There's a Tucker Carlson drinking game. Why not a Keith drinking game?

[Berry Cool]

Hey, TVNewser has reported that there is a Tucker Carlson drinking game. Is it not time that we of the KOEB came up with a drinking game for Keith and Countdown?

Here's a start.

Take a drink whenever...

--Keith mentions baseball (if he has a whole story about baseball, chug).
--Keith uses one of his old SportsCenter catch phrases.
--Keith tells an anecdote drawn from his personal life.
--Keith references the Simpsons, Monty Python, Bob & Ray or SCTV.
--Keith makes a bad pun.
--the following guests appear: Craig Crawford, John Dean, Dana Milbanks, Mo Rocca...(feel free to add to the list)

Add some more!

[DemReadingDU]

1. Keith wears THE Tie!

chug, chug, chug

[crispini]

3. LOL, that's exactly what I thought!

If he wears the tie, kill the bottle! :P

[gkhouston]

10. nope; can't drink and squeal at the same time. n/t

[SeanQuinn]

2. I say discount the SC catchphrases.

Add any mention to ESPN or anchors (like he mentioned Dan Patrick various times and Patrick's catchphrases) and their catchphrases.

[Berry Cool]

5. That would be counting the catchphrases, though

and they would be good for at least a drink or so a night!

Then add the following:

--Drink whenever a story features a Bay Air
--Drink every time "Oddball" or the "Top 3 Newsmakers" includes a "dumb criminal story" illustrated with the cartoon figure of the frowny face in jail stripes
--Drink every time there's a car chase on Oddball with the score being given as "Guys Who Think They Can Outrun the Cops: 0"
--Drink every time he reruns a "Countdown Hall of Fame" segment
--Drink every time he reruns the "Apology Hall of Fame"
--Drink every time he replays the Robert Novak "I think it's bullsh**!" video
--Drink every time he makes a snark against Bill O'Reilly or Faux News
--Drink every time there's a Puppet Theatre or he makes reference to a Puppet Theatre
--Every time he's not on...drink heavily.

[Muffstser]

4. Each time Michael Musto is on, or the "Hall of Fame" is shown!

Not that there's anything wrong with either one!

[Gogi]

6. You forgot...

Father Guido Sarducci!

[Berry Cool]

7. Oh, and drink every time

he refers to any of his guests as a former colleague from some other period in his career.

[gkhouston]

8. easy answer to this one

Keith is intoxicating enough; who needs a game? :loveya:


(yeah, I went for the cheap shot.)

[gkhouston]

9. I'd need alchohol to make it through Tucker's show

not true for Countdown. (ba-dum-bum)