Vote 'em down!!!

[globalvillage]

Least favorite Senator and why.
In no particular order, and because these are the ones I don't like and/or who have been recommended.

[jillan]

1. and you thought I would vote for Kyl while Stevens is in that poll.

Stevens and his bridge to nowhere!

[WildEyedLiberal]

2. LOL nice pic

I too had to vote for Stevens. His "you derailed my ANWR (aka pork) bill so I'm going to derail LIHEAP funding for your poor freezing constituents who may now die" crap was one of the most unconscionable things I've read about in politics recently. The fact that he would BRAG about derailing LIHEAP to "get back" at Democrats like Kerry who represent cold states is just so incredibly evil and selfish.

[ProSense]

10. Hilarious! n/t

[Vektor]

3. Had to go with "cat killer" myself.

I'd like to perform "experimental home surgery" on him myself.

May the piece of shit burn in hell, where he will spend an eternity with his body being used as a scratching post, and his mouth as a litter box.

And that's being too kind.

[TayTay]

4. I had to vote for Suntorum

I believe in showing solidarity with the poor working managerial classes and against the evil and stupid and deeply odd Senator from the Great and Noble State of Pennsylvania. Plus, I think PA wants better than that guy and will throw him out this fall. I want to help. And GV hates him in great galloping leaps of hate. I have to respect that. (Plus, she suffers so knowing that PA is associated with that loon.) I'm here for you GV, I'm here for you dear.

[globalvillage]

You know I love you.

And I do make a good case, don't you think? Not that I'm trying to influence anyone, but I do think my guy *choke* is the worst of the worst.
But then, Stevens is truly deserving of the title as well.

Thanks for your vote, Tay.

[Island Blue]

5. I had to go with Allen.

I can't STAND his Shrublike smirk. I remember when he was Governor of Virginia, I'd have to flip the station every time his sneering mug appeared on the news. If (Heaven forbid) Diebold should ever crown him president, I swear I will not turn on my television for the duration of his reign.

[ProSense]

6. Neighborhood clean up.

Santorum is a turd that must be flushed from the Senate.

[globalvillage]

7. Hey Pro-

:rofl:

[ProSense]

8. Where do turds come from?

Santorump

:rofl:

[jillan]

9. how about this choice -

Sessions or Lindsay Graham?

[globalvillage]

13. That's a tough choice

What's your favorite desert, broccoli or brussel sprouts?
What surgery do you prefer, root canal or appendectomy?
Your favorite torture: electroshock or water boarding?

Hmmm... I'll have to think on that.

[TayTay]

15. Sessions. Just for his voice alone.

That voice of his is just awful. (I swear, having to listen to him speak in committee or on the floor of the Senate is against the McCain anti-torture amendment.)

How did that guy ever get elected. He and Allen are impossible to listen to without going batshit crazy. (How did VA ever survive Allen as Gov. My hat is off to the proud people of VA. IF they survived this and got to Gov Warner, then they are an amazing group of people indeed.)

Lindsay Graham is not stupid at all. That makes him dangerous. He is a Rethug who occassionally does the right thing. That also makes him crazy. (And my Rep, Marty Meehan is friends with him, so I will give him some of the benefit of the doubt, but I don't trust him as far as I could throw him. Which isn't far indeed.)

[MH1]

11. I picked Ted Stevens...

cuz I know Man on Dog isn't going to be a senator much longer. :P

And I just despise Stevens' antics on ANWR and crying that he isn't going to play with certain other boys in the class any more cuz they were mean to him.

What a pathetic man.

[Island Blue]

12. Poor wittle Republicans.

Everybody is always so mean to them. Boo friggin' hoo.

[_dynamicdems]

14. Kay Bailey Hutchinson

They are all horrible, but this woman really makes me see RED.

[jillan]

20. ewwwwiiieeee

She's another one that makes me yell at the tv.

[whometense]

16. I picked sack-o-hammers Allen

because I think he's got the combination of stupidity and oiliness that drives repukes wild, and is therefore the most dangerous. Hard choice, though.

[Luftmensch067]

17. Can't I pick them ALL???

Well, they are all horribly unworthy, but I agree with Tay that Sessions' voice alone makes me insane with rage and loathing. It was hard not to vote for Man-Pudding Allen though...

[fedupinBushcountry]

18. I want to pick them all too

Everyone of them is vile in their own way. Of course I have to chose smirky , my Dad was a football coach Allen since he is my Senator. But, truly I would vote for them all.

[jenndar]

19. Sessions.

The evidence that he can read is there, but it's still incredibly tenuous.

[jillan]

21. Somebody picked Kyl, and it wasn't me...

somebody's lurking around..
Saracat, is that you?

[_dynamicdems]

22. Dumb but funny email about a new STD the Repugs are spreading...

This thread seems as good a place as any to share this e-mail a friend sent me...

New Sexually Transmitted Disease warning!

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced gonna re-elect him. Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:

-anti-social personality disorders
-delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones
-extreme cognitive dissonance
-inability to incorporate new information
-pronounced xenophobia and paranoia
-inability to accept responsibility for own actions
-cowardice masked by misplaced bravado
-uncontrolled facial smirking
-ignorance of geography and history,
-tendencies towards evangelical theocracy
-categorical all-or-no! thing behavior

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[jillan]

23. haha

I'm gonna send this warning around! I know a few people that have it.

[sandnsea]

24. Gotta' be Tom Coburn

Just... EGADS. What a complete and utter embarrassment to the institution. I just want to stand up like Senator Byrd "I love the Senate", and then jump back when I see Coburn and gasp "how'd you get in here?" I can't even figure out how the man managed to become a doctor. So just plain stupidity coupled with the horrible attitude he has towards the poor and Native Americans, just, just, EGADS.

[Luftmensch067]

33. That's IT!

That's exactly what I shout at my TV (or "think" irascibly at the RealPlayer window if I'm at work) every time I see one of these barbaric morons: "How did YOU get into MY Senate?!?!!!?" They must be cleaned out of there. With a mop and bucket, if necessary.

[ProSense]

25. Add Frist and Stevens

Frist for Schiavo and Stevens for insanity.

[BlueIris]

26. Santorum, all the way.

I mean, yeah, I also have a major hate-on for Bill "Thinks HIV Can Be Transmitted Through Teardrops" Frist, but...Rick Santorum? Said "liberal values" are the root cause of pedophilia. Man doesn't belong anywhere near an elected office.

[JI7]

27. Norm Coleman

[globalvillage]

28. He does have the 'smarm' factor going for him.

Pretty slimy. I'll give you that.
Doesn't beat Santorum, though.

[ProSense]

29. Norm's before and afters

http://www.patridiots.com/001435.html

[globalvillage]

30. Well, there goes my breakfast.

Thanks for that.

[ProSense]

31. Sorry! n/t

[rox63]

32. This was such a tough choice

They are all so horrible. But I had to go with Santorum. Thank goodness he'll be gone soon.