***Official KOEB Klubhouse Debate Thread***

[SeattleGirl]

Let's play ball!

[SharonRB]

1. Thanks, SG

A debate with no rules. This should be fun (I hope).

[SeattleGirl]

2. So no one's out at the count of 10?

[Berry Cool]

7. Not unless she does bite his ear off.

But then she might be related to Keith by marriage and adoption.

Thanks, SG!

[Patsy Stone]

11. What about knives?

:shrug:

[SeattleGirl]

14. Different counts, depending on if they use kitchen knives or sabres.

[Patsy Stone]

3. "Meet me in Ohio!"

:eyes:

[SharonRB]

6. Hi, Pats

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

10. The bike racks are full

and the Excuse Bucket is empty.

[WolverineDG]

52. hey pats

check your voice mail. :)

:hi:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

54. I will!

My phone has been off and charging for hours.

[SharonRB]

4. They're not wasting any time getting

to Hillary's Jekyll and Hyde act.

[SeattleGirl]

13. It has been disturbing in the time period since the last debate.

Her "scolding" of him the other day made me go: :wow:

[Patsy Stone]

15. And they're wrasslin'

:popcorn:

[SeattleGirl]

16. Which on of them is most like Hulk Hogan?

:rofl:

[bleever]

5. I am honored, honored, to be here with the KOEB.

Let's get ready to rummmmmble!

[Berry Cool]

12. Hey bleev!

Glad to see you made it in time for the debate.

[bleever]

28. She played the SNL card!

I think I heard boos.

[Patsy Stone]

32. ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=315&topic_id=110189&mesg_id=110221

[bleever]

64. ...

[Patsy Stone]

8. "I'm honored, honored..."

Please, just both come out and say whatever the hell it is you need to get off your chests, 'k?

[SharonRB]

9. Basically, Hillary, yeah

You're going to fine people if they don't get insurance.

[GigiMommy]

17. Whew...made it.

[Berry Cool]

18. You know, I don't see what the big deal is about their health care plans.

They both HAVE one--that's what matters.

The details of either one will probably end up changing a brazillion times before either one of them can ever possibly be passed.

[SeattleGirl]

19. I'm puzzled too, at how much time and energy they both spend on it.

Neither plan will get through Congress without changes.

[SharonRB]

20. Way too much time spent on one issue

Let's move on already.

[SeattleGirl]

21. That's my thought too.

In fact, I just yelled at them. "Knock it off already! We get it!"

[GigiMommy]

24. You're both right.

We both freelance for a living. We have to pay for our own health plan now anyway. The cost of it sucks AND we don't have dental or vision.

[SharonRB]

22. WRONG, Hillary!

They don't automatically sign you up for a 401(k).

[Patsy Stone]

23. "This is too important."

I can't listen to this anymore. Can we get them pugil sticks?

[SeattleGirl]

25. STOP IT!!!!!

Can this please move to another topic? :banghead:

[Patsy Stone]

26. Oh, she brings up SNL

and I believe there was a smattering of boos.

[SeattleGirl]

27. Hilary was part of the (Clinton) administration?

Did I miss her on the ballot? I don't recall voting for her.

[SharonRB]

29. Neither do I.

[Patsy Stone]

30. You didn't hear?

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

31. Apparently not.

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

33. I don't think the SNL ref came across so well.

Made her sound petulant.

Also, now she's referencing how Laredo, TX is doing well under NAFTA. Way to impress Cleveland, Hillary!

[Berry Cool]

34. I wouldn't be the least surprised if they do her on SNL again next week:

"Look! Even on Saturday Night Live they're asking him if he wants another pillow! These debates aren't fair! Not fair!" (stamping foot)

[Berry Cool]

36. I wonder whether she realizes she is looking daggers at him whenever he talks.

And the camera sometimes shows her at those moments instead of him.

[SharonRB]

38. In the last debate she kept smiling while he was talking

Not this time. She looks pissed at Timmeh.

[crispini]

129. I noticed that.

It's almost like someone told her not to smile, LOL.

Hi Sharon! :hi:

[SharonRB]

130. I thought the same thing

:hi:

[bleever]

46. Whenever Hillary is talking, Obama is all ears.

:hide:

[SharonRB]

47. .....

