Congrats To Rev Cheesehead! She has a new job.

[Botany]

She in now President of the Rita Cosby fan club.

"Welcome to the Rita Cosby Fan Club! I hope you enjoy your stay here. Here, we can all discuss Rita Cosby's show, the "Rita Cosby, Live & Direct, and the topics that she discussed on her show, or we can discuss her with respect. All I ask is that we don't slander Rita or drag her good name through the mud, like some troublemaker we had in the other clubs, and that we don't get into leg discussions or any other part of her body. Thanks!" By Rev. Cheesehead 2/3/06

http://groups.msn.com/TheRitaCosbyClub

And guess what? The club will have a blog where you post your thoughts on lovely Rita.

I think they have links to Missing White Women, peroxide toxicity, Cruise Ship Murders,
Blow Jobs & Career Advancement, and photo galleries of the talented Miss. C.


I would like to take this moment to wish Rev every possible success in her new job
ministering to the millions of die hard "Rita-Heads."

I understand that Patsy is very depressed about not landed such a coveted position.
:bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

1. What have I *ever* done to you?

Just for that, Dr. Cuddles Smooth:

[Botany]

2. Like you have not dropped snark on me before?

Besides as President you can have all the "Rita Heads" up for
a Door County Fish Boil.



Again congrats on making the big time.



Look one of the Gabor things ..... your Rita ...... and that O.J. dude ..... (I forget his name)

Maybe you can Rita up to Wisconsin for mosquito season and tie her up to a tree by marsh on a July night.

:rofl:

[gkhouston]

3. that wasn't snark, that was... simply yuck

the only way Ruth would volunteer to be one of Rita's "fans" would be if she were manning a high-powered piece of machinery capable of blowing that harpy into an alternate universe.

[RevCheesehead]

4. Thank you.

He's just ticked that I mentioned his little buddy, Rex. :P

[Patsy Stone]

5. It's that scary Wildenstien woman!

LOFL! Her divorce settlement specifically stated that she couldn't use any of the money for more plastic surgery.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000351.html

I wonder if Rita knows her because they use the same doctor?

[Botany]

6. A hush fell over the room. As the Rev strode to the podium ....

.... in front of the 4 X 5' poster of Rita Cosby. "This is the happiest moment of my life.
Like many of you out there Rita has been like an angel sent from heaven. So good
to see you all here. Crispini, DG, Patsy, Gina, Bunny, Sharon, and even Bleever have
all traveled to Wisconsin in the winter to meet and share fellowship along with some of that
"Cosby love." So now let us all raise our glasses in a toast Ms. Rita. You are all my FAVs!"

Patsy jumped up and yelled, "Rita Cocktails for all."

A Rita Cocktail =


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And so the 1st meeting of the Rita-Heads started.

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

7. That was just cruel, Bot. Just. Plain. Cruel.

Friends don't declare friends instigators of a Rita Cosby Fan Club. They just don't. :scared: