3/3/08 KOEB It is not true. Early Drive By Blog

[Botany]

None of it .... Berry lies .... any stories of me canoodling
w/ Steph are false ..... I did not get us lost and have
Steph, 2 gay guys, and Berry in a really bad neighborhood.

I did not kiss or hug Ms. Miller or did her head rest on my
chest as she tried to stay awake as a bunch of her fans
hung around .... rumors of trips we were going to take to
drag clubs or that Steph was little "chilly" to me after
winding up in a back street that is best know for Mexican
gangs in Columbus do not dignify a response.

Any bad reports about me from Berry are because of only
one reason .... Steph gave Berry some jewelry to spread
rumors about me on the internet. Steph has an evil side.

The Story of Berry meeting Jennifer Brunner (Ken Blackwell's
replacement who is now cleaning up the state) might be true
but after a point one can not be sure of reality.



:hi: Steph

[Tim314159]

1. Steph did seem slightly annoyed ...

... when she mentioned it on-air this morning. I just hope you didn't screw up an opportunity for me to be her chauffeur if she ever comes to Dallas. I would like to state for the record that my car has an excellent navigation system.

--Tim (owner of the wildly popular Future Husbands Club website)

[bleever]

3. Welcome to DU, tim_h.

Be sure to get your hand stamped so you can take advantage of the KOEB bar.

[Berry Cool]

19. As for taking advantage of the women,

Bot and Bleev already have that market cornered. (Sparky used to also, but he hasn't been seen in these parts in ages.)

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[SharonRB]

11. Welcome to DU and the KOEB!

If you learn one thing about DU, it's that this is the safest place on the whole forum -- especially during primary season.

[Berry Cool]

23. Oh, and I would just like to add:

Ahem, excellent car navigation systems aren't necessarily foolproof. Some people can even testify to that. :rofl:

To talk to one, pick up your phone tomorrow and dial 1-800-STEPH-12.

[GigiMommy]

Hi and welcome!!!

I love it here!:loveya:

[Berry Cool]

2. Now wait just a darn fool minute.

How can you accuse me of lying when I have said nothing? Absolutely nothing??

I never told anyone you were "canoodling w/ Steph." I mean, there's no basis for that.

As for this story about "getting us lost and having Steph, 2 gay guys, and Berry in a really bad neighborhood"...that's not true, as far as I know. I mean, how would I know? Did Steph mention anything about anyone named Berry being in that car? No, she did not.

As for you kissing or hugging Ms. Miller or her head resting on your chest as she tried to stay awake as a bunch of her fans
hung around, as if she loved you or wanted to date you .... while I was stuck fending off some guy named Keith (wrong surname, sad to say)...and these scurrilous rumors of trips you were going to take to drag clubs, or that Steph was little "chilly" to you just because your bad directions to the gay guy driving the car resulted in her receiving a complete tour of Hilliard, Ohio, when all that really needed to be done was for him to turn a single corner...well, people, take Bot on the basis of what he says.

This nonsense about Steph giving me jewelry to spread rumors about him? Please. I don't believe it's true. Why would I? There's nothing to base that on. As far as I know.

As for me meeting Jennifer Brunner, give me a break! Like, next thing he's going to tell you is that he picked me up, drove me to a restaurant in German Village, and no sooner did we prepare to sit down than he spied our Secretary of State and introduced me to her. Yeah, and then I woke up!!!! Do you honestly believe the poor woman even wants to look a Cuyahoga County voter in the eye right now? Come on. She's a politician. As we all known, all politicians are slimy and sneaky and don't want to have to be accountable to the people who elected them. Sheesh.

Don't believe a word of it. There's no basis for that. It's not true, as far as I know. I take Bot at his word. There's nothing to base that on. As far as I know.

Edited to add: Tim, you're screwn.

[Patsy Stone]

4. Hi, everyone!

Very happy to hear you guys had fun!

:hi:

[SharonRB]

6. I just want to know the true story

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

7. I think

everything you think is true, is true.

:hi:

Obama / O Canada! :rofl:

[RavensChick]

58. So much for my trip to Montreal this year.

I'll wait until after the election.

[Patsy Stone]

61. :)

:hi:

[RavensChick]

65. Pats!

How are you?

[Patsy Stone]

72. Except for the fact that it was a Monday

I'm great! The weather is lovely and dinner's cooking. I have no complaints.

How's by you?

[RavensChick]

79. Not too bad for Monday.

I managed to get work done without losing my mind. The weather was beautiful today so I'm glad I enjoyed myself for a change.

[Patsy Stone]

81. Very good

It seems we both did as well as can be expected. :)

[Berry Cool]

9. Ah, but the true story cannot be told.

At least not until you're seated with one or the other of us at a bar. In person.

[Botany]

73. Lili Von Shtupp it's truuuue it's truuuue

[SharonRB]

5. How is anyone supposed to know what to believe

from the two of you?

:hi:

[ralps]

8. Hi Botany! Hi Everyone. Botany, Did you & Mama Steph have a good time?

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

10. Is anyone else here ready to throw stuff at the TV re: the campaigns?

Not at Keith, of course, but I'm watching the stupid NAFTA/memo/Canada/yes he did/no he didn't story, and I just want to scream. What's next? Clinton and Obama, standing on the playground, sticking their tongues out at each other, and and saying "nyah, nyah, nyah"?

AAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

[SharonRB]

12. Maybe they'll meet at the bike rack after school.

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

16. Maybe I'll be there with a giant paddle to smack both their backsides.

Sorry, but the past few days have been really hard for me, and then I listen to this stupid shit, and I want to scream.

[Berry Cool]

13. If that's what it takes for Hillary to win, she may resort to it, yes.

[Berry Cool]

17. Keith gave Chuck Todd BASEBALL CARDS!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

14. It really needs to be November

Really.

:hi:

[gkhouston]

24. Indeed it does. Or at least Wednesday. I haven't answered the phone in about two weeks.

Just dropping by to say howdy before the big day. I suspect Keith and Tweety will have called Texas before I get home from the precinct convention tomorrow night, but you guys can enjoy the fun for me. It's cold and windy down here in Houston (temps to drop to upper 30's tonight), which makes me wonder what sort of weather Crispi's getting.

[Patsy Stone]

56. Have a great time

exercising your franchise. And keep warm!

[gkhouston]

60. I'll definitely be warmer than our Ohio DUers. Sounds like they're

going to get the real winter weather.

[Patsy Stone]

66. Yes

indeedy. I'm cold just thinking about all that ice.

[bleever]

97. Vote! Twice!

Few others get that chance.

[Berry Cool]

25. No, not yet.

Keith needs baseball season first.

You can tell he really doesn't want to see this go on. That boy wants to go to spring training, and bad.

"Pulpit Fiction"... :rofl:

[bunny planet]

38. So really.

[ralps]

18. Hi SeattleGirl!! I was ready to trow things at Both Campaigns a week ago!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=4735952

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :grr:

[SeattleGirl]

22. I hear you, but the idiots in both camps are just rabid right now.

Makes me sick. I have just about given up on going into GD-P for the time being. The nastiness, lying, taunting, and smearing in thre is beyond ugly.

[Berry Cool]

44. Not only that, but some people are writing the absolute stupidest columns in newspapers

and I can no longer control myself regarding some of them.

I did get a post to the Greatest Page as a result today, though:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4854307

I admire Kristen Breitweiser's strength through her experiences, but she is being VERY naive and VERY sexist by promoting Hillary this way. Just because she was a combination of Suzy Homemaker and Martha Stewart before her husband was killed doesn't mean all women are natural housewives--and it's an insulting way to promote a woman for president.

[bunny planet]

45. Pretty much that is what is going on

I even started a head banging thread to go with your little smilies there yesterday or the day before.
This primary is making me nauseous and these pretzels are making me thirsty

[SeattleGirl]

49. What really worries me is what the losing camp will do when the

nominee is finally figured out.

I can see people in either camp going even more ballistic than they are now, and I don't want to get caught in the crossfire.

It's too fuggin' ugly to even think about.

[SharonRB]

15. I'm convinced no one will have 2025 before the

convention. The only way it will happen is if she turns hers over to him. I still see a brokered convention. (Calling Al Gore, calling Al Gore -- where are you, Al? Your country still needs you, damn it!)

[bunny planet]

20. Is this the thread or is this just Botany's world

and we just live in it.

[Patsy Stone]

21. Yes

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

26. We could call it the "KOEB Meeting 3/3/08 Blame Canada Edition."

[bunny planet]

31. Yeah, Hiya doll!!!

Here's my favorite Hillary ad (not).

[GigiMommy]

27. Hi Everyone!!!

:hi:

[SharonRB]

29. Hi, Gigi

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

37. Hi Sharon!!

How did you like our taste of spring today? Now it's snowing.

[SharonRB]

39. Should be all frozen back up by tomorrow

At least most of the snow is gone.

[RavensChick]

62. That's good.

Don't fret, hon. At least it was in the 60's in the DC area but we got rain tomorrow. I'm not getting my shorts out until July with the way the weather's been lately.

[SharonRB]

68. I hope it's in the 60s when I'm there in a couple of weeks

or even warmer! I'd love not to have to bring a winter coat.

[RavensChick]

85. It should'nt be too bad

but check the weather forecasts before you come. It's gonna be a very busy weekend for me but I'll make an appearance among the marchers regardless.

[SharonRB]

93. There's no march

I'm coming for the Take Back America conference. I'm glad I had already not been planning to come to the march, as I received an e-mail from ANSWER that it was cancelled.

[RavensChick]

98. It was?

Well at least the conference is better than nothing. With all you're going through right now you need a little breathing room.

[Berry Cool]

30. Hi GGM!

:hi: And greetings to all, of course...

Love that graphic..."Hillary blows her top."

Keith says: "Hire someone ELSE to answer the damn phone!!"

[GigiMommy]

41. Hi Berry!

My hubby's driving to Columbus as we speak.

[bleever]

28. I'm Mentioned on the Stephanie Miller Future Husbands website!

The show received some major publicity in late April 2007 when it was chosen for a 3-day run on MSNBC in the former Don Imus time slot. Despite an unchecked hormonal sweating problem on day one and the inherent difficulties of presenting a radio show in a visual medium, the simulcast earned very positive reviews.

That was me! I was the guy who wrote both of those good reviews!

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

33. Yea bleev!

And yea Rachel!!!! :bounce:

[Patsy Stone]

40. You're a somebody!

:toast:

[ralps]

32. Rachel!!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[GigiMommy]

34. RACHEL!!!

:loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

35. #4 Your More Fears

:rofl:

[bunny planet]

36. Rachel looks tired today. She was up late catching up on her reading and news

she missed on the cruise.

[SharonRB]

43. Yeah, her makeup is nearly nonexistent

and her hair looks awful. She's been looking great lately, but not tonight.

Randi was a hoot today talking about how she fell in love on the cruise and he turned out to be gay.

[bunny planet]

46. It was priceless.

And he sounded wonderful when he called in, great speaking voice, I was falling in love with him too.

[Berry Cool]

52. She said something that cracked me up today

and now I can't remember what it was.

[ralps]

42. Right On Rachel!!! IMO You do say that if you want to be McCain's VP!!! Grrr

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :wtf: :grr:

[Berry Cool]

54. Keith's Steve Doocy impression sounds like Bullwinkle!

[Patsy Stone]

57. Yes it did

:)

[bunny planet]

47. Rats, I've got to go back to work

Chained to the desk in my studio til Sunday.
Sounds kinky I know, but erm, not so much.

[Patsy Stone]

51. Good luck

and :loveya:

[bunny planet]

59. Danka dahlink.

:loveya: to you too.

[Patsy Stone]

48. GD threads on Rachel's "McCain's VP" comment:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4867509
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4867489
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4867490

[SeattleGirl]

50. That didn't take long, did it?

:eyes:

[Patsy Stone]

53. I expect video in a few minutes.

:crazy:

[Berry Cool]

63. And of course, Keith and Rachel are being called Obama shills just for that.

*sigh*

I talked to one of my sisters yesterday and she said she didn't think Obama went far enough to distance himself from Farrakhan in that last debate.

WHY SHOULD HE HAVE HAD TO DISTANCE HIMSELF AT ALL?????????

SINCE WHEN ARE WE IN CONTROL OF EVERYONE WHO CLAIMS TO SUPPORT US?????? :banghead:

[SeattleGirl]

69. According to GD-P, the candidates should know everything about

everyone who even THOUGHT ABOUT supporting them.

Never mind that that is an impossible thing.

[Patsy Stone]

70. Wasn't Rachel a Hillary shill only last week?

I have such trouble keeping this straight. I'm going to need one of those big boards from Barney Miller.

[RavensChick]

55. At least you had dinner first!

Hi, everyone! Started the fun without me, but it's all good. My PC took forever to warm up.

Welcome to DU and the KOEB, tim! You'll have a blast here.

[Berry Cool]

67. YEA!!!!! They finally ran an ad with KEITH talking about politics, not Tweety!!!!

And I have it RECORDED!!!! :loveya:

Thanks MSNBC!!!!

[RavensChick]

91. It's about time!

I got so sick of looking at that tired picture of Tweety. But let's not get our hopes up. That asswipe will be in the studio somewhere.

[Botany]

64. Cuffs in Food?

Crispini!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pastor Hagee you are free to jump into
a burning lake of gasoline and get a jump
on the "end of times," I think I will pass on
that fun loving nuclear war.

[Berry Cool]

74. Oh no, he returns to the scene of the crime.

Haven't had enough, eh?

[RavensChick]

75. You got that right!

John Hagee is so extreme its scary, and as a Christian I'm glad I don't watch his broadcast. I have better ways of serving God and listening to Hagee ain't one of them.

[Patsy Stone]

77. For my "End of Times" broadcast needs

I prefer Jack and Rexella Van Impe.

[Botany]

80. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

So you will have to flip to "the good side" to wind up in
heaven w/ these two?

Think I will skip it.

[GigiMommy]

87. OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!

I know people who've worked on that show, INCLUDING MY BROTHER!

[Patsy Stone]

92. You guys

are so LUCKY!!!

You must tell me all about Rexella! I am obsessed with trying to figure out exactly which combination of pills she's taken on any given day.

:rofl:

[GigiMommy]

94. Haven't met them myself but

I'll ask my Brother about them. I KNOW there are stories. :rofl:

[GigiMommy]

71. Gosh...

I'm Christian but I'm not ready for the world to end yet. And, I certainly don't want to kill anyone to get there either. I'm really sick and tired of people like Hagee.

[Berry Cool]

78. You're not alone.

Well, tomorrow is gonna be a big day here, to say the least. Guess who never did send away for her mail-in ballot and thus must go vote tomorrow? (But thankfully, will at least be able to do it on paper--thank you, Jennifer?) At least the polling place is in our basement, so I don't have to go out if the weather is as sucky as it's supposed to be. Yeesh.

[ralps]

76. Today's worst person in the world is Jonah Goldberg!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

83. Hey everybody, Keith was supposed to be on Charlie Rose Thursday

but got bumped for a tribute to William F. Buckley (ugh). I recorded the last couple ones but he has not yet appeared.

Keep your eyes peeled.

[Patsy Stone]

82. Is it picky of me

to be a little bit bothered with Hillary saying, "Live from New York it is Saturday Night?

I know, I know... But it does bother me.

[SeattleGirl]

84. You obviously hate her, Patsy.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

88. I wouldn't dare say this in GDP.

:)

[Berry Cool]

86. Bothered Keith, too!

It's an iconic line!!!

I admit, I'd laugh like a fool if Darrell Hammond did Keith.

[Patsy Stone]

89. That would be a riot.

And yes, it's a line we all know. I'm not sure anyone has ever said "it is" before, but I have no proof. Hey! That means I can post a thread in GDP, because I have no facts. I'm golden!

[Botany]

90. I was more bothered w/ her gutter level campaign

and the phony Canada / Obama story is just one
more example of her going low.

BTW Steph told me some really nasty stuff that
Clinton people have tried to do to her show.
Real crap .... they tried to strong arm her by
calling and writing her advertisers.

[WolverineDG]

96. Good

that means they're too busy to do actual campaigning stuff. And she wonders why she's losing? :eyes:

dg

[WolverineDG]

95. Now Patsy

You know androids can't speak in contractions. (see: Data, STTNG)

Oh, did I say that out loud? :evilgrin:

dg