KOEB 10/14/05 .... Early start ..... I shant be here for the Estro.

[Botany]

Welcome to the Fitzmas season. Atonement and karma
along with a festive reason to :party:

5 Things}

Rove had 4.5 hours in front of the grand jury today ....... his lawyer
said afterward he (Rover) was done helping out the grand jury.
Sure, just like the man who was hanged and and his relatives said
that uncle Karl died when the wooden platform he was on collapsed. :rofl:

The Iraqi soldier who could not speak english @ *'s photo op
yesterday ....... "Thank you very much President Bush, I like you."
:rofl:

Stephanie Miller is reading this all the time .... she was talking about
"Hello Kitty Vibrators" on her show.
Steph, :hi:

Stephanie :loveya: Miller

Made a birthday dinner last night Salmon w/ dill, tossed salad (green peppers
& tomatoes from my garden), asparagus (it does cause ones pee to smell),
rolls, & home made apple pie. For my dad last night mmmmmmm

Off for a night of fun ..... she is cute but a republican ..... I will keep it
light ..... :blush: football and the ever so subtle double entendre .... :evilgrin:


And so as Rove left the court house a raven shat on his head and cawed ....
Never More ...... Never More ..... and the Bay Airs danced

[Patsy Stone]

1. Keith's gonna sing?

LOL. "Whhhhhyyyyyy?" Oh, poor Nancy Kerrigan. Tonya and Nancy -- The Opera.

:loveya:

Happy Friday! :toast:

Hi, Botany! Hi, all!

[RevCheesehead]

2. You're dating a Republican????

:spank: What, does she have lots of money?

Hi everyone!
Keith looks yummy! :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

3. I missed that. What?

Hiya, Rev.!

[RevCheesehead]

4. In Botany's post -

"I'm off for a night of fun..."

Poor Botany. If only Stephanie knew. :(

Hi, Patsy :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

9. Oh!

You know, I didn't even read the whole thing before I posted.

Yes, Botany: :spank:

Steph! Are you hearing what I'm hearing?

[gkhouston]

94. that Botany's desperate for a lay?

This we didn't already know??

[Patsy Stone]

98. LOL!

Hi, gk. :hi:

[gkhouston]

101. Hi, Patsela.

Recovered from your fast. How many days of compensatory eating are necessary? :evilgrin:

[Patsy Stone]

104. 15, maybe 20.

The food must also include lots of fat and salt!

[gkhouston]

105. hmm, I was thinking of chocolate

but the salt aspect is problematic...

[Botany]

117. Love you too .... no shit.

Nice talk. What about my feelings? :cry:

Besides all I have to do to get laid is to tell somebody that they are "my
FAV" ..... It works all the time. :rofl:

[gkhouston]

125. Botany, you've told ALL OF US that we're your fave

(with the possible exception of Olney :hi:) and I know you've forgotten to lay at least one of us. Either that, or you were extremely forgettable in bed, and you wouldn't want us to think that of you , now would you?

[Botany]

126. Just because I said it to an EDV does not mean that I want to lay that EDV

Besides you are married ..... And I do have some standards.

Funny story .... some years ago I was going out to look @ little job
at somebody's house. "My husband is gone on business for a few days."
said that women dressed in a nightgown. I bolted ..... call me chicken
but it just seemed a little to weird for me.

Besides the "YOU ARE MY FAV" works better when given in person. :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

5. Oh. My. Walking Condoms.

I thought they looked more like Baby Bottles.

[Patsy Stone]

6. That was too funny

With KKKarl's picture on them! Go, Code Pink! :thumbsup:

[Clark2008]

10. Me, too!

:rofl:

But I guess, without them, baby bottles would be in the picture! :)

[WolverineDG]

75. before ko said "code pink,"

i thought for sure the billionaires for bush had shown up. they were a riot at the protest march in dc last month.

dg

[gkhouston]

96. LOL, I immediately thought of "code pink". n/t

[gkhouston]

95. whoa.

someone needs therapy. ;-)

[RevCheesehead]

113. Nah - more like your post above.

but not necessarily with Botany. He's like - my brother.

[RevCheesehead]

7. Keith does a good Midwestern accent.

"yer naayberhood maam and paap organizaayshun."

[Gogi]

I'm a Midwesterner...

I thought he was channeling Tex and Edna Boil's Organ Emporium.

[Patsy Stone]

107. Oh, please, may I?

Hi, Gogi!

[Gogi]

110. Now we need the Monty Python organ picture...

the one where Terry Jones is naked except for his collar and tie.

[RevCheesehead]

115. I think I have that...

[Gogi]

116. Everytime I see that I crack up!

This is in honor of the condom ladies.

[RevCheesehead]

114. LOL

Dat, too, ya. :hi:

[Clark2008]

8. You're dating a Republican?

Why?!

If I can find a New England liberal in conservative East Tennessee, then you surely can find at least a Democrat of SOME stripe where you're at. LOL!

:)

Oh - the man is hoisting a few with some friends, so I'm looking forward to a ladies night of snark (I actually LIKE staying home and cleaning. Call me weird, but I do).

[RevCheesehead]

13. Hi, Clark!

So, Gav's out having fun? You sound like a married couple already. :hi:

[Clark2008]

16. Heh... he's already called me three times.

Yes, he's out. He's enjoying his guy buds, but I think he's have withdrawals.

:hi: Rev!

[bleever]

43. LOL.

That's sweet.

:)

[Clark2008]

46. Oh... it's worse.

He quit his job for a better job and they won't let him work out his notice (right to work... erm... get treated like shit... state) and he's off for two weeks. Today was the first day. This morning, he called me at work five times in two hours. :rofl:

He was doing laundry and having the cars' oils changed and took me to lunch.

He is sweet, though. :loveya:

[gkhouston]

99. LOL. Isn't the stereotype supposed to be that you call the bars

looking for him when he's out tomcatting with his buds? Damn, girl, you might just have a functional relationship on your hands. Sure you know what to do with it? :7

[Patsy Stone]

11. Estro moment

His outfit is all stripey again. Black suit with grey pin-stripes, white shirt with light grey horizontal stripes, crispi's morning suit tie.

I give it a 95. :loveya:

[Clark2008]

14. He's always yummy.

I told him (well, the TV) that I loved him during the Nexxus of Terror thingie and Gavin had to pout. LOL!

Shouldn't let shit like that slip, huh? :rofl:

:hi: Pats!

[Patsy Stone]

20. Sometimes, you just can't help it.

:hi: Clark!

[WolverineDG]

dark colors

& all kinds of stripes....looking good :thumbsup:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

76. Yepper.

:loveya: for the Wardrobe Dept.

I'm sorry crispi missed it. In fact, she hasn't been around to enjoy the Fall of the House of Bush with us.

[WolverineDG]

80. i've only seen her posting a few times this week

on other boards. even responded to one of them, but she never got back to me. maybe she's busy because i know she wouldn't have missed this week's shows otherwise. :shrug:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

90. I miss her. -- CRISPI! Where are you?

I hope she's had the pleasure of watching the clips. In her absence I will post these on her behalf:

:loveya::loveya:

[crispini]

123. Hi Patsela!

Thank you for posting floaties on my behalf! :loveya:

I've been catching the show mostly on the rerun. Ah, it's an exciting week to watch the house of cards falling apart. :D

[Patsy Stone]

124. Bee-yoo-ti-ful!

He's been snark-a-licious.

[Clark2008]

12. OK - NY practically shut down because someone's FATHER

works for Homeland Security?

Hell, my step-neighbor-in-law owns a retired police dog - would I trust that he knows something about a terrorist attack?

:crazy:

[gkhouston]

100. well, the dog knows how to piss on things

and so does Homeland Security... sounds like the dog's got a job for life.

[bleever]

15. Dear Steph: all jokes made here by me are copyrighted and the

sole property of bleeverco, LLC, and may only be used with the express written consent of the National Football League.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

18. P.S.

He's a Buccaneer. ;)

[Patsy Stone]

17. NYC was right

They did what they had to do.

Love Roger Cressy.

[Clark2008]

19. A blond Bond in a life jacket????

:puke:

[Olney Blue]

21. Hi everyone- I was over on Berry's post and wondering

where everyone was!

OK, I figured it out- hi everyone!

:hi:

[bleever]

26. Hi Olney. We have learned to deal with the infamous double thread.

Usually without feelings being hurt.

I hope you brought your cabernet.

[Olney Blue]

34. Cabernet's right here....

:beer:

It's a fairly large glass.

[Patsy Stone]

22. That running in the underwear story was snarkful.

"Performance enhancing drugs or stuffing."

[bleever]

30. Wall-to-wall snark!

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

33. Off the charts

He's having a really good time with all of this.

:hi: Happy Friday.

[bleever]

39. All this, and Nancy and Tonya too!

I really should have started drinking earlier.

:(

[Patsy Stone]

23. Spanking? Blowed it up real good?

Hi, Keith! :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

24. Bitching? Whistle-ass?

Come on by and have a drink with us! LOL! What's gotten into him tonight?

:loveya:

ed: gram. and :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

25. Snark-O-Meter registers at a 99.

Damn - he's having a great week!

[Olney Blue]

28. It's been a great week!

Republicans: The Party that Keeps on Giving (material for snark)

[Patsy Stone]

If KKKarl goes down, and no one's driving,

it's only going to continue to give. Hi, Olney! :hi:

[Olney Blue]

42. Hi Patsy,

I visited your thread last night. There were lots of interesting comments.
Good job!

[Patsy Stone]

45. Thanks.

Just spreading the KO love. :)

[WolverineDG]

27. are you sure you didn't sneak him some bally

pats? ::clinkies::

:wow:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

29. Clinky, darling!

[bleever]

35. Pass that thing over here. And I still love that picture of you.

:toast:

[Patsy Stone]

There's another one in the freezer.

Help yourself. :)

[Clark2008]

56. We keep the Stoli in the ice-maker's bucket in the freezer.

:rofl:

Other than the fact we have a self-de-icer, this scene looks all too familiar!

And the only word I can remember of Russian that Gav taught me is "zoobies," which means "teeth." :silly:

[Patsy Stone]

59. Well. You know how to say Stoli.

So I think you'll be fine. :)

[Clark2008]

61. Yeah... but I can't remember how to ask to go to the bathroom.

Which is the follow up to Stoli - at some point.

:)

[Patsy Stone]

63. Too true.

Too true. LOL.

[gkhouston]

103. no, it really means

"doobies", but Gav just thought it would be funny as hell when you used it inappropriately. ;-)

[bleever]

57. We'd better send someone out for more.

Someone else, I mean.

:toast:

[Clark2008]

37. Nothing better than dirty Stoli martini's.

:9

[WolverineDG]

41. ok, makes sense

now that i've seen the bottle....you've been stuffing him with stoli.... :evilgrin:

dg

[gkhouston]

102. honey, he's got pleny o' bally

if you know what I mean. :evilgrin:

[Clark2008]

32. Heh.... I wondered about the censoring FCC.

:)

But, Whistle-ass? :rofl:

:loveya:

[gkhouston]

106. it's cable

No fines. All he has to worry about are losing his job and Izzy Povich with a big ol' bar of Life Buoy. ;-) (And if he makes Izzy laugh hard enough she'll drop the soap.)

[RevCheesehead]

31. The Good Ship Lollipop.

That's clever. :evilgrin:

I don't think the fans would be so upset if they were 4-1. But hell, they're 1-4. Maybe they should focus?

[Patsy Stone]

44. LOL.

It's a great show. :loveya:

[bleever]

36. "Out of state girls" on the sex cruise. What, they couldn't find any

horny Lutheran gals?

:rofl:

[Clark2008]

38. Bleev, to be more accurate...

I think you meant to say Lutheran gals with the penchant for some quick cash. My guess is that THEIR horniess didn't factor into it much. ;)

[bleever]

50. LOL. Of course you're right.

What was I thinking? Oh...never mind.

:blush:

[RevCheesehead]

40. Notice they didn't say which state.

I'm thinking flat-landers, myself.

[gkhouston]

108. I thought the "talent" was imported from Atlanta

at least that's what was intimated on the Dan Patrick show today...

[Patsy Stone]

47. The other bit of snark I loved

about *'s one act play yesterday. "It was rehearsed, but apparently it wasn't rehearsed enough.

LOL

[Patsy Stone]

48. Michelle Kosinski

Was from our local station. Now she's falsifying the depth of the water. And Matt called her on it! Riotous! :rofl:

[Olney Blue]

58. That clip was hilarious!

Guess they didn't "rehearse" ....

[WolverineDG]

71. i loved how she was

"paddling" with the oars. looked more like she was trying keep the oar from getting wet. :eyes:

dg

[Olney Blue]

49. The new Bond is here!

And he's a frickin blonde?

[Patsy Stone]

51. What.Ever.

Angelina says he's "the best kisser in the business."

[Olney Blue]

55. Well, I guess that settles it!

That's the main thing Bond does-

[Clark2008]

52. As I said above.... a blonde Bond in a life jacket?

Yuck, yuck. Pooey, pooey!

:puke:

[gkhouston]

109. not much of a blond or a Bond

:puke: not much of a looker, either.

[RevCheesehead]

53. KO: "I had to pass because of my commitments here."

:rofl: It's like he's reading our minds.

[Clark2008]

60. Olbermann, Keith Olbermann...

I'll make him a Stoli martini - shaken, not stirred - with plenty'o olive juice!

:9

[WolverineDG]

73. probably

there was that whole viking ship segment today as well. emphasis on the viking..... :evilgrin:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

54. Hugh Jackman -- too fey?

Oh, no.

"I had to pass due to my commitments here." LOL. :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

62. Rita is still talking about the Holloway case.

Katie's Baby = Rosemary's Baby. :rofl:

[Olney Blue]

65. Katie's looking quite pregnant.

Boy, that is a weird couple.

[Patsy Stone]

67. I hate Tom Cruise.

As he married the women he's married, I immediately began to hate them too. Nicole and Mimi are fine in my book since they're free of that mess, but now Katie's on my list.

[bleever]

70. Free Katie! She's too young to know better! That's why he picked her!

Poor kid.

:(

[Patsy Stone]

74. It's sad to see.

And not just a little yucky.

[bleever]

77. It's waaaaaay yucky. It's despicable.

Said in my best Daffy Duck voice.

:)

[Patsy Stone]

79. Did you just get spittle on me?

Desthhhhs-pickable! :)

[bleever]

81. Sorry! Towel, please!

My bad!

[gkhouston]

112. isn't that why a lot of men pursue women much younger

than themselves? Because they're less worldly and therefore easier to impress and control? I knew a guy once who consistently pursued women 15 years his junior who explicitly admitted as much to me. He'd had two disastrous marriages and a number of equally "memorable" liaisons. He eventually married a woman only a few years younger than himself and has been happily wed for several years now. Go figure.

[bleever]

69. Either it's not three months, or she's having a cow. A real, baby cow.

:scared:

[WolverineDG]

72. or a pillow

sorry, i've watched too many soaps with a similar plot.....

dg

[bleever]

83. Maybe it's Katie's evil twin, accepting the Devil's spawn, while

the REAL Katie is trapped on an island, where she's escaped from her captors but has no way of getting off the island and telling people that it's not really her!



That would be way better than what it looks like.

[WolverineDG]

87. let me guess

you've watched a few soaps yourself. ;)

dg

[bleever]

118. Can you say, "Luke and Laura"?

:)

[Patsy Stone]

119. Or see 'em?

[bleever]

120. Wow, I'm eighteen again.

:)

[Patsy Stone]

121. You're old.

:)

[bleever]

122. Please see response 112, above.

:)

[gkhouston]

111. she looks like she's got an "outie" already

did she have one before she conceived? Usually your navel doesn't invert until late in pregnancy, if at all.

[Clark2008]

68. Ridiculous!

I'm sorry for this girl's family, but, NO ONE CARES ANYMORE!

:grr:

[Patsy Stone]

64. Michael Musto.

"Creepy, Keith!" :)

[Patsy Stone]

66. He wants Katie back with Dawson!

Katie's parents are right. That's all I'm sayin'.

[bleever]

78. Believe me, I have serious issues with Catholicism,

being born and raised, but at least it's not a fabricated ersatz religion with a demonic system for metastasizing among the vulnerable.

[Patsy Stone]

86. Vulnerable and rich!

Money, honey. You need cash-o-la! And, don't forget, you'll also need a "Clay Table".

BTW, when referring to Scientology, it always brings me joy to mention that the aforementioned ersatz religion was concocted by a Science Fiction writer. A bad one at that.

Try it at home and see if you don't feel better too. :)

[SharonRB]

82. Hi, all

I missed the show. We just got back from seeing "Good Night and Good Luck." I'll have to tape the late show or watch after Bill Maher. The movie was great -- so many parallels to what's going on today. Caught a couple of glimpses of Bobby Kennedy during the hearings.

[bleever]

84. How'd you like it, Sharon?

Do tell.

[SharonRB]

85. It was fabulous

I hope it gets some nominations. Well worth seeing. KO is our Edward R. Murrow. We need more of them.

[Patsy Stone]

89. Hi, Sharon!

I'm sure he'd be flattered by the comparison. Do try and tape the late show. Snark-o-rific!

[SharonRB]

92. Hi, Patsela

Shabbat Shalom.

My thread about the movie got 5 votes -- I made it to the greatest page!

[Patsy Stone]

97. Oh! Cool.

I didn't see the thread, I'll go look now. Congrats! :toast:

[WolverineDG]

88. hi sharon!!

glad you liked the movie. of course, it's not playing here yet. :cry: hopefully, it will open here before i go on my trip in november. :evilgrin:

dg

[SharonRB]

93. Hi, DG!

[Patsy Stone]

91. BTW -- LOL GD thread from yesterday.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x5056684