I feel a sin coming on...

[Vektor]

It's that time again...


FOR LOVERS' HAIKU!!

:9 :evilgrin: :9 :evilgrin: :9 :evilgrin: :9 :evilgrin: :9 :evilgrin: :9 :evilgrin:


hot steaming loin cake
goes good with a nice merlot
my food pyramid

majestic man piece
our washington monument
oh, to scale its peak

over sized jockstrap
bursting with the mammoth goods
cruelty to cotton

how can one resist
the fenway frank so divine
best served with relish

all one really needs
guinness and foot long hot dog
good and good for you

full monte spotted
sighted after bike shorts shed
vektor takes the bait

[ProSense]

1. The only thing missing

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:evilgrin:

[_dynamicdems]

2. LMAO! n/t

[Vektor]

3. Mmmmm...can do.

How 'bout little of THIS:


I heart this man:


Stud on ice:


Smart is Sexy:


This one always sears my loins:

[Vektor]

4. WHOA.

Vektor's steely eye spies something amiss with the trousers in photo #3. o-0

[ProSense]

5. Since it's in his hand

I know it's not the microphone. And unlike Bush, the bulge isn't on his back. :9

[Vektor]

6. Bwaaa-hahaha!

No ma'am. On Kerry, it's right where it belongs!

[TayTay]

7. Ah, Haikus!

And I thought this week couldn't possibly get any better.

Thank you my dear. You are the total package. Able to talk on the phone across the continent for 3 hours, write beautifully and express the artisitc yearning in our souls so well. (Okay, I call it artistic yearning, but you know what I mean.)

Bravo and take a bow! That was great! I anticpate another 'with relish!'

[Vektor]

8. I'm bowing wicked hahd right now.

Ooops. Pulled a groin muscle.

[TayTay]

10. Your haiku's are wicket scawchahs, ya know what I mean!

You are the wicketest, most awesomest postah in all the land. Those haikus are like, unbelievably wicked great, wicked, wicked cool. (Although we don't actually say 'wicked pissah anymore, much, I would do so for you, cuz I wicket like you.) I'd love to go to the packie and get a six-pack and toast yahze, but, ahm, it's like Sunday, and that packie is closed by now.

Now, if only all the friggin bastids who say bad things about my Sentah Keh-ree would come over here and like, say that to my freakin face. Mental midgets. (Oh, yea-ah, it's a Haiku Appreciation thread, not a 'come me-yah you friggin moron and say that to my face' thread. Sorry.) You, ah, did a wicket good jawb with that poetry stuff they-ah. You really are wicket good at it. You should like be at Hahvid or somthing.

He-yah's one for you way ov-ah they-ah on the wrong side a da ocean: :beer:

[WildEyedLiberal]

9. OMG

WMD SIGHTING! RED ALERT

Delicious haikus as always m'dear.

[JI7]

11. and he doesn't have to wear tight pants to make it show either

is there anything he doesn't excell at ?