KOEB Puppet Theatre, Episode III

[Berry Cool]

("KOEB Puppet Theatre" title...)

GOGI PUPPET: How sad! No Keith tonight, because of the Blivet**'s speech!

BERRYBUSH PUPPET: I'm SOOOO depressed! Forced to work late, and then I get out sooner than I thought I would, and there's nothing to watch but the Chimp!

REV. CHEESEHEAD PUPPET: At least I'm drinking!

BLIVET** PUPPET (ON TV): Freedom...9/11...fight them there rather than at home...freedom...terrarists...

CRISPINI PUPPET: I only wish *I* was drinking! (PALMETTO BUG PUPPET appears and begins to attack her) Oh NOOOO! It's a PALMETTO BUG!!!! A GIANT FLYING ROACH!!!! HELP!! HELP!!!

SHARON RB PUPPET: Well, we would, but...we're ONLY ONLINE!!!

GOGI PUPPET: Crispi, are you SURE you're NOT drinking??

BLIVET** PUPPET (ON TV): 9/11...terrarism...we will have courage...nucular...freedom...

WOLVERINE DG PUPPET: This is scary!

RHIANNON 12866 PUPPET: You're telling me! Five years, and he STILL can't pronounce "nuclear"!

PATSY STONE PUPPET (WITH DOOBIE): You know, you guys, when I listen to this, even *I* have to ask "What the HELL is he smoking?"

BLIVET** PUPPET (ON TV): "Freedom...terrarists..9/11...we will teach the Iraqis to defend themselves...free..."

RHIANNON 12866 PUPPET: That's it! I can't STAND IT ANYMORE! I'm going to BASH the TV IN! Someone give me a weapon!!

BLIVET** PUPPET (ON TV, WITH 2-by-4): "Need some wood? Heh heh heh!"

EVERYONE: AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

("KOEB Puppet Theatre" closing title)

[CC]

1. Keep on writing these Berry

they are great. Also need to include Rev's cats, Sparky's cat, Clark's dogs...and the other EDV's animals. BTW most know cats meow and dogs woof, ferret dook in case you need to do a sound effect. The birds talk like me though once in a while will hear a no or shut up in the hubs voice. :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

2. Damn -

If he says "need some wood," then the Rev Cheese puppet has to chug. (look it up.) Then the ASTBers can go :woohoo: