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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 04:07 AM
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WOULD YOU HIT THIS? Part II
Edited on Sun Jan-09-05 04:35 AM by Vektor
There are so many things to suckle and nuzzle here:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/Vektardo/baseball.bmp

Cimbing the meat ladder, one tasty rung at a time:

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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 04:13 AM
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1. Hello, hello
:evilgrin:

It was a lonely Saturday night without a PARTAY.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 04:16 AM
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2. I'm here to bring the noise.
And raise the roof. And while I am at it, perhaps I will "turn this mutha out."
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 04:27 AM
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3. OMG your message
I think you deserve a bronze star for gallantry in action. You have way more patience than I do to take on the trolls and freepers and Kerryhaters, and you do it with such wit, style, and hilarity. I commend you for having infinitely more patience than I do to not explode.

Allright, the ceremonies are over... let's start the sex :evilgrin:
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 04:31 AM
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4. I am having trouble with the link in my first beefcake shot.
Must fix!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 04:33 AM
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6. I can arrange that
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 04:41 AM
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10. THANK YOU SIR
I SALUTE YOU FOR YOUR DEDICATION TO DU.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 04:44 AM
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13. Sir? I am younger than you,
Edited on Sun Jan-09-05 04:47 AM by JohnKleeb
I hate being called sir btw, its just agh makes me feel old, tehn again I wanna be old enough to buy booze.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 04:48 AM
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15. OMG
Edited on Sun Jan-09-05 04:52 AM by Vektor
You are younger than her? Jesus, I could be arrested for participating in pr0n with you kids.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 04:49 AM
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17. I am just awarding medals
I dont find Kerry attractive, now this I find good.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 04:51 AM
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20. All in the same glorious gene pool.
That family has so much love to go around!!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 04:51 AM
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21. Yeah
You betcha ya.
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 04:50 AM
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19. Nah you couldn't, not with me
I'm 20; ergo, legal. I've been in the porn shops and seen way worse than this. And those porn studs? Don't hold a CANDLE to John, that burning hunk of man sex.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 04:53 AM
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23. There isn't a candle sizey enough!
Did you know he waved to me at a rally, and I squealed and peed my pants and had to go to first aid?
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 04:56 AM
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25. I got within five feet of him and screamed
"I DROVE TEN HOURS TO SEE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!! SHAKE MY HAND!!!!!!!!!"

But I don't think he heard me. Probably for the best - I would've SCREAMED like a FANGIRL and tried to cop a feel. The Secret Service would've nailed my ass.

Did you really pee your pants? Or did you "pee" your pants?
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 05:05 AM
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27. I think it was "pee"
and MY GOD it was a funny incident.
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 05:08 AM
Response to Reply #27
28. Did you really go to first aid?
Were you that overcome by John's radiating masculine sex?
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 05:12 AM
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29. I sort of fainted a little.
The first aid tent was three feet from him, coincidentally. :-)
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 05:34 AM
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33. OMG
My friend and I have this hilarious story about fainting, but it's not as funny unless you can see me do it in person. Ah well.

We were making fun of this girl we know form high school who used to "faint" and collapse prettily to the ground all the time (primarily when adults or boys were around), so to make fun of her, sometimes we would "faint," which involved screaming "OH MY GOD I'M FAINTING!!" and ripping off your shirt dramtically before collapsing to the ground like a Disney princess.

I'd like to "faint" into John Kerry's arms.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 05:49 AM
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38. I'd like to faint into his groin. n/t
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 05:50 AM
Response to Reply #38
39. How are you gonna manage that?
I'd like to faint into his bed. Onto his naked body.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 05:52 AM
Response to Reply #39
40. I will make it my mission in life to figure out a way....
to fall face first into his crotch and make it look "natural" and "unplanned."
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 05:55 AM
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42. See, I think you'd deserve a Presidential Medal of Freedom
If you could find a way to fellate him and make it look accidental.

"Oh my God, I don't know how it ended up in my open mouth... Oh my God, I'm so sorry!" :evilgrin:
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:00 AM
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44. "Oh, it was HORRIBLE!
I fell into his crotch, and somehow, I don't know how, his pants were ripped off, and I accidentally fellated him...I was so shocked, my head just kept jerking rhythmically back and forth."
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:03 AM
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47. "And I braced my hands against his ass because I thought I was passing out
So I didn't want to fall and hurt myself."

Yes. You would deserve every accolade this nation can bestow for that act of brilliant strategery.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:06 AM
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49. And due to the confusion I felt...
I softly jostled his man pouch with my fingers, and tickled his taint lovingly with my tougue...I don't know what happened!
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:12 AM
Response to Reply #49
53. "And I think it must have been just an instant reflex
But I didn't mean to swallow, honest!"
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:15 AM
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55. HAHAHA....that ruled. Gulp.
One night, my friend and I were discussing Kerry's sexual
behaviors, or to be more accurate, speculating about them, and we wondered if he was a "back-door man."

What do you think?
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:16 AM
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57. Like, all the way, or just playing around?
I doubt it. That's actually the one place I won't go. Ewwy, gross. Touching, maybe, but not actual hardcore.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:17 AM
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58. Totally agree!
You can loiter around the doorway, but you MAY NOT COME IN.
But I wondered if you think he does the REAL DEAL?
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:20 AM
Response to Reply #58
61. Like, giving it? Receiving it?
Receiving is awfully homoerotic. I sure to hell hope not. Either way, I dunno, that seems a little too BDSM for him.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:22 AM
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65. No...giving...
do you think he likes to plunder the Hershey Highway?
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:26 AM
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67. I sure to hell hope not
That's so wrong. Like I said, that does seem too NASTAY for him. He sure as hell wouldn't do it to me. He just seems like the kind of man who wants his partner to enjoy as much pleasure as he does... and I can't imagine any woman saying "oh, please buttsex me, I love it so."

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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:28 AM
Response to Reply #67
69. Some freaks do...
but I have no use for it either. I bet he has done it though. Because some woman asked him to. Maybe that chick with the scrapbook!
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:31 AM
Response to Reply #69
71. Ewww, I don't want to think about John
buttsexing anyone. It's so crude, ew. Although if he has, it probably was scrapbook woman. If there was ever a simpering, desperate, needy masochist in his life, it was her. "Please, let me be your whore-slave!"

Now, I would sell some limbs to be John's LOVER, but not his WHORE-SLAVE. Huge difference. I don't think John really wants a whore-slave, either, which might explain why he sounded not overly enthusiastic about scrapbook girl.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:39 AM
Response to Reply #71
73. Precisely...
though I'd totaly allow a rimjob.
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:45 AM
Response to Reply #73
75. That's one of those things that sounds gross
But might be hot.

I mean, it's John's tongue, after all. And OMG... if those fingers of his were distracting me elsewhere... I think I just might DIE.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:47 AM
Response to Reply #75
76. Yeah..provided you are confident...
about your hygiene, which I am sure you would be at a time like that, it is WAY hot.

You would likely die, yes.

Tell John to get to work.
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:51 AM
Response to Reply #76
78. "John, honey..."


"You called, babe?"





I need a favor of you.... :evilgrin:
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:52 AM
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79. OMG!!!
We should do a pic exchange!
it can be done via PM of course, so Freepers and pervs cannot ID us.

here's why:
A) Each of us can be assured that the other is not a hairy male perv.
B) Since we have traversed the subject of analingus, nothing is scared anyway. I'd sort of like to see the stranger whom I have discussed rimmers with.
C) We can say to each other "OMG, you are totally hot, John would love you." Would be a total ego boost.
Good idea?
You have my word, I am not a pr0n peddler.
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:57 AM
Response to Reply #79
81. Awesome!
LOL.... I have this totally hot picture of myself, too, from Halloween. Rest assured I am not a hairy male perv. I am a very female lusty young wench who wants John Kerry's sex very, very badly.

And, LMAO. I do agree, once you've discussed analingus with someone, you're automatically bonded, in a way. (No, not in THAT way, though I'd like to do some of that to John...)

