I don't know how I stumble across these things, but this is NASTY

[_dynamicdems]

Someone wrote some nasty fiction about John Kerry. I'm ripping mat about this and I wanna sock someone in the kisser over it. I'm not even going to post an excerpt. If you are brave, here's the link:
http://www.proteinwisdom.com/index.php/weblog/entry/excerpt_from_masks_of_the_illuminati_by_robert_anton_wilson/

[Vektor]

1. Oh good lord.

How bizarre.

[BlueIris]

3. Vektor...

Is this your comment, by any chance?

"Humerous at times, though sadly off the mark. For instance, John Kerry has never been fat. In addition, everyone who’s anyone knows that his member couldn’t veer toward the flaccid and unimpressive if you whacked it with a sledgehammer, then cut half of it off. John Kerry is criminally well endowed, virile, and gymnastically talented.

That’s common knowledge. 

His Vietnam era heroism hasn’t dulled in the slightest either, nor has his ability to rock the 'beast with two backs.'

He’s just a giant sexy meat ladder, to be climbed one tasty rung at a time.

Ungh."

It's fine if it is; if you didn't, I would have. :-)

[Vektor]

4. I can neiter confirm nor deny authoring that comment.

All I can say is "Ungh."

:evilgrin:

[_dynamicdems]

6. ROTFLMAO! You go girl! Put them buttheads in their place! : D n/t

[BlueIris]

2. ACK.

Jesus. Why was I not surprised to find a remark like this in this comments section: "Thought it was interesting at the time that BOTH the “liberal” and the “conservative” candidates were members of Skull and Bones. Illuminati conspiracies running the world????? Also, there was a little historical subplot in Illuminatus in which George Washington was replaced with another George W. (I’d have to look up the name of the replacement). Now we have George W. B. fomenting chaos. Bush was also the 46th Governor of Texas, and Cheney is our 46th Vice President. 46 is 2 times 23, so we have 2 times 2 times 23 in the White House now, and 23 is of course an important Illuminati number. Hmmmmmmm..."

Where do these people hide in the daylight?

[Blaukraut]

7. Jeez

By that logic you could run the numbers on all kinds of things and connect the dots to the Illuminati. Six degrees of separation, I guess. Yep, that group has infiltrated everything- even my mother's crumb cake recipe.

[jenndar]

5. WTF?

Is that guy on opium?