KOEB Meeting -- 2/24/06: O'Reilly's Hat Trick Edition

[Patsy Stone]

:loveya::loveya:

Happy Friday, y'all! :toast:

[Berry Cool]

1. Aw, nuts...

I don't wanna kill my dupe thread! Go look at it!

[SharonRB]

2. Hey, Pats

Did you miss me last night? I got home and felt like crap, so I went right upstairs and tried to nap. I watched the show, but didn't feel like getting out of bed. My daughter made me a Healthy Choice frozen dinner and some tea and brought it up to me. I flipped between KO, AI and skating. Hubby bought me some Tylenol cough stuff that was like Nyquil and I had a hard time keeping my eyes open to watch the skating after KO was over. I felt much better today.

[Berry Cool]

3. Good. You win.

I'm changing my thread to a "sign the KOEB petition" thread.

[Patsy Stone]

4. LOL.

Sorry, I didn't see yours before I posted.

[SharonRB]

5. The family jewels?

Ewwwwwwww

[Berry Cool]

11. That's OK, we were almost simultaeous

so you couldn't have seen it.

[Patsy Stone]

6. I did

But you get the Fitz story AND the O'Lielly story. Shabbat Shalom, Shar!

[Berry Cool]

8. I LOOOOVE the family jewels!

Let's not change the name!

[SharonRB]

9. And a Shabbat Shalom to you, my dear.

[WolverineDG]

30. Hi Sharon!

:hi:

I'm glad you're feeling better!! :hug:

dg

[SharonRB]

34. Thanks, DG

See down thread -- looks like Bunny got sick, too.

[ralps]

7. Hi Patsy, Hi Everyone, The Family Jewels??????

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

10. Shabbat Shalom Shazzam, Happy Friday to all!

:hi: We start with David Shuster. :loveya:

Please everyone sign my anti-Bill O'Reilly Petition in another thread!!

[ralps]

12. Hi BerryBush, I'll check it out

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Janice325]

13. Hi!!!

Gonna go now to another tv and watch KO smack O'Lielly.
Back later to see reactions to tonight's show.
Ha ha, the petition is just going to help KO out, huh?
Bye for now.

[SharonRB]

14. Welcome to the KOEB and DU, Janice

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

17. Keith is hitting on all cylinders already!

"Birdshot in the family jewels..." :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

25. Hi, Janice

Are your TVs on different floors? We already have someone with that issue. :hi:

[Janice325]

136. Yes, I have tvs on different floors.

I had to leave the television here by the computer 'cause I wanted to go downstairs, sit in the recliner, use an icepack on my shoulder (I have a torn rotator cuff-don't know how I did it,it HURTS, but I'm getting physical therapy)and watch DA MAN Keith.
Woo Hoo!

[Patsy Stone]

143. Ouch

Sorry to hear that. I hope it heals quickly. Yes, he is DA MAN. :loveya:, KO.

[SharonRB]

15. Watch out for bird shot in the family jewels!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

16. David Shuster!

:loveya: the snark about the Libby case, :loveya: the facts you're putting out there. You do look a tad pimpadelic though with that pistachio shirt, striped tie (with pistachio) and black striped suit.

Yes, the investigation is ongoing. Although it's not news, I'm still glad to hear it. So is Scotty, I'm sure, since it's his favorite denial.

Oh, of COURSE that phrase "family jewels" in reference to the PDBs came from Deadeye Dick. :puke:

[WolverineDG]

27. Hiya Pats

:hi:

Oy, that tie David wore. I didn't know Good'n'Plenty made ties. :crazy:


dg

[Patsy Stone]

71. LOL!

That's a perfect description. Hey, DG! :hi:

How are you feeling?

[WolverineDG]

80. I can actually hear again!

:bounce: :bounce:

But on a sad note, this time last week, we were all watching Countdown together in NYC. :cry:

dg

[SharonRB]

85. I can't believe it's been a week already since our adventure began

[WolverineDG]

123. says the one who got to sit in 1st class

;)

I think we need a re-do because it was so damn cold last weekend! Say, maybe the weekend of April 29? :evilgrin:

dg

[SharonRB]

127. I'm really going to try to be there, but I just don't know yet

[Gogi]

130. I'd love to!

My new septic system is finally in. Perhaps I can free up some cash later but I'm not getting my hopes up.

Anybody else notice it was a jeans friday? :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

145. Damn!

I didn't! But that's just another thing to enjoy on the rerun. :hi:

[seito]

18. Happy Friday

:hi:

I predict these :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: will not be premature floatoculations.

[SharonRB]

19. Hi, Seito

:hi:

[seito]

32. Hey Sharon

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

20. And even if they were premature,

Keith would say "Don't feel bad, that happens to a lot of women in my presence." :evilgrin:

Naah, you're not premature. You just have foresight.

The line forms on the right, gals!

[Berry Cool]

21. "Free publicity for me...and I didn't even get him a new loofah."

Oh, tonight will be CLASSIC!

[Patsy Stone]

23. That was a great line.

Sit back and enjoy the ride, kids.

[SharonRB]

26. I missed the line

This should be lots of fun, though.

[seito]

36. I miss the nightly O'liely smackdown

Bring your own loofah. :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

22. I Believe

you're right! :toast:

Hi!

[seito]

58. Hey Pats

O'liely should have known better than to step into our clubhouse.



Somehow I do not think these will help.

[Patsy Stone]

86. You betcha!

Look at you taking him down! :thumbsup:

[ralps]

24. LOL "Free publicity for me and I didn't even get a loofah" ( I'm not sure

if I got that last part right)?? Oops Keith said "... and I didn't even get him a new loofah" :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

33. "and I didn't even get HIM a new loofah"!

You know, for Christmas...possibly because, well, you know, Keith was too busy fighting the War on Christmas to get Bill a gift.

[Berry Cool]

37. I think we need some of this...

It will probably come in handy tonight...

:popcorn:

Ohhhhh. DAVID GREGORY!!!! Will the parade of NBC's masculine pulchritude never end????

I sure hope not.

[WolverineDG]

125. That's ok, KO

just send him the Garcia tie.

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

dg

[bunny planet]

28. Hola Chicas.

'Free publicity for me, and I didn't even buy him a loofah'
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
oh Keef, I have a cold, for the first time in years (forgot to buy more vitamins) but something tells me you are going to cheer me up after the next segment.

Shrill O'Leilly, look out.

[SharonRB]

31. Ah ha -- I wasn't the only one to get sick!

You and I must have caught it at the same place. I'm feeling a lot better today, but have felt pretty crappy all week. Not enough to stay home from work, but enought to feel like shit.

[bunny planet]

46. I'm still hoping it will be gone by tomorrow, I have to take my daughter

back into the city again for her first day back to class as FIT and guess what, its cold again in Manhattan, in February, go figure.

I never get sick, so I am not used to it anymore.

Can't believe Dubai Dubya is trying to say he knew nothing about Portgate, even though he threatened to veto any legislation to put the kabosh on it. I don't think he can win this PR war, even the teamsters are pissed.

[SharonRB]

47. I never get sick either

I don't remember the last time I had to take a day off of work because I was sick, other than one day for my back a year and a half ago or so.

He'll never win this one -- he'll probably make a deal with DPW so they back out on their own so he can save face.

[bunny planet]

55. yeah, and then he'll do it anyway on the sly.

do I see a pattern of behavior here.

[Patsy Stone]

43. You AND Sharon?

I still blame the pashmina salesman.

Hi, bun! :hi:

[SharonRB]

45. Hmmmm -- we WERE the only two to buy pashminas!

Maybe you've got something there.

[WolverineDG]

94. Good!

Because I swear all I had were allergies!

dg

[SharonRB]

97. I know, I know

But I had to blame someone.

[Botany]

29. Luffa Snark!

not being an EDV or EV or Just a V .... i wouldn't know but I think this might hurt
when rubbed on the breasts & stuff .....

Bill pulled his fire KO petition PDQ today .... :rofl:

Worst person in the ......

[ralps]

39. Hee Hee Did He??? Hi Botany LOL about Bill feeling the need to pull

his petition :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

40. It's still there

http://www.billoreilly.com/petitions/viewpetition?petitionID=45714

He doesn't mention KO by name, but suggests 8 p.m. for the time MSNBC should schedule Donahue. Does O'Lielly think that Phil's an easier target than KO?

And: as posted in the other thread, how good is this .gif?



:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

41. Uh-oh, I think I have one of those in my shower.

Better check for falafels while I'm at it.

I don't think Bill pulled the petition at all, he just changed the URL and hid the signatures (because too many people were signing it with anti-Bill messages!).

Too much!!!!

[Patsy Stone]

35. Nice skeptical eyebrow, KO

Yes, how can you be all for something you don't know about? Did an aide compile another DVD for that A-hole?

[SharonRB]

38. We even get David Gregory!

:loveya:

[bleever]

42. This petition is bad news.

I felafel about it.



:rofl:


Thank you.

[SharonRB]

44. ROFLMAO

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You slay me, Bleev!

[Berry Cool]

53. Well, if Bill does pull his petition

it will only be because he found out that the last time he made a really big public embarrassment of himself, that pulling something of his made him feel a little better.

[RevCheesehead]

91. *snort*

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

112. Actually, Bot, no, you never HAVE told me I am your Fav.

I've been waiting.

Am I allowed to tell the others? Or do I know how they can be?

[Patsy Stone]

56. Oh!

:rofl:

[Botany]

84. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

I pee my pants ...... Wow!

Started this answer and then watched KO shoot, clean, & gut O'Rielly in 5 minutes.

[Olney Blue]

48. Hi Patsy and everyone. Happy Friday!

:hi:

[SharonRB]

49. Hey, Olney

:hi:

How are you tonight?

[Olney Blue]

51. It was a long week at work- but now I'm home with my laptop,

Keith, and my kitty cat purring here on my shoulder.

I can't complain!

[Patsy Stone]

54. Hi, Olney!

Happy Friday! Beer?

[Olney Blue]

69. Why, thank you!

:beer:

[Patsy Stone]

110. L'chaim!

:)

[ralps]

50. LOl Oddball capitol of the country

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bunny planet]

52. ok, I can't stand how funny that is

Senator Blagovesnitch (whatever) didn't know he was being interviewed by the fake news show.
He's never heard of it.

[Berry Cool]

57. I think we may have to open up a KOEB sick ward.

Wait. Gotta go watch!

[SharonRB]

59. Ted Baxter

[Patsy Stone]

60. The Falafel-Boy Fatwah!

:rofl:

How great was that moment KO broke into song? OMG! Best.Moment.Evah.

Aw, please leave Ted alone. :)

[SharonRB]

65. It was Ab Fab!

[ralps]

61. LOL Ted Baxter salivates & Keith singing Happy Days are Here Again!!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Muffstser]

62. Oh, my GAWD. This is hilarious!!!

He's in a fatwa!!!

[spooky3]

82. I hope Can of Fun or Crooks and Liars will have this up soon!

Hi, everyone :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

63. Countdown's demo average is 58???

Oh, my goodness! Who knew? I'm so... young!

[SharonRB]

66. I'm pretty close to average.

[WolverineDG]

100. You know what this means, Pats

we're "below average" viewers! :o

dg

[SharonRB]

102. You're both above average in my book

:hug:

[RevCheesehead]

109. And, they're smarter than the average Bay Air.

:7

[WolverineDG]

124. Likewise

:hug:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

115. No

We just lower the mean. :)

[Patsy Stone]

64. How soon will this be on the Greatest Page?

I say five minutes after liveoaktx posts it.

[Patsy Stone]

67. For now and always...

[Muffstser]

68. This segment is such a keeper!!!

Gads, KO must have had fun putting this together.

[ralps]

70. Cool Bill O Reilly's "Greatest Hits"

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Olney Blue]

72. Hi Muffster!

Yes, this was fantastic!

[Muffstser]

74. Best. Segment. EVER!!!

Oh, I am SO taping this on the rerun tonight.

[Olney Blue]

88. I so love Keith.

:loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

76. Was that Rita behind the mask?

That was hysterical -- everyone lined up to sign it. I'm still hyperventilating.

Hi, Muff!

[Muffstser]

95. It was Rita's producer.

She's also blonde, like Rita.

[Patsy Stone]

118. He did say that

but I wondered if Reeter was the Executive Producer. :)

[Berry Cool]

146. Inside Cable News says it's Rita

and I believe 'em.

[Patsy Stone]

147. Yay!

I was hoping it was. Thanks!

[Patsy Stone]

73. It just keeps on giving!

Keith signed the petition! :rofl:

[ralps]

75. & then Keith shows MSNBC staff signing the petition LOL

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bunny planet]

87. that part was my favorite.

[SharonRB]

77. That was the best bit ever

I can't stop laughing.

:rofl:

[Olney Blue]

99. Me too!

:7

[Olney Blue]

79. And so did his staff, Mucker, and Dan Abrams- hilarious!

[Wetzelbill]

142. I know that was great

Unbelievably funny! :)

[Berry Cool]

89. OMG, "Keith's Greatest O'Reilly Hits"...

...all collected for you in a special Box Set Viral Video Edition! Soon to be the hit of CanOFun and Crooksandliars.com!!!!

:loveya: There just aren't enough floaties for Keith tonight!!!!!!!

Thank You Keith!!!!

[seito]

92. Indeed

That segment is definitely a keeper.

[Missy Vixen]

78. It's Keith Olbermann with a side order of snark!

I have to confess giggling like a teenager when I'm contemplating multiple men in the same courtroom using the phrase "the family jewels" with a straight face.

Any day I can see KO and my heartthrob, Patrick Fitzgerald, on television at the same time is almost too much for me to take! Plus, Keith has the Snark-O-Meter set to "stun" tonight!

Floaty hearts for everyone! :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

Julie
still president for life of the PFEB

[SharonRB]

81. Hi, Julie!

He had clips of Fitz last night. I'm sure you were in heaven if you saw it.

[Missy Vixen]

134. I didn't get to see last night!

I keep hearing about this mythical piece of videotape showing PF storming down the hallway of his office, looking stern and "scary", according to those who've seen it.

I miss all the good stuff. What happened last night?

:loveya:

Julie
still president for life of the PFEB

p.s. Do you think that Keith would mind if I wrote him and asked that he please not show the odious Scooter Libby? Why waste airtime on Scooter's mug when he could be featuring endless photos of my heartthrob, PF? :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

93. Hi, Julie!

It's been a week full of Fitz! Such a good thing. :loveya:

[Missy Vixen]

135. My poor heart

is going pitter-Pat. :loveya:

It's the Thing That Wouldn't Die. :loveya:

Julie

[bunny planet]

83. ok, we knew he was going to strike back and strike back hard

but this went over and above all expectations.
That was amazing. Even Mr. Bunny, who rarely watches KO and hasn't ever seen Bill O'Reilly was hysterical laughing.

Unbefreakinglievable. That was great.

[SharonRB]

90. Yeah, Dave doesn't laugh at much, but

I could hear him laughing upstairs while I'm downstairs.

[Berry Cool]

106. That was so good, I wouldn't be surprised at all if

Sharon and Bunny achieved spontaneous healing.

We'll have to let the Vatican know Keith's snark has the power to heal the sick.

[bunny planet]

96. Time to see just how many floaties can fit on a message screen

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[SharonRB]

98. I actually saw more than that somwhere the other day

I couldn't believe it. I think it was in a picture thread in the lounge.

[Olney Blue]

113. I second that emotion!

[SharonRB]

101. Check out this thread

Amazing!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x513982

[bleever]

111. Thanks, Sharon, I rec'd it.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

117. Oh my.

What really stuns me is that I'm not at all surprised.
:cry: I want my country back! :cry:

[SharonRB]

119. You and me both, Rev

This needs to get out in the public -- I'm surprised I'm at all surprised, but it goes beyond what I thought possible.

[gkhouston]

148. I'm skeptical, because the power requirements seem excessive

although I wouldn't put this sort of behavior past the current administration. There are a variety of reasons why I chose not to bring a second child into the world. BushCo is about 10 of them. x(

[Cassandra]

103. Did you notice his teaser for the next segment...

mentally ill white guy..."Oh, weren't we just talking about that? Oh, different guy". Paraphrased but close.
Hi, I knew I'd find all of you laughing over here.

[SharonRB]

104. Hi, Cassandra

:hi:

Nice to see you. It was nice meeting you last week.

We're here every night.

[WolverineDG]

129. Hi Cassandra!!

:hi: I enjoyed talking with you at Rocky's last Saturday! Glad to see you finally made it over here!!!

dg

[RevCheesehead]

105. This has to be one of the best shows in the history of Countdown.

I think there should be an O'Leilley wing in the Hall of Shame.

[ralps]

116. Hi RevCheesehead, It's been the greatest!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[gkhouston]

149. now Cheese, where is KO gonna find the tech savvy

to build a wing big enough for O'Reilly's head? tsk, tsk. Some engineer you'd make.

[RevCheesehead]

154. Couldn't they make it with a retractable dome?

Like the Humpty-Dumpty dome in Minnesota?

[gkhouston]

155. Humpty-Dumpty would be appropriate

since someone is about to experience a great fall.

[ralps]

107. Today's worst person in the world is.... The Staff of "Your World with

Neil Cavuto"(sp)" Of Fox News LOL :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Botany]

108. Movie Idea

Perky forgets that she is married goes to JFK airport gets the
$75.00 stand by ticket to Columbus, OH .... hops a cab and shows up
@ my door .... Just saying.

[SharonRB]

114. I'm going to tell Steph you're thinking of cheating on her

[Berry Cool]

121. Keith claims to not know anything about sexually gratifying photos

on Web sites!

Says "You'll have to ask that guy on the other show!" :rofl:

[Botany]

126. It is all over between Steph & me.

When she came to Columbus last May she left me pregnant with "our love child,"
and now she does not return my e mails or calls me that special name.*

I feel so used. :cry:

* The Love Doctor.

[SharonRB]

128. Don't lie to me

I heard her call you "Buddy" just this morning.

[Botany]

132. just an act ....

.... she really doesn't like me.

:rofl:

[gkhouston]

151. She knocked you up and now she doesn't like you any more?

Congratulations! When did you get married? ;-)

[WolverineDG]

131. Oh Bull

I heard you this morning on her show. She called you "Buddy" & everything.

:nopity:

dg

[Botany]

133. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

[gkhouston]

152. what is this, incompatible objects medley?

yeah, I'm gonna read my lawbooks by candlelight in the hot tub... :eyes:

[Patsy Stone]

144. So, who plays Monica?

:D

[gkhouston]

150. I'm telling Stephanie.

Just sayin'.

[SharonRB]

120. Link to Can o Fun video of KO re: O'Lielly

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x514048

[SharonRB]

122. He couldn't stop laughing as he signed off

He even threw 3 wads of paper. He just looks like he had so much fun tonight.

[Janice325]

137. That was the best show ever!!

I gotta be sure to tape the rerun. I have a friend in Maine who doesn't get MSNBC, and I keep raving about how wonderful KO is.
I wonder how much Bill helped out KO tonight rating wise with his silly little petition idea. The schmuck even charges money to belong to his web site.
What a loser.

[Berry Cool]

138. Yeah, and even talked about them too!

"Here's one for YOU!"....BAM!

I haven't felt so singled out since Romper Room. LOL.

on edit: Did anyone else but me thrill to the closeup of Keith's hands when he was typing his name on the petition? And was anyone else but me amused to see that he's a one-handed typist?

Of course, Bill O'Reilly is probably a one-handed typist, too, but that would be for different reasons. (We *know* he's a one-handed phone caller.)

[Wetzelbill]

140. ohhhhhh rimshot

:)

[gkhouston]

153. surely he doesn't always type one-handed

It would take forever to prepare his scripts if couldn't touch-type. You'd think that someone who knew back in high school that he wanted to be a sportscaster would have realized he'd need to write material for some broadcasts; it's not all play-by-play. I thought he was just goofing for the camera.

[Berry Cool]

156. Well, I hope not.

Maybe he was goofing for the camera, but then again, I still don't touch type and I have worked on a keyboard for many many years (not to mention all the time I spend on the Internets). And I have all kinds of bad habits, including using only a few of my fingers. So it's possible to make your living as a writer to this day without being all that good a typist, so long as you're fast at correcting your many mistakes.

[Wetzelbill]

139. that had to be one of the best shows Keith has ever done

The O'Reilly flashback, pure genius. :)

[Patsy Stone]

141. Evah!

:hi: