Fun thread, what will it take for purists to like Kerry

[JohnKleeb]

First thing he should do is resign his seat and criticize from afar so they will trust him because of his rhetoric and rhetoric only. I am being sarcastic obvoiusly.

[GRLMGC]

1. He needs to fall on his sword

For the good of liberalism. He has disgraced himself and this is the only way he can redeem himself

[JohnKleeb]

2. Yes he should sacriface himself!

[elshiva]

12. Man, like he hasn't sacrificed enough!

[Vektor]

15. I'd like to

fall on his sword.
:evilgrin:
YOWZA.

[WildEyedLiberal]

16. I'd like to

Impale myself on his sword...

:o

[Vektor]

18. I wonder

how many of us he can fit on there?
KERRY KABOB!

[Firespirit]

3. He must give a rambling screaming speech and self-destruct.

That always works. I hear it can even make them like people who are to Kerry's right.

[rockymountaindem]

4. If he wears sackcloth and ashes to the Senate every day

and uses every speech to a) condemn himself and his campaign b) lambaste the Democratic party for not being leftist enough c) offer to become the vestal virgin of sorts for the temple of St. Howard

[WildEyedLiberal]

13. Your crack me up!

He could be the vestal virgin of my temple. :o

[Vektor]

14. Mine too...

I would worship at his temple ANYTIME.

[WildEyedLiberal]

17. He could enter my temple

Any old time.

[bunny planet]

5. There's nothing he can do. I'm convinced that if he'd been blown up in

Iraq, these people would've said he hadn't bled enough. Swift boat DU whiners for whatever we can bitch and moan about.

[GRLMGC]

6. yeah

"Too little, too late", they would have said.

[Firespirit]

7. That's exactly what they are.

They should make their own distorted revisionist whining documentary and send it to Sinclair. I bet Sinclair would broadcast it.

Maybe they might get the message then, and realize what they have become.

[emulatorloo]

8. Rend his garments, beat himself w thorny branches, live in Saddam's hole

in the ground. etc etc etc.

[Der Blaue Engel]

9. He needs to be psychic and control time and space

and then personally respond to every request of theirs lickety-split, until he looks like the Burger King Submissive Chicken.

(And then they'll lambaste him for being a submissive chicken.)

[JI7]

10. the problem with them

is that they don't apply the same purist standards to the people they support.

[JohnKleeb]

11. Right

Oh if they were purist about their people, they'd treat em worse.