http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2006/07/28/bolton/ Revoltin' Bolton
Returned to face the Senate that failed to confirm him the first time, U.N. ambassador John Bolton could barely contain his contempt.
By Michael Scherer
July 28, 2006 | WASHINGTON -- After a year as U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations, John Bolton has still not gone to get a decent haircut. He showed up Thursday at the Senate Foreign Relations Committee looking as shabby as the last time he testified, with an unruly cushion of graying locks flopped across his forehead and bunched over the nape of his neck. Combined with a walrus mustache and glasses that kept falling down his nose, he looked like the Muppet Show's Swedish Chef applying for a job in the Foreign Service...
...At the Thursday hearing, Bolton's wife, Gretchen, followed her husband's lead by emanating disrespect for her husband's critics. Sitting just behind him, she wore sunglasses for much of the hearing, in an apparent response to the room's lighting. When Democratic Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts began to speak, she started doodling a large "X" on a piece of paper, while muffling scornful chuckles that appeared to emphasize her opinion of the one-time Presidential candidate.
For about ten minutes, Bolton and Kerry argued over the best diplomatic approach to North Korea, but Bolton gave no ground, treating Kerry like a teacher treats a pupil who has not done his homework. Kerry finally appeared to give up. "We're not going to resolve it here," Kerry said, exasperated.
"Yes, that's right," Bolton shot back.
By then, the substance of the hearing had further given way to theater. The showers in the Senate staff gymnasium, located above the hearing room, had begun to send torrents of water leaking through the ceiling and down onto the carpeted floor. "This is a form of transparency," Bolton joked. "Let's hope it's rain water and not something else," cracked Sen. Bill Nelson, the Florida Democrat.
No similar joke could be offered in Bolton's defense. For years he has been causing trouble with his aggressive style and committed aversion to international law or compromise. When it comes to Bolton, what you see is what you get.