KOEB Meeting: Thursday 06/08/06---Steroid Scandal Sheet Edition

[Gogi]

Hola Mesdames et Monsieurs. Allow me to start the meeting thread.:hi:


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KO, my fantasy squeeze!!!!!!!!!!

[SharonRB]

1. Boy, you are really early, Gogi

:hi:

[Gogi]

2. Hey, where I live Countdown does'nt start for another 18....

minutes and my computer is away from the tv.

[SharonRB]

3. Same here

10 minutes now.

[Gogi]

4. A woman beat the dog breeder who sold her a chihauhau puppy...

with the puppy's dead body yesterday. Just had to send it to the show, maybe she'll make WPITW.

[Patsy Stone]

5. That's quite a story!

:hi:, all.

[ralps]

59. Yay!!! Your story was today's 2nd worst person in the world!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

62. And she ended up second!

Second to the woman who made her son sell pot to get her bail!

[Patsy Stone]

6. I still think the other photo of him

(with the blood) shows a guy whose been dead longer than a few hours.

[Clark2008]

33. Oh, most definitely.

I've been to dozens of morgues, seen several dead bodies... he's been dead at LEAST three days. The bloating in the face is about three days' worth of bodily gas releases.

He may stink about now, but the story stinks worse.

It's sad when you have to question everything this government and this media tell you.

[Patsy Stone]

41. Thank you!

Thank you for that. Since I saw it this morning it's bothered me all day. I was going to post a thread for any doctors at DU to give their opinions. The bruising was way too intense, the swelling and odd coloration, also too advanced. No way that's a freshly dead guy.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

67. But why save him for three days?

Poor * could have been spared all this gay-marriage nonsense if they'd just said back on Monday "Hey, guess who's dead." :shrug:

[Patsy Stone]

70. I have no theory yet,

but I just knew that guy was dead a while.

[gkhouston]

74. well, the heat would tend to advance decomposition

but I wouldn't expect that facial puffiness unless there had been bruising covered by makeup -- maybe that's why they're claiming now that he survived the initial bombing but died afterward? Which makes me wonder how long afterward -- at the rate the stories are changing, he won't even be dead by next Friday. :eyes:

[SharonRB]

7. Our long national nightmare would be over....

if only you'd stop talking about it, Keith. (Brangelina)

[gkhouston]

75. same goes for TomKat

what can we do to convince his producers that TomKat and Scientology are so five minutes ago?

[ralps]

8. Hi Gogi, Hi Everyone

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Olney Blue]

9. Hi gogi!

:hi:

Keith is very "blue" tonight- a shout-out to Dems?

[Patsy Stone]

10. Hello!

[Olney Blue]

12. Awwww- their baby...

LOOKS LIKE A BABY!

[SharonRB]

13. She really is a beautiful baby

Not that I expected less from these two, but you never know.

[Patsy Stone]

16. It's true

You never know. But this kid did have a fighting chance. :)

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

63. I don't find him the least bit attractive

but that's me.

[bleever]

11. Given that Zarqawi's building was blown to smithereens,

he doesn't look so bad.

??

:hi:

[Olney Blue]

17. Maybe Fredrico from Six Feet Under was his undertaker...

or could it be a photoshop job?

[Patsy Stone]

19. LOL!

Great reference. Hi, Olney!

[SharonRB]

21. Good one, Olney

:rofl:

[bleever]

40. Wasn't one of the actors on Six Feet Under on Sports Night?

Hmmm...

[Patsy Stone]

42. Yes

Peter Krause. :loveya:

[bleever]

44. That was a good show.

Can you find us a pic?

:)

[Patsy Stone]

47. Which one?

Actually, they were both great shows, although, I :loveya: Aaron Sorkin.

[SharonRB]

48. Is that Josh Molina in the background, too?

Nice Jewish boy.

[Patsy Stone]

51. Yes. Another connection...

He went from Sports Night to The West Wing. And he was in The American President. All Sorkin.

[gkhouston]

76. OMG, I think Olney's hit on the truth

the person in that photo is really Bat Boy! :evilgrin:

[Berry Cool]

68. LOL, for a second there I thought you were mistaking my Brad Pitt comment

for one on Zarqawi.

"Hey, I'm not saying I'm not attracted to Zarqawi..." :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

14. That picture!

The one where you see his neck and shoulders. Seems verrrrry swollen to me.

I'm lovin' Roger Cressey.

[Berry Cool]

15. And he's wearing a peppermint candy tie.

Or Fruit Stripe Gum.

:hi: all!

[bleever]

18. Frist's statement: "That's just stupid."

:rofl:

Thank you, Roger!

[Patsy Stone]

20. LOL!

"Zarqwai wasn't killed in Washington, DC, but they sure are taking credit for it."

And for that adorable skeptical eyebrow: :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

22. I'm pre-floaticulating

for Richard... :loveya:

Although I liked his old glasses better.

[Berry Cool]

60. Patsela, I never thought I'd see the day when you'd be guilty of

premature floaticulation.

[Olney Blue]

23. I just don't see blivet getting a bump in his poll ratings.

[SharonRB]

24. I don't either

And if he does, I don't think it will last.

[Patsy Stone]

25. There might be a bump

but you're right. This won't carry into November.

[SharonRB]

26. I don't think it would carry into July

I'm ready for another attack say, around Halloween.

[Patsy Stone]

28. Oy.

Pu pu. I'm doing that spitting between my fingers thing. Maybe a "thwarthed one"?

[SharonRB]

30. Either that or they get bin Laden.

[Berry Cool]

49. Note to Bush: It's called an "October Surprise" for a reason.

Because it doesn't usually do you much good in June!

[Patsy Stone]

27. The background behind Richard

Is it me, or is the SCOTUS a rainbow flag? Have I been on DU too long? :)

[ralps]

29. Maybe Richard Wolfe is right. If there hadn't been talk about getting rid

of Rumsfeld maybe * would have gotten rid of Rummy, ala J Edger Hoover?? :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :shrug:

[Olney Blue]

31. Hi ralps!

How was your day? :hi:

[ralps]

37. Hi Olney Blue, it was good & Sam Seder is videocasting live from YearlyKos

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

32. Did you see the threads about Poppy

working behind the scenes to get rid of Rummy? Even with the beat poetry?

[ralps]

38. Yes I saw those threads & I'm sure having Poppy Bush dissing Rummy

pissed off B*sh terribly!! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Olney Blue]

39. Yes. I think the story is highly significant.

[gkhouston]

77. what was *with* Rummy in that clip they showed?

He was so dazed, you'd think someone had dropped a 500-pounder on his house.

[bleever]

34. Only Keith would come up with the midgets-in-baseball story to tie into

the human growth hormone story.

LOL.

[gkhouston]

78. I loved that tie-in, but I find myself wondering if blood tests for HGH

will be that effective. There's a pretty broad "normal" range -- are these guys superdosing to be impossibly out of range? Are they doing it every day or at least several times per week? If not, I'm not sure the tests will catch most of them, unless Miss Cleo is directly the testing schedule or they test everyone once a week or something.

[Clark2008]

35. Is that a detention basin in your city, or are you just happy to see me?

:rofl:

[bleever]

52. That was pretty damn funny.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

61. That was just amazingly funny.

What people can get away with! :rofl:

[gkhouston]

79. I thought the choice of music

was appropriate also. :evilgrin: (The Pointer Sisters, "I'm So Excited")

[Patsy Stone]

36. That damn NASCAR story

Just do it already, jeez. Then I won't have to keep expecting it like a test I haven't studied for.

[ralps]

50. Keith finally did the story Patsy!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :puke:

[Patsy Stone]

54. And it was here...

With Michelle Kosinski. Oy.

[bleever]

43. I feel really bad for Jason Grimsley. He had come a long way.

[Patsy Stone]

45. Now...

you're reaching. :)

[Berry Cool]

53. He really has, y'know!

I mean, you know, it isn't much expected that a fella like him will become a success in baseball, you know.

[Patsy Stone]

46. For Berry:

He has a Band-aid on his right index finger.

Bad paper cut? :)

[Berry Cool]

58. He must have put it back on.

He was complaining earlier this week on Dan Patrick's show about "playing hurt" (this when he was about to take the day off) and how because he had injured his "typing finger" ("You know I type with only one finger, Dan"), he had been forced to write the entire previous night's show using his middle finger. Dan asked him if that was some sort of a statement about the attitude he put into the writing.

[bleever]

55. Gogi's dog story!!

:woohoo:


ed: credit

[Patsy Stone]

56. Go, go, Gogi!!!

You did it! He did the story!

[ralps]

57. Today's Worst person in the world is.... Elaine Baker for telling her son

to sell her pot for bail money! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bleever]

64. Michael Mustow is on fire here.

"I kid again."

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

66. That's it. A playful, impish kind of show for Keith. Love that.

Uh-oh, Keith. You signed off just in time for Boston to take over the Yankees 4-3 in the 6th with 1 out.

[SharonRB]

65. I won't see you guys tomorrow night

We're going to see An Inconvenient Truth at 7:30. I'll have to tape the show in case there's anything important going on tomorrow.

Have a great weekend, everyone!

[Berry Cool]

69. You too! Hope you enjoy the movie, or at least get something out of it.

It seems strange to say "enjoy"...

[bunny planet]

72. I just saw it tonight with my family.

My son is already doing research about how he can cut down his CO2 emissions. It was great, Al was great. There were so many excellent things about the movie. I couldn't help it though, I sobbed when they showed the flashbacks of the 2000 election theft. Our country and the world would be so much better off if that hadn't been allowed to happen. Please tell me what you think after you've seen it tomorrow night.

[SharonRB]

73. I will.

I'm sure I'll love it, too.

[Gogi]

71. And Gogi scores a twofer!!!!!!!

Tonight's thread title and the crazy dead puppy assault woman. She is actually crazier than the WPITW blurb tells you, she went to the dog breeder's home at 6AM where she assaulted the woman on her doorstep with the dead puppy which was in a plastic bag and then forced her way into the house. In the house, she took the puppy out of the bag and beat the woman on the head with it while screaming loudly because she wanted the woman's four children to wake up and see their mother getting her ass kicked. The dog breeder pushed her out of the house and yelled at a neighbor to call the police. The crazy woman then got into her car and drove away brandishing the puppy out of the sunroof.

Must be one of Ann the Man Coulter's relatives.:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy

(This woman and Crazy Annie are the kind of people my sig line is for.)