Tommy Chong: Cheney's Secret Service detail bought Bongs

[Submariner]

It just keeps getting better and better :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Tommy Chong: "I Know Dick Cheney's Secret Service Guys Smoke Pot... I Sold Them Bongs".

SAN FRANCISCO -- Actor and comedian Tommy Chong entertained more than 500 National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws conference-goers Friday.

”If more people were stoned there would be less violence in the world,” Chong said.

Chong was introduced by NORML Executive Director Allen St. Pierre.

”It was Tom Chong the man that was wrongly sentenced to nine months in jail when everyone else paid a fine,” St. Pierre said. “I'm so proud and happy that Tommy is joining us today.”

Chong took the stage to a standing ovation.

”I would like to thank what's his name,” Chong joked.

He began by talking about his time in prison, saying the rumors about prison are wrong.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2006/04/24/tommy-chong-i-know-dick_n_19703.html

[KyndCulture]

1. OH damn that's funny!! nt

[fooj]

2. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

As soon as the lights were dimmed lighters started to spark and the banquet room at the Golden Gateway Holiday Inn began to fill with smoke. About half-way through the movie hotel security turned on all the lights and ordered everyone out of the banquet room because they were concerned that the smoke would set off the smoke alarms.

That's the city that I know and love. :smoke:

[Mandate My Ass]

3. He called * a tweaker. LOL

I'd have to be seriously baked to put up with Cheney's sneer 24/7. More power to 'em. :patriot:

[DoYouEverWonder]

11. On that basis

I would definitely have to cut them some slack.

[elehhhhna]

4. Write to Tomm y at #3687278176, GITMO, CU

[jwirr]

5. NOW we know why cheney was sleeping through the Hu visit.

[Ian David]

6. ”If more people were stoned there would be less violence in the world..."

You know what would work?

A genetically engineered strain of e. Coli that colonizes people's intestines and releases THC.

Unfortunately, just about every mammal on Earth would also get infected, and we'd have bats flying into buildings.

[DBoon]

8. we'd have bats ordering pizza delivered

and getting too fat to leave the ground!

[Ian David]

12. We'd finally be able to put an end to the menace of Grizzly Bears

They are godless eating machines and they want our honey.

[Ilsa]

10. But then we'd have an addiction to potato chips and other

crunchy-munchies. I can see it now: potato chips in short supply, a bag of Baked Lays going for $20. And Cracker Jack would be sold only by the barrel for those with a sweet tooth.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

7. I Look At This As No More Significant Than A Story Saying A

secret service guy bought a beer. Cause I refuse to accept pot as being worse than alcohol for any reason.

I would heavily expect that many SS members smoke pot, just like many members of anything probably do. So I generally regard this as a non-story, though tommy chong is damn funny LOL

[SammyWinstonJack]

9. Priceless!

:woohoo: