On a lighter note, for you wicked awesome New Englanders, and

[babylonsister]

the rest of us!


Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one was attacked by a rabid
Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off a nearby
fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's
neck.

A newspaper reporter from the Boston Globe witnessed the incident and rushed
over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering data into his
laptop, beginning with the headline: "Brave Young Red Sox Fan Saves Friend
from Jaws Of Vicious Animal"

"But I'm not a Red Sox fan," the little hero interjected. "Sorry" replied
the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, Mass, I just assumed you were."

Hitting the delete key, the reporter began: "John Kerry Fan Rescues Friend
from Horrific Dog attack"

"But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responds.

The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Red
Sox or Kerry or Kennedy. What team or person do you like? "

"I'm a Texas Ranger fan and I really like George W. Bush" the boy says.

Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again: "Arrogant Little
Conservative Bastard Kills beloved Family Pet

[TayTay]

1. Yes!!!!!

Now that's the story I would have written.

I love that! Thanks!

[whometense]

2. I LOVE it!!

Thanks for the laugh!!! :D

[wisteria]

3. Cute!! n/t