I assume it's just a matter of uploading said picture into the pm just like in a regular post?
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 07:00 AM
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84. I do believe so.
I have only two pics of me on this computer. One of them is have a weird posture issue. The other one, you can clearly see that I have hyper-extension of the elbow joints, and it's ODD. Other than that, I think I am pretty cute for a "wicked old" chick. HAHAH

(I still get carded.) Woo-hooo!
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 07:04 AM
Response to Reply #84
86. The one of me from Halloween
I'm dressed as a dominatrix, and I look like I'm fellating my riding crop. For obvious reasons, that's probably the one I'll send, since we know each other because of our mutual desire to bang John Kerry.

I also have one of me wearing a hoodie and flipping off the camera, and I look pissed and gangsta. And another one where I put shorts on my head and held my rosary in my hands to look like a nun.

Ah, the pictures I take...
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 07:00 AM
Response to Reply #79
83. ALSO
You totally get points for saying pr0n. That makes me go w00t!
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 07:04 AM
Response to Reply #83
87. Mine are less riveting
I am sitting in my garden.
Tell me if they show up.
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 07:10 AM
Response to Reply #87
88. DING
Well, I said it in my message, but John would totally want to hit that. He'd be all up in. Let me know if mine worked.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 07:14 AM
Response to Reply #88
89. You are a ravishing
dominatrix! John would have to hit that too.

The trouble is, I have no body.

SCRAWNY.

I would have to seduce him with my caustic wit.
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 07:16 AM
Response to Reply #89
90. You're like
a zillion times hotter than scrapbook girl. If he hit that, he'd definitely hit you too.

Did you think she had buggy eyes? I did.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 07:19 AM
Response to Reply #90
91. Maybe a little...
but I think my eyes are buggy too.

I thought she was OK, and remember, back in 1989 EVERYONE had that big floofy hair with bangs. She was cute for the era, but maybe a little plain...not as hot as a whip fellating dominatrix.

She was pretty, but in an ordinary sort of way....like a weather girl.
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 07:22 AM
Response to Reply #91
92. LOL a weather girl
Yeah, 80s hair was bad. But she still had buggy eyes. You don't have buggy eyes.

LOL, anyway, I sent the gangsta picture, since you asked. :P

And here's more BEEFCAKE:



"Hey, you beautiful ladies... I know you want my rugged, manly sex. Come and get it!"
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 07:25 AM
Response to Reply #92
93. Buggy or not...
She is SO lucky to have had the BIGMANSEX. I think I would have a hard time getting over him too, if I were her.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 07:32 AM
Response to Reply #93
94. Where was...
...the gangsta pic taken? It looks like you are in a restaurant. And....I am always so amused when I see girls who are 1/3 his age and want the BIGJOHNSEX. When did you first feel the stirring for this hot piece of ass?
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 07:39 AM
Response to Reply #94
97. I was in a campus coffeeshop with some friends
For the gangsta pic, LOL.

When did I first start wanting John? Hmm... I first saw him for a protracted period of time during his DNC speech, and I remember thinking, "yeah, he's a good looking man." At that point I set out becoming a Kerryphile, learning about him, reading "Tour of Duty," etc... I thought he was really yummy when he was younger. I guess that's when I first thought he was hot, seeing those VVAW pictures. Then that just carried over into pictures I saw of him on the campaign trail, and I thought, "damn, you know, he is really kind of hot." Then the first debate came, and I thought he looked like SEX - so tall and big, with big large hands, a beautiful smile, beautiful incredible thick luscious hair - HOT, in other words. Then, I saw him in person the first time after the second debate in St. Louis, and I wanted to lick him all over - he's so goddamned gorgeous in real life, even hotter than pictures can convey.

So at that point he became my nightly fantasy of choice, and that was all she wrote, as they say. Actually, John's not my first older man crush - I wanted Harrison Ford's sex when I was like 13. I mean, I'd still take Harrison's sex, but if I could sex ONE MAN on the ENTIRE PLANET EARTH - yeah, I'd pick Big John.

How about you? When did you first want the sexy ass?
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 07:49 AM
Response to Reply #97
99. I knew of him from his Senate career in MA...
...where I grew up. I always saw him as this impossibly good looking Senator/Bachelor that had this stately, breezy, windblown, just stepped off a yacht sort of vibe about him.

Way out of my league, in other words... knew he was older than me, didn't give it a lot of thought. I should have, I could have tapped that ass way back when.

But, like you, I fell in love during the DNC. He was SO heroic and brave that I just died a thousand tiny little deaths when he spoke. I was doomed! Then I read all the books by and about him, and that clinched it, he was a GOD.

You saw him in St. Louis? Was it at a rally?

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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 08:03 AM
Response to Reply #99
102. Yeah, a post debate rally
At a big convention center in downtown St. Louis. I went with my university's College Dems, and we got hooked up with decent tickets, so I was like 40 feet from BIG HOT JOHN. Teresa and Vanessa were there too, and one of his sisters. I hate when people say he's grim and has no charisma - obviously they've never actually, you know, seen or listened to him. He gave a pretty standard speech, but he was passionate, his voice (OMG, to hear that voice murmuring sweet nothings in your ear - DIE) was lucid and strong with that adorable accent, he looked young and virile and masculine and strong and like a big steaming hunk of SEX. I squealed till I was hoarse.

I saw him again, three days before the election, in Warren, Ohio (where I got within five feet of him and screamed the "I DROVE TEN HOURS TO SEE YOOOOOU" thing). I was canvassing that weekend in Columbus, and my best friend and I decided to drive another couple of hours to go see Big John. We had internet tickets, which are WORTHLESS, but then at Warrne, this nice UAW event worker hooked us up with invite-only tickets, so we got way closer... then, in the invite area, we snuck through a hole in the fence into the VIP area, where we were like 25 feet from the stage. The crowd was huge, though, so I didn't get to see him all that well. He looked like sex, obviously.

God, I wish I could see him again... although a lot closer, this time, and maybe more alone (so no one notices when I grab his package).
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 08:08 AM
Response to Reply #102
104. I had useless internet tickets too....
for Medford, Oregon. We still got fairly close, but we got even closer when my friend faked a diabetic attack, and I fainted at the sight of his big hot sex, and they took us to the first aid area, right near The Loin King himself. I screamed "I LOVE YOU!!" and he smiled and waved and gave me the thumbs up. I squealed and fainted again.

I would have loved a sperm sample. Anywhere would have been fine.
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 08:11 AM
Response to Reply #104
108. OMG HE HEARD YOU!
I WISH HE'D HEARD ME! I WOULD'VE FAINTED!

*DIE*

OMG! My friend was actually feeling faint at the rally, too! She'd just started ragging and was feeling all woozy... I should cried and called for a medic - maybe JOHN would've come and made sure she was OK!!!!!!!!

He would've thought I was a pushy bitch, because I'd be like, "Don't talk to her, she doesn't love you like I do. So, where are you staying tonight, sexy?"
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 07:32 AM
Response to Reply #93
95. I don't think I could ever get over him
I'd want all or nothing, because I'm a Type A personality... so Teresa better never hope I meet him, because I want him very muchly.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 07:34 AM
Response to Reply #95
96. You would dive face first into
the man-meat and never let go. It would be a scene!
I joke about it all the time, and have a huge crush, but would never cheat on my hubby....even for big John..it's just a silly fantasy...

if I were single however!
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 07:42 AM
Response to Reply #96
98. I know, it's nice being young and unattached
and having 110% guilt free fantasies. Not that you do/should feel guilty, but you know. I have no one to cheat on. :evilgrin:

I'd be the hot, smart, witty and totally hittable version of Monica. John's resistance would crumble in the face of my hot onslaught, and overcome, he would carry me to his desk to ravish me wildly. Oh God, that would be the ULTIMATE.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 07:51 AM
Response to Reply #98
100. That wouldn't be too shabby....
Edited on Sun Jan-09-05 07:54 AM by Vektor
I had a lot of sowing of wild oats when I was young, so I got to live it up a little. I got married at 28, by then, I was ready to settle down.

