make a dangerous neighbor. "John Kerry is a threat to every American he comes in contact with, whether he's running for president, getting his oil changed, or going to a movie with his wife."

Although many expected the Swift Vets' campaign to end when Bush was re-elected, a spokesman for the group said its efforts have only begun.

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At the center of the group's efforts is a $1.8 million television ad campaign that includes spots questioning Kerry's ability to make quick decisions in a fast-food line, leave adequate distance between his car and the next in heavy traffic, and take proper care of his lawn.
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"Crossing The Line," an ad which claims Kerry wore street shoes on the lanes at a local bowling alley.



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A Swift Boat Veterans For Truth ad questions Kerry's coffee-purchase record.