Muffstser
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Thu Sep-22-05 05:14 PM
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Dubya Hits the Bottle, According to the National Enquirer |
Patsy Stone
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Thu Sep-22-05 06:56 PM
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I never thought for a minute he'd stopped. I always felt something, maybe drugs (a nice Valium cocktail?), was at play. No one in their right mind would want to come off sounding so fucking dumb.
If the National Enquirer is lying about this, they'll be out of business faster than you can say "audit". (Save those receipts, people!)
I don't think they'd have gone to press with this if they didn't have good sources. If it was The Sun, or the Weekly World News, I'd think twice:
"Aliens Abduct President: Force him to drink!" :)
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Berry Cool
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Thu Sep-22-05 07:01 PM
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2. Don't be so sure about that, folks. |
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They lied about Carol Burnett, and they paid for it too. Big time.
I know we all want to believe the worst of the shrub, but I'm afraid we will need a tad more reliable sources.
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Patsy Stone
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Thu Sep-22-05 07:07 PM
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3. I took Carol Burnett into account |
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That's what led me to figure they wouldn't set themselves up again. This would result in very dangerous repurcussions for the organization. I think they covered their ass.
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Thu Sep-22-05 07:34 PM
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4. Yup. They shifted their policies after that payout. When talking |
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about real people, they stay away from false stories, believe it or not.
I can't say about their policy regarding Batboy and aliens.
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Thu Sep-22-05 07:40 PM
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:)
Marlins up, 2-1, top of the 7th. Go, Dontrelle.
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Thu Sep-22-05 07:53 PM
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Thu Sep-22-05 08:11 PM
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Edited on Thu Sep-22-05 08:12 PM by Patsy Stone
Still winning!
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Thu Sep-22-05 08:35 PM
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8. That's EL Chupacabra to you, missy. |
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Sat Sep-24-05 04:30 PM
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9. Ouch, please! The more the Marlins win, the more I have painful flashbacks |
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of 1997. And fears of deja vu.
I will try to keep them under control, though, for the sake of KOEB friendship.
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