Saaaaayy...what sort of music do you like, by chance?
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 08:07 AM
Response to Reply #100
103. Music?
All kinds of rock. I mean, all kinds. I am really partial to classic, late 60s early 70s era stuff, but that's by no means all. Really, all rock music, every subgenre I can usually find at least one band I like.

Ultimate favorite band: U2. Bono is my runner up in the Men I Would Sex contest. Other favorites: Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, the Doors, Jefferson Airplane, CCR, Franz Ferdinand, AFI, Bruce Springsteen, Tom Petty, Black Sabbath, Green Day, etc...
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 08:08 AM
Response to Reply #103
106. hey you guys are talking something other than Kerry's looks
:). What about for classical punk, you like the Clash or Ramones?
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 08:14 AM
Response to Reply #106
110. Haven't heard too much
But I do like what I've heard. Yeah, real punk music... I like Green Day, but they aren't punk, IMO. The Clash is very good. I like the more goth branch of classic punk, like Joy Division, the Smiths (and Morrissey), the Cure, etc.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 08:15 AM
Response to Reply #110
112. Ramones are pretty good too
Never really been big on the goth branch though.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 08:11 AM
Response to Reply #103
107. OH MY FUCKING GOD!
I LOVE U2. Also one of my VERY favorite bands.

I asked because I thought you might be amused to know that I had an extended romance with the singer of a death metal band called "Cannibal Corpse." They are actually pretty famous as far as ""killyourmothersatan" music goes.

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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 08:12 AM
Response to Reply #107
109. OMG, I've heard of them
Creepy! Is he one of those big scary looking guys who's actually a teddy bear? Or is he actually scary?
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 08:16 AM
Response to Reply #109
113. Big, scary looking, long-haired teddy bear.
He was about 6'3" and 230 pounds. I am 5'1" and about 95 pounds. It was like having my own jungle gym.

Sweetest thing ever.
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 08:19 AM
Response to Reply #113
115. I'm not surprised
Big scary death metal guys are usually really big cuddly softies. It's weird, but that's what I've noticed. This guy Brian I talk to on AIM sometimes is really into metal, but he's the super sweetest guy ever, polite, caring, etc.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 08:03 AM
Response to Reply #98
101. I MADE A FUNNY!
Sometimes, I deal with naysayers and trolls with a tad of perverse humor. It hasn't failed me yet.

Look at what this putz said, and my response to said putz.

LOVELY.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=203&topic_id=268489&mesg_id=269156&page=
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 08:08 AM
Response to Reply #101
105. "Flip flopping"
Way to repeat the RW swill, you stupid fucking troll.

I bet they curse you out profanely and crudely in response to your wanker zinger. LOL... nothing like sex to catch 'em off guard, well played!

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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 08:14 AM
Response to Reply #105
111. Every time I have ever used that tactic...
I got NO response. One time, a troll came into a Kerry chat calling himself "John Ashcroft". He was spewing right wing drivel, and I kept ignoring that and asking him if he wanted to make out.

Then, I began to aggressively cyber him. He eventually stopped the Dem bashing all together and came back every night looking for me.

He was hooked on my liberal love.
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 08:17 AM
Response to Reply #111
114. Bwaa
I just realized I pulled an all nighter, for the first time.

Not because of school, but because of Kerry love.

NOW THAT'S DEVOTION!
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 08:23 AM
Response to Reply #114
116. I know...
I probably should go to sleep or something.
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 08:26 AM
Response to Reply #116
117. I was just thinking that... LOL
My mom and sister are visiting me and coming shopping... they're probably gonna get here around 11.... in 3 and a half hours. SHIT.

Meh... as always, the Big Sexy John talk was a blast... twas nice to finally see who my fellow Kerry lover is/looks like, and I am more than sure we will have kinky escapades in the future... because Big John inspires such naughtiness. :evilgrin:

OK, bed time, can no longer type properly.

See you later, g'nite.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 08:34 AM
Response to Reply #117
118. Goodnight!
Pleasant dreams of big John wang!
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Withywindle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 08:59 PM
Response to Reply #67
119. Um...
...some women like it a lot.




....




....I'm just sayin'.




Kerry on, don't mind me. :hi:
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 09:16 PM
Response to Reply #119
120. Weel
Whatever floats your boat, I say.
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Withywindle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 09:33 PM
Response to Reply #120
121. You know what's floating my boat?
These threads. Sorry I keep missin' em.
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 09:53 PM
Response to Reply #121
122. You need to be a Kerry forum night owl
Night time is the right time for Kerry kink!
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 04:49 AM
Response to Reply #13
16. LOL
I was just trying to construct a military analogy.

Since you awarded a medal, and all.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 04:50 AM
Response to Reply #16
18. shrug
I am a captain of the lounge reserve though :).
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 04:31 AM
Response to Original message
5. OMG you're hilarious, kinky, and awesome
You're like my cosmic twin!

How'd you like to see those lean leg muscles twitching in anticipation of your firm caress?
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 04:35 AM
Response to Reply #5
7. I am more intersted in the muscle
that lies betwixt.
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 04:40 AM
Response to Reply #7
9. Well, I'm sure it's twitching in anticipation too


"Hey, girls! You called me?"
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 04:42 AM
Response to Reply #9
11. THE POOL PICTURE KILLS ME.
Makes me crave the man-paste.
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 04:43 AM
Response to Reply #11
12. Doesn't it make you want to jump his bones?
Like, RIGHT NOW?

OMG. Do you have ANY IDEA what I'd do to DO IT with him?
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 04:47 AM
Response to Reply #12
14. I seriously do not think
I would survive the orgasmatronation of it all.
Seriously. It would be like seeing God and imploding from the Rapture.
Or perhaps the rupture.
I don't think I would be able to cope with knowing "OMG, I am boning John Kerry."
"In case of rapture, this pair of panties will be unmanned."
Or, er, "manned?"
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 04:53 AM
Response to Reply #14
22. I could think of worse ways to die
Than having John Kerry's muscular, naked body pressed up next to mine. Yeah, I could handle that....
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 04:54 AM
Response to Reply #22
24. I would love to choke to death on his pretzel. n/t
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 04:58 AM
Response to Reply #24
26. I'd be his "Deep Throat"
I'd love to grab that ass, too... he has such an incredible body.

God DAMN IT.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 05:13 AM
Response to Reply #26
30. Would you hold the eggs,
while eating the bacon?
Bwaaa-haaa
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 05:15 AM
Response to Reply #30
31. I might eat the eggs a little too
I like variety in my meals :evilgrin:

Shouldn't it be sausage?
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 05:31 AM
Response to Reply #31
32. I was going to say that!
But I thought it a little too bold.
I am just warming up, after all.
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 05:39 AM
Response to Reply #32
34. Mwahaha
Hmm, you're just warming up, eh...

You know what's good with sausage and eggs? Oatmeal. Creamy oatmeal.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 05:43 AM
Response to Reply #34
35. OH MY EFFIN GOD.
You are incorrigible.
AND IT RULES.
It is so not fair that I never boned Kerry before I took my marriage vows. There is still hope for you.
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 05:46 AM
Response to Reply #35
36. I know, isn't it sweet?
Single and shameless!

I think Johnny needs an intern. An "aide," if you will. A "personal aide."

For real, if I ever meet him, it'll be so hard not to grope him when I hug him, or nuzzle him, or touch his bulge in any way shape or form.

GOD, HE NEEDS TO BE MINE!
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 05:48 AM
Response to Reply #36
37. I will support you in that effort.
and live vicariously through your eyes. You can tell me all about it.
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 05:53 AM
Response to Reply #37
41. Allright!!
I'd definitely give you all the dirt.

OMG you used to live in MA too! Get me the hook up! If you hook me up with him, I promise you that you will know every kinky, dirty thing about John you've always dreamed of.

Okay, let's assume that I am his "aide" and we've just had hot kinky horny sex for the first time.

What's the first thing you wanna know?

BTW, it's eleven inches, just to save you that question. :evilgrin:
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 05:57 AM
Response to Reply #41
43. Did he perform any "favors for you prior?"
and how was the skill level?
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:00 AM
Response to Reply #43
45. Before the kinky sex?
Well, there was that one time late at night in his office, when we played Bill and Monica. I told him I was a quid pro quo type of girl, however, so following the Lewinsky (hee!), he proceeded to put Gene Simmons to shame with his various, er, talents.

I also discovered exactly how long his fingers are. Ahem.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:03 AM
Response to Reply #45
46. Oh my.
Edited on Sun Jan-09-05 06:04 AM by Vektor
No further questions your honor.

Oh, except....did you play "Miss Humidor?"
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:04 AM
Response to Reply #46
48. OOPS
Edited on Sun Jan-09-05 06:08 AM by WildEyedLiberal
Arrg, edited.

I just got the reference.

And in answer to your question: no, I didn't play a humidor... just a glove.

And come on, don't you want the kinky details of the actual sex?

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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:08 AM
Response to Reply #48
50. A humidor...
is a small compartment in which a cigar is kept, for it to maintain its moisture balance.

DOES THIS RING A BELL?
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:08 AM
Response to Reply #50
51. Yeah i just got it after you posted that
I feel like a dumbass.

See above reply.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:10 AM
Response to Reply #51
52. I am OK with the deets...
But will have to ask you to offer them.
I'm shy.
And I'd be so envious of your good fortune!
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:14 AM
Response to Reply #52
54. Well, which would you rather hear about?
The wild primal animalistic sex, or the slow, gentle lovemaking?
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:16 AM
Response to Reply #54
56. Actually, either one is fine...
maybe a medley of styles...
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:18 AM
Response to Reply #56
59. Well
His hands are the same size as my bra cup, which makes for a convenient and fun distraction.

I love it when he tickles the hollow of my neck with his tongue... it makes me "pee."
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:19 AM
Response to Reply #59
60. HAHAHA
Your bra-cup must be massive. Mine is the same size as one of his contact lenses.
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:21 AM
Response to Reply #60
62. HAHA
Awww.

Did I mention he is a GOD with his tongue?
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:21 AM
Response to Reply #62
63. I figured he was a God, period...
but that is goooood to know.
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:22 AM
Response to Reply #63
64. Well, he is
I mean, eleven inches does count for something, you know. Especially when you know how to use it.

I do in fact have a G spot, as I discovered.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:24 AM
Response to Reply #64
66. I have one too...
but I have yet to have the "geyser effect" occur.
Hey, wait!!!!
Maybe THAT'S what happened at the rally!
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:27 AM
Response to Reply #66
68. OMG, he psychically stimulated your G spot!
What a STUD!

Well, when he hits mine, it isn't psychic, but the orgasm is out of this world.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:28 AM
Response to Reply #68
70. He did it from like 20 feet away.
Now THAT is talent!
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:33 AM
Response to Reply #70
72. He can hit mine
With his fingers. Hell, his fingers are longer than a lot of men's pricks, fully excited.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:40 AM
Response to Reply #72
74. You will be in luck then!
No matter what the device needed, he has it. He's like a swiss army knife.
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:50 AM
Response to Reply #74
77. A swiss army knife o' LOVE
Oh God, he has parts to fit every nook and cranny I've got!

Ahhhh.... *melts*

I had some really hot - and I mean HOT - AIM conservations with my friends (who are kinky college students too) in which I went into graphic, explicit detail with my John fantasies. I'll have to send you some of them sometime. Or I could reprint some excerpts here. They're definitely NC-17, however! :o The best kind.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:53 AM
Response to Reply #77
80. That kicks ass.
Edited on Sun Jan-09-05 06:56 AM by Vektor
I would love to see the Freepers' reactions to this shit!
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 07:00 AM
Response to Reply #80
82. I can totally send you the porn, if you want
It is really hot, although instant messaged, so the spelling sorta sucks. AIM PORN is the best!
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 07:01 AM
Response to Reply #82
85. That would be great!
Will PM with an email.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 04:37 AM
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8. SHIT ON TOAST.
It is not linking right.

Grrr.

I'll have to eff around with my photo programs later.

I want a direct image and the shit won't fly.
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