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blueinindiana Donating Member (575 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 07:24 PM
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Alan Keyes is running for office … (again)…

Today Alan Keyes announced he is becoming a resident of every state in the union and will be running in every contested election from council member to senator in each and every state.

Why do you ask?

Cause Alan Keyes is ‘Making Sense!”
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Doctor_J Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 07:25 PM
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1. THe Black Pat Paulsen
That is one crazy fucker.
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BlueEyedSon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 07:26 PM
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2. "If nominated, I will not run. If elected I will not server."
Edited on Mon Apr-24-06 07:46 PM by BlueEyedSon
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PsN2Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 07:28 PM
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6. Hey!!! Pat Paulsen
was OK. Best line in politics was "I've upped my standards. Now, up yours".
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MSgt213 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 07:26 PM
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3. Great. I going to go to every state and get registered so I can vote.
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AnnieBW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 07:28 PM
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4. I'm Surprised
That he's not running for Senate in MD, but they got another two-percenter to run.
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LuCifer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 07:28 PM
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5. He's such a chode smoker
Some people just don't know when to QUIT!
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brook Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-24-06 07:35 PM
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7. Uh-uh...
Alan Keyes is "Making Cents".


In case I'm not making myself clear, he feels the need for a cash infusion.

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