Uh, sorry to break the bad news but....

[Elle Woods]

Mr. Olbermann is taken. Don't believe his tales of romantic woe. He's got a girlfriend and is very much involved. :)

[crispini]

1. Heh.

Like any of *us* have a snowball's chance in hell of getting involved with the man, anyway? We're fans, not stalkers. ;)

That said, I'm not above asking you for the dishy details. :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

2. A GF? Big deal.

He ain't "taken" until there's a ring involved, IMO.

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[WolverineDG]

3. Good for him!

:toast:

[gkhouston]

4. kinda thought as much, given how scarce he's been lately....

:thumbsup:

Hope it works out for him, this time around.

[Berry Cool]

7. gk, what makes you think he's been "scarce"?

He's never been known to post here, if that's what you mean! :rofl:

Don't tell me that you think he's got a girlfriend just because he took a lot of vacations this past summer (BASEBALL) or just because he hasn't blogged since December 13 (he's been doing Dan Patrick's show five days a week since late November and I suspect that has as much to do with his lack of blogging as anything else).

In any case...can't be disproved, also can't be proved. Certainly not by someone whose very last time posting here, a long time ago, seemed to have the sole purpose of "hating to break us the bad news" by telling us this exact same thing.

I'd be more inclined to believe it of someone who was at least a regular part of the KOEB community than of a "hit and run."

[CC]

5. Great for Keith.

If he has someone, good for him, he deserves happiness in his life. Though I get the feeling that he would like to keep his personal life personal. Figure if he wanted the world to know or fans to know he would be telling it himself on his show. :) BTW welcome back Ella, been a while since you have been on DU...around May or so?

[Berry Cool]

6. Yeah, the last time Elle dropped in here, she had the exact same "news."

Then she disappeared for monthsandmonthsandmonths.

Kinda makes you wonder, doesn't it?

I'm just sayin'.

[Elle Woods]

8. Because some of you are so unwelcoming?

You in particular there Berry? It doesn't make for a very friendly forum in which to post.

While some of you are perfectly friendly, there are others of you who are most decidely not. And you'd rather live in the fiction of your own little dream worlds (Berry) than believe the reality I'm telling you.

[Botany]

Dupe

The last person who got on Crispini's bad side.

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

10. LOL! Whoa, Bot!

Crispi must truly have the Bay Airs on her side! Ouch!!!!! Hah, and people keep pushing them under me when I faint! Why? :rofl:

Naah, the reason I express doubt has nothing to do with being "delusional"--it just has to do with having a definition of "reality" that, while fluid, does not fluctuate based on every little thing I am told by anonymous strangers. (Hey, most people on DU don't believe a word Bush says and he's not really what you'd call a "stranger"! :rofl:)

As for me, I have it on good authority that...KEITH IS MADE OF GREEN CHEESE.

Yeah, I know. I hate to shatter all you ladies' dreamy, delusional ideas about him, but...it's true. He is not really a man made of flesh and blood, but of curds and whey.

I know this piece of news will utterly crush some people's lives, but I simply could not stay silent about it any longer and still sleep at night. I hope you all understand.

There now. I await the rush of posts saying:

--"Really? Are you serious?? Good for him, then! I have always wanted him to be made of green cheese!"

--"No kidding!! So, dish the dirt, girlfriend...is it TASTY green cheese? Does he smell? Does he have holes? Does he go with a nice red wine?"

etc., etc., etc.

Please, ladies, have patience. I will get back to you all soon and tell you the whole sordid story. I know you will be all ears. Or, all...cheese boards and slicers?

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[RevCheesehead]

13. Keith is made of CHEESE?????

Hot fuckin' damn!!!!!! :bounce::woohoo::bounce:

HE WILL BE MINE!!!!! :loveya::loveya:

Keith + RevCheese = an irresistable treat!! :rofl:

[Botany]

9. So what?

The EDVs, might be horny, delusional, sarcastic, snarking, over the top, clannish, hormonally spiking,
bags of mental quirks but they just happen to be;
MY EDVS. And yes, they are horny, delusional, sarcastic, snarking, over the top, clannish, hormonally spiking,
bags of mental quirks.

Back off, or the attack Bay Airs will be after you.



And as far as the KOEB not being friendly, if you can't stand the heat don't order the habanero salsa
and if you don't want people to be unfriendly don't tell a group of stalking crazed women that
their goal is out of reach. Might as well take a salmon from a Grizzly Bay Air.

[crispini]

12. Ok, the LAST time it got this catty in here,

people got tombstoned.

I'm just saying.

[RevCheesehead]

14. Countdown to Lock-down....

in 5 - 4 - 3 - .....



:eyes:

I dedicate this post to the memory of WhirlyGirl. We miss ya, girl! :D

[Berry Cool]

15. Yes, we do! Whirly, WE SALUTE YOU!!!!

And please, ladies, don't believe those silly rumors about Keith that you hear elsewhere.

For example, you may have heard that Keith can't possibly be made of green cheese because "he bats for the orange cheese team, ifyaknowwhatImean." This is a mere rumor and should not be believed. The mere fact that Keith looks orange some nights on Countdown is due to a little too much bronzer (do not adjust your set).

However, the cold hard truth is that he is made out of GREEN cheese. GREEN. Not yellow, not white, not orange--GREEN. Know it. Believe it.

Why? 'Cause I posted here, an' I SAID SO. :-)

on edit: Of course, the truth is that I'm crying inside because I KNOW this means the Rev is going to get him in the end. :cry:

[RevCheesehead]

17. I am?

:woohoo: :bounce::bounce:

[Wickerman]

18. locking

all you ya'll stop that. Don't make me come down here again. :grr: