KOEB Meeting 10/4/05

[Patsy Stone]

Vibrators at Target and Wal-Mart. Let's get this party started!

:loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

1. Excuse me?

You certainly have my attention!

For Keith: :loveya: looking yummy as usual!

[Patsy Stone]

2. What's Tucker wearing and why is he here?

Sex toys are moving out of the novelty shops and into your local drug store and big-box retailer. Minnesota-based Target is one of the national chains that will be carrying a new line of women's products that includes a vibrator. http://www.wtopnews.com/?sid=583970&nid=104


From the newsletter. Hi, Rev! :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

6. Target is my new favorite store.

:woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

98. I guess I'm just an old-fashioned gal.

Not into toys.

Unless they're boy-toys. :blush:

oh, and :hi: all, from Berry WAAAAAY After the Show.

[spooky3]

45. I have something profound to say:

Love the color of that shirt and tie!

[RevCheesehead]

67. It's one of my favorites, too.

Nice to see ya, Spooky3 :hi:

[spooky3]

80. hiya, Rev!

[bleever]

74. This is the kind of special insight that sets the KOEB apart.

:)

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

97. Omigod, he was DELICIOUS tonight!!

I have decided I LOVE the combination of black suit, white shirt and purple tie.

Yeah, I had to pick THIS night to have dinner with a sibling and get home late!

Took me this long to watch the second half hour and get through my tape!

[Greylyn58]

3. Howdy All

Well...since I now work for Wally World, I'll let you know about that particular item...:evilgrin:

I will be working in the Electronics Dept... :eyes:

:hi: my fellow KOEBers!!!

[Berry Cool]

99. No, you won't, Grey...

"ONLY in Canada! ONLY in Canada!" :rofl:

[gkhouston]

126. so they'll sell condoms, but not vibrators?

hokay... I guess you're allowed to score at home, but not alone. ;-)

[Botany]

4. Tucker Carlson ....

.... time to leave the room.

:puke:

Say isn't an EDV now working @ Walmart? Hmmmmmm?

[Greylyn58]

5. Clean up on Aisle 5

Ooooohhhh...I am bad! :rofl: :rofl:

:yoiks:

[RevCheesehead]

7. Don't forget the non-latex gloves.

I sure hope the boxes are sealed. :scared:

[Greylyn58]

10. Actually during my orientation today

I learned all about latex gloves, PPE's(Personal Protection Equiptment) and cleaning up "bad" spills

:) What fun!!!

[Patsy Stone]

15. Eeew.

:hi: Grey!

You may need this site in the future. Heck, why wait?
http://forum.walmartsucks.com/

[Berry Cool]

103. Gosh, Grey, too bad you weren't on the Countdown set tonight, then

You could have helped clean up Keith.

"Let me help you there...you got some in your lap..." (daub daub) "ahhh...."

*CLUNKKKKKK*

[crispini]

8. Well, well, well.

Only caught part of the first story but it certainly did my little heart good. Floaties for Keef! :loveya::loveya:

[Botany]

11. Crispini ....

can now shop @ target ......

:rofl:

[crispini]

12. But do they carry the professional lines of equipment?

Inquiring minds want to know. :rofl:

[Botany]

22. bad puns ....

.... oh oh zzzzmmmmmeeeee oh oh yes yes that is the target

:rofl:

[crispini]

50. Ba-dum-bump!

Botany'll be here all week. :D

[RevCheesehead]

14. That's pronounced "Tarzhey"

It's a classy joint.

[Patsy Stone]

17. Loved it always, love it still.

Isacc Mizrahi, Todd Oldham and Cynthia Rowley? Cheap? Be still my heart.

:loveya: Target.

[Berry Cool]

100. I don't know...

...eventually they'll have to change the name to G-Spot.

Except we'll all call it "Zhee Spoe."

[bleever]

9. Time to buy stock in battery companies.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

13. Nice.

Wanna see something just wrong?



:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

16. ROFLMAO

:rofl: Tell me you didn't buy that!

[Patsy Stone]

20. No!

But how WRONG it is? OMG. If you want one, you'll have to wait for shipment from Japan though. :)

[RevCheesehead]

21. At least it isn't "Davey and Goliath"

:scared:

[bleever]

23. LOL. Now THAT is the product of a twisted mind.

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

26. You know, Germans really scare me.

[bleever]

28. Well, if those are German, at least we know that they're

dishwasher safe.

:7

[crispini]

31. Here's a line for the career-conscious type

[RevCheesehead]

34. WARNING! extremely spew-worthy post:

[crispini]

36. ROFL!

That's hysterical.

[Patsy Stone]

44. "Just like the real thing!"

Too funny!

[bleever]

68. So...does it spin, or not?

Enquiring minds want to know.

[RevCheesehead]

71. I don't know... however,

I am intrigued by the line "only 3-1/2 inches tall - just like the real thing."

[bleever]

77. LOL. I shoulda read it more carefully.

:rofl:

[crispini]

78. Must be a lefty outfit putting that out!

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

105. Does Keith know about this???

What's next...a rubber falafel?

[bleever]

40. For those who want to get a head.

:7

[Berry Cool]

106. A BIG GIANT HEAD.

Hey, somebody had to say it.

[bleever]

108. AAAAHHHHHH!!!

And you're right, once thought of, it had to be said.

:)

[Patsy Stone]

120. LOFL!

Perfect, Berry!

[Patsy Stone]

43. Are the little hats covers?

Or do they (ewww, with the black fuzzy one, then) stay on?

LOFL! It gives the Nutcracker a whole new meaning, doesn't it?

[Berry Cool]

102. You mean to tell me that the Sanrio store on 42nd Street in NY

doesn't sell these?

I wouldn't be surprised. I mean, they did clean up the street, but hey.

(I meant the Hello Kitty one, of course)

[Patsy Stone]

104. Couldn't say...

Maybe crispini could check for us the next time she hits the Big Apple? :)

Hi, Berry!

[bleever]

18. That's terrible! Where did you buy that thing?

:)

[Greylyn58]

19. Is that for real??

OH-MY-GOD!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

27. Sadly, yes.

Here's the packaging.

[Muffstser]

42. Okay, now that's just WRONG.

I keep imagining my little niece seeing it, and telling her mommy "I want Hello Kitty!!!"

[Berry Cool]

101. The scary part is, I can think of someone who just might get

something like that.

But it is very, very wrong.

[Botany]

24. thank you President * ......

<Iraq has single self-sufficient battalion (500 troops), U.S. generals say

Iraq has single self-sufficient battalion, U.S. generals say

By John Diamond and Dave Moniz, USA TODAY

The Iraqi military has only one battalion - about 500-600 soldiers - capable of fighting on its own, U.S. commanders told lawmakers Thursday. >


We are now in the jaws of hell ..... I want to hook cheney up to a crude oil
I.V.

[Olney Blue]

25. Hi everyone!

There's a Marine who is trying to take away Karen Hughes' job!

[crispini]

29. Hi Olney!

:hi: LOL!

This next story should be good. :evilgrin:

[Olney Blue]

33. I'm picking up good vibrations!

[crispini]

39. Hahahahaha!

Good one!

[Patsy Stone]

46. LOL

Hi, Olney! :hi:

[Olney Blue]

48. Hi Patsy,

That quite a kitty you got there!

[Patsy Stone]

56. It's something alright, but not mine. :)

Mee-oww! :)

[Muffstser]

30. Okay, who thinks KO is embarrassed!

And of course, the expert is from Seattle.

[crispini]

37. I think he was having fun acting embarrassed.

and he knew perfectly well we were all laughing our asses off too! :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

41. I agree.

I don't think he gets embarrassed too easily. :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

107. Oh, he was blushin' like hell.

And yet he cozied up to the screen as if he were about to impart something delightful.

Oh man, what a night. :loveya:

[gkhouston]

127. I was waiting for the "expert" to point out

that not only women use vibrators, just to see how much redder he could get. He was probably thinking, "my mom is watching this!"

[Greylyn58]

32. Keith is so cute when he stutters

He is so CUTE and I could just hug the stuffings out of him!!!!

[Berry Cool]

109. Grey, when you hug the stuffings out of him

give me the shell, I'll restuff it and hug that too! :loveya:

[crispini]

35. Hey Botany! Toys in Babeland!

Didja see the store shot? :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Edited to add: I'm takin that as a shout-out to us, ya'll. :evilgrin:

[Botany]

49. Missed it .....

check up thread

A "friend" bought one of those size adding pumps but it hasn't
worked .... I am ..... opps he is wondering if he can get his money back.

:rofl:


p.s. boy the EDVs sure can come (I didn't write cum) with lots of
"unit" pix .....

[crispini]

55. Thank you for not writing "cum"

and you know how it is, when the cat talks about vibrators, the mice will play! Or something like that.

It's amazing what you find when you turn google safe search off. There's PORN on the internet. Who knew? :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

58. On both internets! :) n/t

[RevCheesehead]

60. Now this little guy is cute:

Maybe Botany would like to buy us Christmas presents this year?

[crispini]

64. LOL!

Such a benign looking little toy!

Now in the "power tools" category we have this model.



:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

69. Oh. My. God.

:wow: Shit. I bow before the master. :rofl:

[gkhouston]

130. is that advisable, under the circumstances?

:evilgrin:

[Botany]

75. ??????

What is it?

How does somebody use it?

And do you have to cuff somebody first?

link please.

I am beginning to think Crispini (and some other EDVs) are not
virgins.

[crispini]

76. Ok, I cheated

http://www.discountpowertools.net/Item/B0000224W5/

I am totally laughing myself sick right now. :rofl:

[bleever]

82. And it's sold out!

:rofl:

"Bye-bye, bubbles!"

At least Bubbles died with a smile on her face.

:7

[crispini]

86. LOL!

I think the person who wrote that copy was having a little bit of fun. "The power behind the rod is a hefty 12-amp motor with a radial fan that will help keep the motor cool and happy for years."

The power behind the rod, eh? :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

87. So that's what the kids are calling it these days...

For those masonry masters who have a hard time getting the concrete to cough, this is the only way to do it. This high-tech tool is the latest in technology, and we are impressed. The 10-inch vibrator comes with a 1-1/16" rod and a hose long enough for any task. The power behind the rod is a hefty 12-amp motor with a radial fan that will help keep the motor cool and happy for years.

[Botany]

84. You need a good spanking

Wyco 992A-EH-10 10' Concrete Vibrator with 1-1/16" Head


:rofl:

[crispini]

88. Is that a threat or a promise?

:evilgrin: :rofl:

[Botany]

95. O.K. a promise but from your fav. store what do you want

BARE Floggers
Whether you prefer heavy cowhide, rubber for more sting, or an enticing combination of the two, we have the flogger for you. Well made, nicely balanced and good looking, these floggers are available in three sizes, and also with three types of tails for different sensations. The "Thudstinger" has leather tails outside, surrounding a core of inner rubber tails. The handy flogger has 8" tails, the mid size 14". $50.00

or

Triple Stix
Vary your touch and create a range of sensations from gentle taps to smarting smacks with this black plastic cane. The tripled cane ends spread as you swing, and sting as they land, so don't be surprised if your bottom asks for "just one more." Lightweight plastic and nice sound effects make this one toy that's easy and fun to use. Washable; 16" long, including handle. This item is not returnable for satisfaction reasons, but it is still covered by our defective items warranty. $42.00


:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

112. Oh dear, I knew I'd regret

reading further into this thread...

[Patsy Stone]

90. I'm guessing what the search words were...

Rod?
Head?
Vibrator?

LOL!

:hi: Botany!

[Berry Cool]

111. Oh, I am SO relieved that that is not really, uh, er,

as Keith said, a "unit."

[WolverineDG]

123. omg

i'm laughing so hard i can't type..... :rofl:

ah jeez
dg

[bleever]

70. He makes bathtime LOTS of fun.

Oh, Big Bird, I'm so sorry it's come to this.

[RevCheesehead]

72. How do you think "Big Bird" got his name?

Childhood illusions shattered.

edit/photo:

[bleever]

79. NOOOOOOO!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[crispini]

81. Ka THUNK!

Sound of this thread hitting bottom with great abandon.

I'm surprised this thread hasn't gotten locked yet. :rofl:

[bleever]

85. I'm locking this thread.

Whoops, these are handcuffs. Where are my thread locks?


:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

93. Jeez...

Throw in the word vibrator and look what happens.

:P

[Berry Cool]

110. Oh, MAN!

Is THIS what they mean by making bathtime lots of fun!

Or "When I squeeze you, you make noise"?

[Patsy Stone]

38. I have those J. Crew flip-flops

Two pairs, actually. One pink, one orange. They were on closeout, so I bought two.

I did like that KO mentioned there's a story on Murrow coming up. Sort of a cleansing...

[Olney Blue]

47. good night and good luck!

tribute to Murrow- I didn't realize that!

[crispini]

65. yep.

He's a class act, Keef is. :loveya:

[Olney Blue]

96. Yes, he is!

:loveya:

[Greylyn58]

51. God how disgusting

To have segue from Edward R Murrow into someone like Rita, who has the journalistic credentials of a goldfish

Disgusting!

[spooky3]

53. Tonight we have the special treat of listening her to sniff

snot up her nose while her guest is talking.

Class act.

[crispini]

57. No, is she really doing that?

I turned it off.

[spooky3]

83. unless they miked her cameraman, yes--twice. I turned it off then.

[crispini]

89. Somebody give that woman an antihistimine, then.

Maybe that's why she sounds like a foghorn. Sinuses.

[RevCheesehead]

54. I'd rather watch a goldfish.

At least they don't screech.

[Botany]

I got that too .....

Somebody got paid money to recruit her to MSNBC?

Has anybody looked @ tape of her. She would be a bad 5:30 AM Anchor @
a station in Fargo.

[Berry Cool]

114. Every time I hear that commercial where you hear her asking

"Did you think you were gonna DIE?," I feel like answering "I don't know about them, but *I* do, every time you open your mouth."

[Berry Cool]

113. You know how Keith said from Keeping Tabs to Murrow was

"from the ridiculous to the sublime"?

Going from Murrow to Rita is the round trip.

She's back on the latest missing-college-girl kick, along with Honeymoon Cruise Ship Guy, mixed with a generous dose of Natalee.

[gkhouston]

128. wouldn't if be nice if *she* went missing? I wonder if anyone

would bother reporting on it...

[Botany]

52. Murrow to KO to Rita?

a mozart
a beatle

and a "mili vanillie"

[Berry Cool]

115. Now, don't insult Milli Vanilli like that.

At least they had the good sense to have decent voices dubbed in, in place of their own.

[bleever]

59. Keith: you pay tribute to Murrow every night, and not just with

the sign-off.

You do it by reporting the news by your own lights, as a sailor might say.

You do it by not getting twisted up by the prevailing currents and rip-tides in the sea of journalism, beset also as it is by winds that are cruel in their unpredictability.

You do it by knowing yourself, and thus coming by both your certitude and your humility honestly. And by bringing it to your work, with utmost sincerity, but without losing your sense of humor.


I, sir, salute you.


:patriot:

[Patsy Stone]

61. That's why we're here.

Right again, bleever. But he was right. Wouldn't it be nice to see more Murrows? Sadly, no, just Rita.

[Berry Cool]

117. Ah, but there was only one Murrow

and there is only one Keith. :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

62. Awww - where's the Kleenex?

I got somethin' in my eye. *sniff*

[bleever]

73. You sure it's not a tight spot in your neck?

THAT we know how to fix.

[Greylyn58]

63. Amen

and well said!

[crispini]

66. Exactly!

:thumbsup:

[Berry Cool]

116. So true, bleev!

:applause: and I cheer for you for saying it!

[crispini]

91. Night, ya'll!

:hi: It's been a fun one tonight! See ya on the flipside! :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

92. Night, Crispi.

Sweet dreams - if you can. :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

94. Sweet dreams, crispi! n/t

[Berry Cool]

118. No one coming back for the re-air, eh?

Everyone is spent.

I have to TAPE the re-air. That SOB recorder of mine that I set to tape STOPPED taping just at the end of the Murrow segment, right before KEITH said "Good night and good luck." Son of a bitch. I set it so it will catch everything, and it shuts off early anyway. Son of a bitch.

So I'm taping the whole show over again. Yes, it was THAT good!

[Patsy Stone]

119. It's always possible I'll be up and awake.

But I should really be in bed by then.

[CC]

121. I miss all the fun anymore.

Saw the replay on tape at least.

First...congrats Grey on a job that lets you keep Sheridan with you, I worried about you two being split up. I believe it would of been as hard on Sheridan as it would of been on you. You just got to do what you got to do to keep the furbaby. Knowing others that have worked at Walmart I hear it is not all bad, and much better than working at Micky D's. Here hoping this is a step toward what you want soon. Hugs.

I was going to stay out of the whole vibrator thing until I saw Cuddles choices. Have to tell him he forgot one The Slapper -----All-Leather Slapper, Black - An excellent toy, sort of a cross between a crop and a paddle. It's made from two pieces of heavy black leather, stitched together with a strip of steel inside for rigidity. The two leather pieces separate at the business end, and that's what produces the slap. 19" long, 2" wide at its widest point. I'm told they have great sound effects though wouldn't know myself. Anyone ever tries to hit me dies. :rofl:

I guess I will have to break down and go see Good night and good luck at a theater as support for decent movie making. I have been boycotting theaters until they come up with something creative and original instead of remake of childhood tv.

Well off to bed and hopefully here for the live thread Friday though understand Keith may be playing hooky. Will get tequila in case.

[bunny planet]

122. L'Shana Tova Patsela.

I've been cooking up a storm the past couple of nights making a nice New Year's meal for the family. Have to catch KO in the rerun again. Forgot to wish you a Happy New Year yesterday.

Oops, I just read what your opening post said. Happy New Year indeed.
:D Although I would never buy any buzztoys at Wal-mart.

[Berry Cool]

124. Bunny, I'm curious...

...is all this TALK of this stuff even KOSHER?

Something tells me it's not! :scared:

[bunny planet]

125. Don't know Berry, I couldn't even stay up to watch that part.

You can't go by me though, I'm the Shiksa with 100 Heads, I'm never entirely kosher.

[merh]

129. Gosh how I love this thread!

And oh, how I miss you guys! KOEBers - you rock! :grouphug: :yourock:

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[WolverineDG]

131. hi merh!!

hope everything's going better for you now!! :)

:hug:

dg

[merh]

132. Hello WolverineDG!

So good to see you too. :hug: Things are getting better, day by day, little by little. Just got to keep trying to get my footing! Keep those good thoughts and positive energies coming this way.

:loveya: :hug: :loveya: