REALLY fun activity for Kerry lovers...

[Vektor]

I have been well behaved for SOOOOO long. Grant me this one indiscretion. Forgive me father, I am about to sin.

And so are y'all

:evilgrin:

Go to this site: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl

In the search thingy, put "John Kerry's (slang term for the 'man part')"

Repeat many times with different slang terms.

For category, put "it."

Go on, I dare you.

:rofl:

[Luftmensch067]

1. ?!?!?!!?!!!!!!!!

"john kerry's blank" is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than "john kerry's blank"!

I swear I got that on the first try...

[globalvillage]

2. OMG.

<li>About 100 people choke to death on john kerry's ***** each year!</li>

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Vektor]

10. THAT was my favorite one!

I mean, if I have to go out, I wanna go out like THAT.

Imagine the eulogy.

[globalvillage]

14. Move over, Vek.

There are 99 more of us.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Vektor]

15. There's plenty to go around!!!

Hahahaha!

:yourock:

[fedupinBushcountry]

3. I put in John Kerry's smile

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find John Kerry's smile!

:rofl:

I did your dare

John Kerry's ----- is worth his weight in gold - literally.:evilgrin:

[Vektor]

13. It's the new gold!

*Vektor furtively looks around for the nearest Zales Jewelers...*

[Island Blue]

4. What I've learned today:

If you lick John Kerry's t---s & b-----s ten times, you will consume one calorie. Combine that with Jenny Craig and you've got yourself a weight loss plan!

Also: The risk of being stuck by George Bush's t---s & b-----s is one occurence every 9,300 years. What year where the twins born?

[ProSense]

5. Well, I had to

<li>The state nickname of Iowa is 'The John Kerry's hands state'.</li>

<li>John Kerry's feetocracy is government by John Kerry's feet!</li>


And your dare:

<li>There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat John Kerry's blank, though it may feel uncomfortable.</li>

<li>John Kerry's blank will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.</li>

<li>If you toss John Kerry's blank 10000 times, it will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because its head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.</li>

<li>India tested its first nuclear John Kerry's blank in 1974!</li>


What timely results!

:rofl:

[ProSense]

8. Well, now I can't stop

<li>The porpoise is second to John Kerry's butt as the most intelligent animal on the planet!</li>


<li>It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at John Kerry's hugs!</li>

<li>Finding John Kerry's hugs on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.</li>

<li>Two grams of John Kerry's hugs provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.</li>

[TayTay]

6. Vek, you are so deliciously evil

I just love that. I can't do this yet, cuz my computer at home is too public. Will do so later, when no one is around.

All wonk and no play make Kerrycrats dull people indeed. Bravo, my dear for lightening us up.

[Blaukraut]

7. Oh, this is good

Here are some of mine;

Worldwide, John Kerry's trousersnake is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.

The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as John Kerry's trousersnake!

John Kerry's trousersnake can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.

John Kerry's manpiece can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.

Olive oil was used for washing John Kerry's manpiece in the ancient Mediterranean world.

By tradition, a girl standing under John Kerry's manpiece cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!


This is funny :-)

[fedupinBushcountry]

9. ROFLMAO

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:popcorn:

[Vektor]

11. I also used some of the same slang words.

How funny!

[Vektor]

12. John Kerry's WMD can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!

John Kerry's WMD is worth its weight in gold - literally.

Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat John Kerry's WMD'!

When John Kerry's WMD is swallowed, it will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!

Contrary to popular belief, John Kerry's WMD is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases it may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.

Some hotels in Las Vegas have John Kerry's WMD floating in their swimming pools.

Neil Armstrong first stepped on John Kerry's WMD with his left foot! (Ouch!)

The National Heart Foundation recommends eating John Kerry's WMD at least three times a week.

John Kerry's WMD can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!

The liquid inside John Kerry's WMD can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!

If you put a drop of liquor on John Kerry's WMD, it will go mad and sting itself to death. (???)

*term "WMD" used as a benign substitute for any and all of the 28 other, more crude terms used in this search.

Man, this is FUN!! I've got a million of them!

:rofl:

[globalvillage]

16. And in the same vein...

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

The National Heart Foundation recommends eating John Kerry's WMD at least three times a week.

Healthcare is a huge issue for the Senator.


:patriot:

[Vektor]

17. Massive really.

And it's an issue I'm sure we all agree, we'd like to take on!

[ProSense]

18. LOL!

In 1982 Time Magazine named John Kerry's member its 'Man of the Year'.

John Kerry's member can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.

When John Kerry's member is swallowed, it will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!

[_dynamicdems]

19. LOL! I never knew there were so many slang terms for....ah...well, you

know.

Try this one: create your own conspiracy theory.....
http://www.turnleft.com/conspiracy.html

Here's one I came up with:

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand that John Kerry is a CIA plant in the Senate you need to realize that everything is controlled by a the Kerrycrats made up of liberals with help from environmentalists.

The conspiracy first started during the Vietnam War in Washington. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Hurricane Katrina.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by shouting, "John Kerry in 2008".

They want to bitch slap the Christian Coalition and imprison resisters in New Jersey using bio-diesel Ford Escourts.

In order to prepare for this, we all must shoot to kill. Since the media is controlled by the Democratic Underground we should get our information from Freepers.

[Vektor]

20. Hahahah!

Good clean fun there, but very fun just the same!

[_dynamicdems]

21. Oh, but it doesn't have to be clean....it all depends on how you fill in

the blanks. I just used a clean example to post here.

[Vektor]

22. It was funny, though.

Bitch slapping the Christian Coalition is ALWAYS a good time.

[_dynamicdems]

24. Hehe...yeah I'd like to do that myself. ; > n/t

[Vektor]

23. Here's mine:

In order to understand Election Fraud you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Keeping America's Promise made up of wood nymphs with help from Kerrycrats.

The conspiracy first started during John Kerry's Birthday in Boston. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the end of Prohibition.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by chronic masturbation.

They want to give a harsh wedgie to Focus on the Family and imprison resisters in Karl Rove's bathroom using Go-Karts.

In order to prepare for this, we all must impeach Bush. Since the media is controlled by Michael Moore we should get our information from Pat Robertson.

[_dynamicdems]

25. You are soooo baaaad! LOL! n/t

[WildEyedLiberal]

26. Is it a conspiracy theory if it's true?

Well, parts of it... *ahem*... anyway.

:evilgrin:

[Island Blue]

27. Here's mine:

In order to understand the theory of evolution you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Senate made up of Eskimos with help from circus freaks.

The conspiracy first started during Battle of Little Bighorn in Boston. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Bombing of Pearl Harbor.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by nose picking.

They want to bitch slap James "Spongebob Square Pants" Dobson and imprison resisters in Crawford, Texas using cattle cars.

In order to prepare for this, we all must bring it on. Since the media is controlled by John Kerry we should get our information from Dick Cheney.