So who would you rather date... Keith or me...

[Wetzelbill]

Don't answer that. :)

[Gogi]

1. How can we decide?

Post a picture!

[Berry Cool]

2. Look at it this way, Wetzelbill.

You're a guy, and you've got a man-crush on Keith. That already gets you halfway home with a whole lot of women on this forum. After all, how can we fault your impeccable good taste?

If you're wise, you'll know how to take advantage of this. You'll resist posting any alleged "photos" of yourself while posting intelligent, witty repartee with the ladies of the KOEB.

Do that long enough, and you know what'll happen?

The best result of all.

The RUMORS will start.

What rumors, you ask?

Well...the "Wetzelbill is really Keith, hiding out in the clubhouse in disguise" rumors.

Then, all you have to do is publicly deny the rumors while privately picking out your favorite ladies, PM'ing them, and telling each one, separately, that the rumors are true. But you are only telling HER, because she is not like the rest. She is something special.

But, you know, please don't tell the others. You know how jealous they will get.

I tell you, friend, it'll be like tossing dynamite into a barrel of fish. :-)

[Wetzelbill]

3. ha!

don't give me ideas! :)

[Wetzelbill]

4. see Berry's post

[Berry Cool]

7. My, Wetzelbill! What an amazing and coincidental resemblance!

"Wetzelbill! What silky graying hair you have!"

"The better to report the news five times a week while looking mature and authoritative, my dear!"

"Wetzel! What big thick caterpillar eyebrows you have!"

"The better to cock charmingly at you when I laugh at my own snark, my dear!"

"What lovely blue eyes behind wire-rimmed glasses you have!"

"The better to twinkle at you through the television, and to not be able to perceive depths well enough to drive, my dear!"

"What a lovely upper-lip indent you have!"

"The better for you to fantasize about kissing, my dear!"

"What a cute chin-dimple you have!"

"The better for you to...start going lower, my dear! This is taking too long!"

"Why, Wetzelbill! THAT doesn't sound very much like Keith!"

"Shh...now, just take this plane ticket and this blindfold, and meet me at the motel whose address I will give you."

"Uh, Wetzel...you're not trying to pull anything FUNNY now, are you?"

"Me? Of course not! Now don't forget: follow these instructions to the letter and I'll see you soon. Even if you won't exactly see me. And above all...don't forget to KEEP YOUR KNEES LOOSE!"

"Of course! Why, I'd do anything for you, Ke--er, I mean, 'Wetzelbill!'" *giggle*

[Wetzelbill]

9. BAHAHAHAHA!

:rofl:

[Clark2008]

5. I'm a newly-wed and my hubby fell asleep on me tonight

well before I'm ready to go to beddy-bye.

Whatchu got, baby. I'm mad as a wet hen.
;)

[RevCheesehead]

6. That means "horny," right?

:evilgrin:

[Berry Cool]

8. Poor Clark. Married not two months, and the bloom is already off the rose!

We feel for ya, sweetheart! :hug:

Just teasin'. We know that things will be right as rain again soon...and hopefully not with any assistance from a pencil. (Does anyone else see that "Post" icon at the top of the window in a whole new light ever since Keith mentioned that story?) :scared:

[Wetzelbill]

10. !!!!!

I have done that before actually. Not my finest hour. :) I'm sure he'll be back in top form soon. :)

[Botany]

11. I am just asking but .....

..... in a moment of white hot heat you didn't call him Wes, did you?

Just asking? :rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

12. or "General"

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

13. Considering that you're just the right height....

for optimal cleavage snuggling, I'll choose you. :D

[Wetzelbill]

14. consider it done!

:)

[RevCheesehead]

15. Alright!

Me and my cleavage thank you! :bounce::bounce:

[Wetzelbill]

16. oohhhhh yeahhhhh....

:smoke: :loveya: