The New York Times was on the case this morning. They have a great little article about where the fault line is between the Evil Empire fans and Red Sox Nation. (Okay, don't get mad at me Yankee fans, I can't help it. I hear this stuff around here all the time. I actually once said something sort of nice about the Yankees once, so, ahm, they can co-exist I guess.)
Once again: Best REd Sox Story ever:
http://www.wror.com/extra05.shtmlSent: Thursday, April 29, 2004 7:30 AM
To: Loren and Wally
Subject: Greetings from Iraq
Dear Loren and Wally...
Greetings from the center of the Sunni Triangle in beautiful Iraq!
I live in Pepperell, MA, but I am a member of the New Hampshire Army National Guard. I am currently stationed in Balad, Iraq which is about 60 miles north of Baghdad. Most people here are very friendly and love America.
I have a funny story for you. My platoon set up a checkpoint near Taji, about 20 miles north of Baghdad. We randomly pull over cars to check for weapons and other contraband. We pulled over a car to search it. There were 6 Iraqis in it. Our translator started to talk to them in Arabic as we searched the car. The translator called for me to come quickly. As I am walking over, I thought we found a bunch of weapons or ammo or something. Then the translator asked me "LT you are from Massachusetts, right?" I said yes and the translator talked again to the Iraqi men in Arabic. The Iraqi men started to get very excited. One of Iraqi men asked me in English "You are from Massachusetts?" And I told him "Yes, I'm from Massachusetts." The Iraqi man turned and said something to the others in Arabic. At this point, the Iraq men couldn't even contain their excitement. I'm like, what the heck is going on here.
All of a sudden they started throwing their hands up and they all started yelling "YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK!” They started yelling it over and over again. Well I almost pissed my pants laughing. Here we are looking for weapons and contraband outside of Baghdad and we come across Iraqi Red Sox Fans. We searched the car, found nothing and released the men. Before they drove away, they began yelling "Yankees Suck" "Yankees Suck" again. Maybe that's why some of the Iraqi's are pissed off, the Red Sox haven't won the World Series yet.
My father, mother and my wife all listen to your show. Please tell them all I said hello and I miss them all. Even though I am not there could you play "Blinded by the Light" (the full version!) that's one of my favorite songs.
Could you send me a Loren and Wally dashboard statue? I want to put it on the dashboard of my armored humvee. That will be the last thing the terrorists see.
Thanks a lot,
Name Withheld
BTW, the parody songs about Boston and so forth are good on this page. And people ask me what Bostonians are like. Ahm, snarky, funny and determinedly downmarket.