KOEB Leno Show Thread!

[Berry Cool]

"Hi, KOEB'ers. I'm on Leno tonight! Post here!!!!" :loveya:

[crispini]

1. Hola! I'm here!

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

2. Would you just die if THE TIE made an appearance?

Hey, I can dream, can't I? :evilgrin:

[Clark2008]

3. Up next!

[Clark2008]

4. LOL... that "jazzy" Beethovan's Second was corny

:)

[Berry Cool]

21. Actually, the Ninth...

...but corny anyway!

[Clark2008]

44. Yeah second movement of the Ninth.

D'OH!

[crispini]

5. Ooooee, polkadotted suspenders!

YOWSA! :loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya:

[Clark2008]

6. Yowza is right!

He's beautiful!

[Berry Cool]

22. I will be having lovely polkadotted dreams tonight

:loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya:

for polkadotted suspenders.

Every time he tried to pull his jacket across them and hide them I let out a whimpering little "nooo...let us see..."

[Sydnie]

7. suspenders girls!!!

YEAH Keef! :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

yum, yum!

:9

[crispini]

35. Apparently it's Suspender Appreciation Night here in the clubhouse.

Ya'll, we are really kind of weird, we do realize that, right? :7

[RevCheesehead]

37. what's weird about loving suspenders?

next, you'll be saying it's weird to love big toolbelts, too. :cry:

We won't even mention handcuffs.

[crispini]

40. LOL!

Just LOL. I love us. :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

39. Crispi darling...

EVERY night is Suspender Appreciation Night at the KOEB clubhouse!

Va-va-va-VOOM!!!!!

[crispini]

8. LOL, the "designated driver" of the MJ coverage

:rofl: "I decided to let the jurors decide."

[Berry Cool]

23. "Let the jurors decide..." what a concept!!

Unlike Nancy ("GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!") Grace!

[crispini]

9. LOL, the Bill O'Lielly sketch!

:rofl: "I just don't like him!" :rofl::rofl:

[Sydnie]

11. I don't have anything against him

I just don't like him! :rofl:

[Clark2008]

10. I just don't like him

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

24. Too funny!!

And a lot of other people don't like him either!

That was a great MJPT to pull out!

I only wish they'd given him as much time as Martin Lawrence! Boo!

[crispini]

12. On to Watergate.

of course he'd bring it up. :P

[Berry Cool]

25. Yep. We got Watergate AND baseball...

...it was definitely a Keith-topics night!

[crispini]

13. Hey! Clinton in Yankee stadium!

How cool is that!

Awww... and he asked for autographs. :loveya: How sweet is that. Damn adorable.

[Berry Cool]

26. What a great story.

Too hilarious.

I was right...he DID go to the Yankees game Thursday! I noted replaying my Countdown tape from earlier tonight that he said he'd been in LA since Saturday and he hadn't seen Osama there, so that naturally led me to think "So he DIDN'T take off all that time just to go to LA..." Sure enough, he was cherchezing le baseball! Sometimes the man is just so predictable...

[RevCheesehead]

14. Keith met the Big Dog!!

God, I'd almost sell my soul to be there. :evilgrin:

[Sydnie]

17. And a Countdown ad to boot! n/t

[RevCheesehead]

18. you owe me a Coke.

(great minds think alike, eh?) :hi:

[Sydnie]

19. I was thinking "JINX" myself Rev

Here you go "Pepsi. No Coke. We Change."

[RevCheesehead]

28. Make that a Pepsi Twist

My all-time favorite! (Pepsi with lemon)

[Berry Cool]

32. I was so annoyed...I was just shutting my tape off!

Fortunately I hit record again just in time to catch most of it!

Then had to keep it on just in case he was on again at the end, so yeah, I got him shaking hands with Sugar Ray. LOL.

[Berry Cool]

29. My favorite thing about the Big Dog story is

not only did he request an autograph, but he actually admitted to trying to give Bill his subway passes instead of his baseball card!

Not everyone would have admitted to that humiliation!

:loveya: for being a goofy geeky kid, our Keef.

[crispini]

15. Well, that was short but terribly cute.

Always fun to see KO out from behind the desk.

And, HEY, they just ran a big ol' promo for Countdown. They're not stupid, eh?

[RevCheesehead]

16. And a Countdown commercial to boot!

:woohoo: What a fun night this has been!

[Berry Cool]

36. Indeed!

Now I just hope it gets Countdown a few new viewers. Just in time for the DSMs (which I now refer to in plural) to really start hitting the fan...

Here's to a Keithalicious summer...and The Ties (and Suspenders!) that Bind! :toast:
:bounce:

[CC]

20. Hi everyone here

I'm slow. Just saw this after sending Whirls a hello.

Pictures already....damn you are fast.

[crispini]

27. No, that's from a previous appearance.

Different suit. But tonight's suit was equally cute. :loveya:

[CC]

30. That's good to know.

Because that would of been awful fast for capturing.

[crispini]

38. Oh, dzika can do it that fast,

if he's got his DVR running. He is a magic worker! But he is so generous with all of the political video capture he does for DU'ers that we don't ask him for KO screencaps very often. Actually, he usually "just knows" what we want and shows up with it -- the Mary Carey stuff the other day, for example. Dzika is extremely cool!

[CC]

47. Oh I know dzika can

and does having been there for his great video offerings. And he does seem to be psychic when it comes to wanting a segment. (or reads the threads as we make wishes for them)

Glad you had a great time and met WDG. I also love hearing you talk about learning and working to overthrow repukes in TX.

[Berry Cool]

41. LOL, I don't do screen caps...

...at least not now, but maybe someday...

[RevCheesehead]

31. Hi, CC

Nice to have you join us in our Keith adulation. :loveya:

[CC]

34. Hi Rev, mine is a short

join in...bedtime here. Was reloading the nightly thread during the Tonight show. Won't be here tomorrow, Impact Panel but hopefully make it Wen.

[CC]

33. I am off to bed

I planted two Rhododendrons, one Oleander, a flat of Nicatina and a few other flowers today so am wiped out. The ground was like rock since it hasn't rained in a while. Please don't let it rain Sunday though because I am taking Wedding pictures with another pro photographer. I am her back up. It is an out door wedding on the bay...please no rain.

Hugs to all, have a good night and great day tomorrow.

[Berry Cool]

42. Take care, CC, and be good to yourself.

Sounds like you were productive today! Hope you don't get rain for the wedding...it would just be too "ironic" (actually, it wouldn't, Alanis, LOL!)

Anyway, take care and thanks for driving by!

[demjuli]

43. Oh no!!! My VCR did not tape Leno

I am so bummed :cry:

[SharonRB]

48. Join the club

The VCR taped, however, there was a big five alarm fire downtown last night and our local news had a full hour of coverage during the time it should have bee taping Leno. I waited all day to come home and watch, settled in and BAM -- an hour's worth of fire coverage. It's not even as though there were people in the building. How long can you look at flames? I'm really, really ticked off.

[noamnety]

49. I couldn't watch it

I tried. I was in the midst of massive headaches from my husband trying to poison me last week, but I stayed up anyway to watch, and then - 5 alarm fire news coverage.

Stupid news. That fire wasn't the hottest thing on tv.

[SharonRB]

50. Yeah, we all know KO was the hottest thing on at that time

I was livid when I started watching the tape and then I fast forwarded and as it went past 20 minutes I realized they were going to cover that frickin' fire for the whole hour. Geez -- fire is fire -- get over it, people.

[Sydnie]

51. Uh Fern...

What's this about your husband trying to poison you? I haven't heard anything about that. :shrug:

[noamnety]

52. Yeah, the bastard tried to poison me. I'm lucky to be alive.

He was home from work last week, and every day made a huge pot of coffee, which he served up with Baileys. Not just regular coffee, but freshground. Bastard.

He knows how I am with caffeine.

[Berry Cool]

53. Sheesh, I wish I had a husband who would

try to poison ME like that!!!!!

I'd die happy!!!!

[Sydnie]

56. Oh I see, with a good dose of "kill her with kindness, just in case

the caffeine alone didn't do it. Didn't I see his picture at the post office the other day? I will have to go and check it out closer next time. :rofl:

[Catchawave]

45. So glad you started this thread Berry !

My laptop crapped out during Keefy/Alison last night, so I settled into a movie hoping I'd stay awake enough to enjoy the KO on the Leno later. Woke up a 6am...rats. Great thread, looks like Keith rocked as always.

Wonder why he's never on Conan or TDS? NY based and all, probably a bigger pro-Keith viewership too!

I know CNBC is struggling, but does well with Conan repeats, why not Keith and SNL too....all in the NBC family :)

[gkhouston]

46. and he seems to be a night person...

he was great on Leno. Full of snark, although he had his poker face on, so some of the snark sailed right over the audience's head. I think they're used to more obvious humor, i.e, "Joke's right here, folks." They seemed to catch on after a bit, though. And his response to the ESPN question got to me. He had to know the "there was some bad blood there" question was coming and answering it in this very quiet little voice as if he was trying to make himself as small as possible while admitting the Bad Thing -- oh, this is so like my daughter that I almost laughed out loud.

[Berry Cool]

54. Yeah, it's too bad some of them didn't catch his snark.

And his comment on ESPN did remind me of a little boy who knows he done a bad t'ing. :-) At least SOME bad t'ings. :-)

Anyway, I thought he did great. Although the one MJ joke did border on poor taste! But that's our Keef...sometimes he skirts the edge!

Did anyone notice during Jay's monologue that some of his jokes fell flat, most pointedly one that had to do with "Hey, we're at war, there's no real reason" and so on? I wondered whether the audience wasn't laughing because it made them think too much about the fact that we're at war for no real reason? I mean, yeah, for some it could be because they disagreed with the statement, but for others it just could have been thinking "Yeah, we ARE at war for no good reason...and it's not funny."

[gkhouston]

55. I think that's why Leno's jokes about the war fell flat

because the war is an increasingly unfunny topic for so many... perhaps he wasn't attuned to that shift. The shift is definitely there, though, and growing. Thank heaven for small mercies.