:spank:

[Patsy Stone]

48. And

even when she isn't, too.

[SeattleGirl]

49. .......

:spank:

:rofl:

[WolverineDG]

56. She's gonna need a lot of dental work

all that teeth gritting can't be good for ya.

Oooh, Timmeh's arguing with her. goody.

dg

[GigiMommy]

40. For SNL, I'm telling ya...

get the blonde wig ready for the Sista!

[Patsy Stone]

35. No

Cue Amy: No, no, no!

I'm less nervous now. :)

[WolverineDG]

55. And half of Laredo isn't watching

:rofl:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

57. But, but, but...

It was for YOUUUUU! :)

[WolverineDG]

59. Still not votin' for ya, Hil

Sorry 'bout that.

Okay, I lied.

dg

[SeattleGirl]

37. Russert is really holding her feet to the fire on NAFTA.

[Patsy Stone]

39. I like her better

when she speaks softly.

Hillary, please use your inside voice.

[SeattleGirl]

41. Did the audience leave?

They sure are quiet compared to the audience at the last debate.

[Patsy Stone]

42. Maybe

the people are more polite in Ohio. :)

[SharonRB]

43. Or they couldn't get there in the snow.

Hey, Obama's agenda is like Nancy's.

[Patsy Stone]

44. Are you saying

he plagiarized?

:)

[SharonRB]

45. LOL

Not at all.

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

60. Debate was snowed out.

Just kidding. I wasn't even late to work today, that's how religiously the streets were plowed here today.

It's those polite Buckeyes, I tell ya. :-)

[WolverineDG]

50. Hey Hillary

when you had the responsibility for your vote for the war, YOU DIDN'T READ THE DAMN INTELLIGENCE REPORT!! WITH YOUR VAST EXPERIENCE, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT WAS BULLSHIT!! But no, you wanted to be president more than you wanted to be on the right side, so now 4000 Americans are DEAD because of you!


dg

[Patsy Stone]

51. Louder

Scream it louder!

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

53. Oh, he just handed her Pakistan back

along with her head.

That was beautiful.

[Berry Cool]

58. "Tim, you're asking a lot of hypotheticals"?

It's a DEBATE, Hillary! You're SUPPOSED to ask the candidates what they would do IF...!!!!!!!

[Patsy Stone]

61. It was

right there in the rider her campaign provided: no hypotheticals.

[WolverineDG]

62. Ha ha ha

Brian to Hillary: STFU we have to sell toilet paper!

:rofl:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

65. Hold that thought!

Because the way things are going, you're going to make it six more times anyway.

[Berry Cool]

63. She sounds soooo bad whenever she raises her voice.

Obama is staying so calm.

I wish he wouldn't use that word "homeland," though. It's not needed.

[Berry Cool]

66. Oh, that was weird. Did anyone else get a Spanish title when they came back?

[Berry Cool]

68. They played that tape of Hillary going ballistic in error!

:rofl: I laughed so hard at the "Blues Brothers" mashup someone did of it on Steph's show. That was EXACTLY what was called for!

[Patsy Stone]

71. Do you see the light?

Do You See THE LIGHT!

[SeattleGirl]

73. THERE. ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS!

[crispini]

131. ZOMG! I have to hear that. Excellent! nt

[Patsy Stone]

69. From commercial you mean? n/t

[Berry Cool]

85. Yeah. When they came back from commercial they had a Spanish caption.

[Patsy Stone]

87. It was cross-promotion

for the debate replay on Telemundo. I had it too.

[Berry Cool]

100. OK, I just saw a glance at it and it struck me as bizarre!

Of course, we don't get as much bilingual stuff here. Not that we have no Latin population, but what there is is very small, and tends to be migrant nursery workers. (Ask Bot.)

[Patsy Stone]

67. DU is at scary level

Just yellow X's and dashes. And once again, Ignore is a distant memory.

Oh, no. The Hillary cackle. Twice. It's over.

[SeattleGirl]

72. We are definitely at Defcon 10 now.

:scared:

[Berry Cool]

74. I think Obama's learned a lot about debates from experience.

He didn't look as good in the early debates as he does now. Now he looks calm and cool and gets himself across well. Other times, he looked faltering and was really at a disadvantage.

[Patsy Stone]

75. Agreed

And he will get better at pressers too.

[Berry Cool]

76. Obama's most killing blow of the night so far:

"She was ready on Day One to give in to George Bush."

[SharonRB]

86. And the front page is gone.

[WolverineDG]

70. Okay, I'm going to say it

BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

I swear if you somehow by hook or by crook get the nomination, I WILL NOT DO ONE THING TO HELP YOU--NO MONEY NO SIGNS, NO BLOCKWALKING N.O.T.H.I.N.G. except vote for you & ONLY to get liberal judges on the Supreme Court. You made fun of me & how I feel & my hope & inspiration to make this country better, so FUCK YOU BITCH! I AIN'T GIVIN' YOU ANY OF WHAT I'M GIVING OBAMA!

dg

[SeattleGirl]

78. It's okay, DG

I get pretty upset about people saying that there is something wrong with hope and inspiration.

[WolverineDG]

96. Yeah

My ignore list is growing exponentially too.

dg

[Berry Cool]

81. OK, we need to lighten up

So I'm bringing this in here:

[SeattleGirl]

84. ROFL!

Good one, Berry!

[Berry Cool]

95. Someone else on DU came up with it

and it cracked me up when I saw it, so I had to steal it.

[crispini]

134. That is awesome!

Ah, I'm going to miss this campaign, a bit.

[Berry Cool]

89. Wolfie's savin' all her love for Keith and Obama.

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

77. Um? Call MSNBC???

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=4787971&mesg_id=4787971

[SeattleGirl]

80. Somebody call the WAAAAAMBULANCE!

[Patsy Stone]

83. It would be nice,

if they gave an actual reason. LOL.

[SeattleGirl]

88. I think it was in reference to Hil saying she always got asked questions

first. Translation: It's not fair! Waaaaaaaah!

[Berry Cool]

92. Steph drop: "Oh. My. God."

They are not serious??????? :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

94. Wow

There sure are a lot of new responses since I posted. :rofl:

[WolverineDG]

97. Right fucking now???? nt

[Patsy Stone]

98. Sooner than that.

:rofl:

[SharonRB]

99. Yesterday, I think.

[WolverineDG]

101. My personal fave

via JVS: They already said their refridgerator was running? Now what do I say?

or something like that... :rofl:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

113. ...

"Fuck that, I'm asking if they like some Prince Albert in a can."

LOFL!

[Berry Cool]

104. That whole thread has turned into a DUzy nominee.

It's hysterical.

[crispini]

138. That thread is awesome.

:loveya:

[GigiMommy]

79. OK, I haven't been around DU long enough

to know what the yellow Xs mean on this thread.

[SeattleGirl]

82. Means there is a lot of traffic on DU right now, so many features

are turned off.

[Berry Cool]

90. No avatars, no sig lines, etc.

[GigiMommy]

105. Thanks!!!

[Patsy Stone]

93. It means it's an unread post

Usually there's a little yellow piece of paper shape, but when DU gets to this level, it's an X. If you "Mark" the thread at the top of the page after you're done reading all of the posts, all of the X's go away, and you'll only see one when there's a post you haven't read. If you Mark the thread before you read it all, however, you may not be able to tell where you left off.

[GigiMommy]

111. Thanks for the info.

[SharonRB]

91. My dad will like this answer

if he's still watching. He actually said he'd consider voting for Obama, depending on how the campaign goes. I thought for sure he'd vote for McCain. He was a little concerned about his stand on Israel. I hope he's still watching.

[Berry Cool]

106. I think he handled the Israel stuff very well

and is also coming off very smoothly talking about foreign policy in general. Not like a guy who's going to need a "handbook" to understand it, as Hillary implied.

Good thing, too. I don't think there's such a thing as Foreign Relations for Dummies.

[CC]

102. I'm sorry but I did not like that answer.

If you are liberal shout it from the roof tops and be proud of it. I want a liberal in the Whitehouse and I want someone to stand up and say well yes I am , what the fuck is so wrong with that. Then wipe the floor with them.

[WolverineDG]

103. Ya know, it's hard to keep a straight face

when hillary keeps repeating "putin" & I come across a graphic of bush that says "I fart in your general direction."

