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BurgherHoldtheLies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 10:21 AM
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"You can't refuse to shake the Senator's hand." - - - Bwahahahaha!
Here's a little story worth sharing re: the man-on-dog Senator from Pennsylvania.

Little (P)ricky and his entourage visited the business where an acquaintance I know works. It was basically a "what I've done for you" campaign photo-op show for Santorum.

Anyway, after he gave his little speech, he made the rounds with the executives. When he got to this guy I know, Santorum put out his hand and this guy refused to shake it. One of the Santorum entourage (body guards?)said, "You can't refuse to shake the Senator's hand." This guy replied, "Oh yes I can. As far as I know the Senator hasn't stolen that right from me...yet."

I MUST buy him a beer :beer: :toast:

Well done sir. Well done!
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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 10:22 AM
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1. VERY well done.
Who the hell do they think they are????
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DrGonzoLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 10:23 AM
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2. Say, would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel?
n/t
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KeepItReal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 10:24 AM
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4. Self-Delete
Edited on Mon Apr-24-06 10:25 AM by KeepItReal
post got crossed!
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 11:44 AM
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23. Brodyliscuous!
Edited on Mon Apr-24-06 11:45 AM by YOY
I got your pop-culture reference!

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rman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 10:24 AM
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3. cheers
:toast:
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pinto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 10:25 AM
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5. Great line...
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Nickster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 10:25 AM
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6. Bravo, Bravo sir. Very nice, give him a pat on the back from me too. n/t
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Rude Horner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 10:25 AM
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7. "You can't refuse to shake the Senator's hand"??
Your friend responded with a better line than I would have. I probably would have said "F$#@ you!"
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 10:27 AM
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10. That's probably all I would have come up with
But, then again, there's really no good comeback to "fuck you".
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Mythsaje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 04:02 AM
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30. "I just did."
Then I'd turn and walk away.
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BurgherHoldtheLies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 11:08 AM
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31. Oh that's a great reply too....
I'll share that with this guy when I see him again. :thumbsup:
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 10:26 AM
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8. Excellent
Give the gentleman my regards for a job well done.
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 10:27 AM
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9. Ha ha ha - he could always pick his nose first and THEN shake rick's hand!
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Mythsaje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 01:19 PM
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32. Or plainly lick his hand first...
heh heh.
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fedupinBushcountry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 10:29 AM
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11. Good for him
My mother refused to shake Gov. Rockefeller's hand back in the day. I can't remember exactly what she said to him, but I was proud that she did what she did.

Your friend is another true patriot. :patriot:
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mdmc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 10:30 AM
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12. ha ha
:toast:
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fooj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 10:30 AM
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13. Excellent.
:toast:
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MoonRiver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 10:31 AM
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14. Most excellent! Kudos to your friend.
K&R! We need to hear more about what is becoming a common mindset against the Pukes.
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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 10:31 AM
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15. Oh to have seen the look on man-on-dog's face!
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DemGirl7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 10:42 AM
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16. That reminds me of my class trip to D.C.
The Professor who went, wanted eveyone to stand for Scalia, I didn't want to, and I had a little fight with the professor over it. I ended up standing for the jerk, but I hung my head down in protest, which kinda pissed off the professor.
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 08:36 PM
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29. That's ok DemGirl. You MORE than made up for it.
If I remember correctly!:D
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malachi Donating Member (653 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 10:47 AM
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17. At the Phillies game last Thursday, Man on Dog was in the broadcast
booth and when the tv monitors in the ballyard showed him a lot of booing was heard. Three young ladies in their mid 20's standing next to me nearly flipped out and cursed the prick.
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 10:48 AM
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18. He shoulda stink palmed him
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 11:10 AM
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19. Does he still have a job? n/t
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BurgherHoldtheLies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 11:25 AM
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22. His job is in no jeapardy. He brings in big clients + everyone hates Rick
Hating Santorum is becoming an increasingly popular sport in Pennsylvania. :evilgrin:
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dogday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 11:11 AM
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20. A chance to say it to his face
priceless: :hi:
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 11:14 AM
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21. Well done. Classy and to the point.
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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 12:39 PM
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24. Congrats to your
friend for sticking up to his principles. He deserves
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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 12:42 PM
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25. Sweeeeet reply. Just PERFECT!
:toast: Here's to the guy you know!
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ArbustoBuster Donating Member (956 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 04:14 PM
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26. Sen. Ricky came to my place of business a few years ago.
We were all told it was important that we be polite to the jackass.

I spent the entire time he was in the building bunkered down in my office with the door closed (and I never closed my office door), and I refused to go to the little meeting where Senator Man-on-Dog spoke. I figured I could either stay away from Ricky and keep my job, or call him an asswipe to his face and lose it. Since an act of civil disobedience would have no impact whatsoever, I refrained.

Amusingly, the company's higher-ups thought that Santorum's presence would help the company drum up business. Of course, this was an idiotic presumption. The company wasn't a mover and shaker in the Republican fundraising world, and the company owners weren't big Republican donors, so the company got zip out of Santorum's handshaking-fest.
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Plaid Adder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 04:23 PM
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27. Tell him to look up Sir Walter Scott's _Marmion_ ...
I always think of this whenever I hear a story like this. _Marmion_ is a very long poem, and the only part of it I remember is that the king is staying with a nobleman who hates him, and the host refuses to shake the king's hand, saying:

"My castles are my king's alone,
From turret to foundation stone;
The hand of Douglas is his own."

Good for him. And the bodyguards, for chrissake! If getting snubbed is the worst thing that ever happens to Santorum on one of these meet n greets he can count himself lucky.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder
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BurgherHoldtheLies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 04:47 PM
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28. Thanks. I'm interested in reading it...
Not sure if my friend is a connoisseur of poetry but I am very interested in reading it.

Thank you.
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