:spray: :rofl:

dg

[Berry Cool]

109. Is this the first time Hillary has said she regrets her Iraq vote?

Because if it is...well, what took her so long?!?!?!? :shrug:

[SeattleGirl]

112. First time I recall her saying it right out.

See Hil, that wasn't so hard, was it?

[Berry Cool]

114. Whereas Obama says he regrets not fighting harder against interference with Terri Schiavo.

Sounds good, honest, truthful.

[WolverineDG]

118. she didn't need to say it before now nt

[Patsy Stone]

122. Yepper

It was the last card to play.

[GigiMommy]

107. Sharon, Mike Malloy is reading

an e-mail about Nancy and other progressive candidates being outspent and not backed by the Dem. party right now.

[SharonRB]

110. Oh, crap

What's the link?

[GigiMommy]

117. I'm streaming at KPHX 1480.

[SharonRB]

119. I've got it from NovaM

but I probably missed what they were talking about.

[GigiMommy]

121. Yeah, there are ads and news now.

He MIGHT talk more about it after the break. Maybe.

Bad grammar fix.

[SharonRB]

124. I'm keeping it on to see if he does.

[SharonRB]

115. Nevermind - I got it

I probably missed it.

[WolverineDG]

108. but you voted for it, Hillary

sorry, not getting a pass from me on this one!!!

dg

[Patsy Stone]

116. Almost as many debates

as there are James Bond movies.

Just sayin'.

[Berry Cool]

120. And now he's going to make the gracious close and the compliments to HER.

Oh man. Game, set, match, Obama.

[SeattleGirl]

123. And in the process, he's telling Brian Williams to shove that question.

[Berry Cool]

126. LOL, even Keith noticed the same thing.

That Obama got in the gracious compliments tonight.

[bleever]

125. Phew. Glad that's over.

I'm not sure if it's because I'm out of bourbon or worked a long day, but that was a bit tedious.

[Berry Cool]

135. It's like Keith said--field goals, but no touchdowns.

I think Obama won, but it was because his kicker was really good. Hillary's kept going wide of the mark.

Also, way too much time on health care plans.

[Patsy Stone]

139. I hope

it's the last one, ever.

I'm exhausted.

[bleever]

151. I hope I never

forget to buy bourbon before a debate again.

[Patsy Stone]

152. Ya know...

Some liquor stores deliver. :)

[bleever]

153. Not here they don't.

Not even drive through.

Hard to keep hope alive. :(

[Patsy Stone]

154. OMG

You need to move!

:hug:

[bleever]

155. Hey, I grew up in a dry town.

Curiously, its perimeter was clearly demarcated by a ring of liquor stores.

[crispini]

127. Helllllllllllooooo ladies!

I was over playing in GD P. :hi:

[SharonRB]

128. Hey, Crispi

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

132. Tweety is disappointed because Obama didn't offer him a "thrilling thrust."

Eeeeeeuwwwwww. :puke:

[GigiMommy]

133. Hi Crispini!

:hi:

[crispini]

136. Howdy!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

140. I predict Steph will play the clip of Tweety saying "thrilling thrust" lots tomorrow.

I guess when you get a tingle down your leg from a candidate, you can't help but want more.

Keith: "Easy, now."

[crispini]

141. SNORT!

Sometimes Matthews actually makes it kind of funny. :D

[crispini]

137. I really am curious about why she won't release her tax returns.

What's up with that? It's not that much work.

[SeattleGirl]

142. I am too.

She needs to do that; otherwise it looks like she is hiding something.

[Berry Cool]

144. "Shame on you, Hillary Clinton!

"Shame, SHAME, for not having released your tax returns yet!"

"I'll do it later...get off my back!!!!"

[crispini]

145. SNORF!

This campaign has been SO. MUCH. FUN. :D

[Patsy Stone]

143. Wait a minute.

Obama's campaign used that Pakistan info on McCain last week, and Hillary still went with it? Oy.

[Berry Cool]

146. Looks like Keith will be on another hour.

Shall we start a fresh thread?

[SeattleGirl]

147. Please! Would you do it?

[bleever]

148. The post-game show isn't the same

without Nora standing up on the ceiling.

[Berry Cool]

150. New thread here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=315x110348

[crispini]

149. Ok, is anyone else getting the SEIU - COPE ads for Obama?

I thought it was a really good ad.