When the president starts talking like a Valley Girl:

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Bush Says He Tried to Avoid War 'To The Max'

http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1002385210

[SpiralHawk]

1. propaganda crap to the max

fer sure

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4. Yeah, like gag me! This is *SO* grody!

:o

[Divernan]

21. WAY !

nt

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47. Yah, WAY!

[wake.up.america]

2. Not kewl,

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10. And giving those poor Valley Girls a bad name besides.

[DemonGoddess]

3. idjit factor at work again...surprise surprise..

:puke:

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29. Well like I saw the kill mini, but I didn't have the billies to

buy it cuz I spent it getting my hair streaked.

[Roland99]

5. Did you notice his statement yesterday re: the Egyptian attacks?

He condemns the 'heinious' attacks.


:eyes:

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8. I don't know why, but that reminds me of one of the scariest scenes

in "Cape Fear"; when Max Cady's lawyer defends him with utterly abysmal pronunciation of words- and wins. :scared:

[madokie]

6. He also says that the economy is doing great, I am just not sure who

that is true for, Its damn sure not me.

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35. It's okay; if you've got a credit card, you've got money!!

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[SalmonChantedEvening]

7. I massaged the intel? As if!

That's like, way uncool to say...

:D

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9. What a gnarly, grody web we weave.

:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. But like war is so ... so tubular!

Jen and Jen and Jen and I are goin to the food court, you comin Jen?

SHA! :D

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16. *TSHA!!!*

:rofl: :loveya:

I'm so there! I'm so totally going for the Thai. Got the credit cards?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

22. Like Visa Gold!! Capital One!! Pick one!

I'm so geared for a corndog and Pepsi clear!!

:hi: :loveya:

Gotta dash... work (EEK) calls

[ItsTheMediaStupid]

11. Gag me with a microphone

Fer sure . . . .

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28. Which "Heather" is he anyway?

Heather Duke?

[liberal N proud]

13. What do you get when you combine a chimp with a valley girl?

bu$h of course

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30. *Looks around for Moon Unit* Where is Moon Unit?

She could make a song out of this!

[ItsTheMediaStupid]

38. Heee's a valleeee chimp, heeee's a valleee chimp!

nm

[ScreamingMeemie]

14. I'm like, soooooOOOO like, disgusted...

That is like, so boge.

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19. Let's go shopping, then!

We'll like buy some bitchen tee shirts!



:loveya:

[ScreamingMeemie]

23. Fer Sure!!

That would be gnarly, dudette! :loveya:

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50. TO THE MAX!

You so rock. :yourock:

[theHandpuppet]

15. Another BushSpeak lesson heard just this morning

The word "heinous" pronounced in BushSpeak as heeney-ous

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17. Did you also hear how he CONDEMNED it? How could *he*

"condemn" anything? :banghead:

[Chiyo-chichi]

36. My 12-year old daughter heard that and said

"Isn't it pronounced hay-nus?"

THIS is Haney-ous:



THIS is Cheney-ous:

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37. Thank you for that!!

:applause: Beautiful!:D

[Crankie Avalon]

18. Looks like "time to panic" is winning this one in a walk. n/t

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20. Here:

[In_The_Wind]

24. Ooo ~ We're in big trouble! Does the phrase "To Die For" sound familiar.

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27. From MeanGirls: "Stop trying to make "fetch" HAPPEN!!"

:o

[LWolf]

25. I don't see how this is any different

from his usual less-than-literate ramblings. :shrug:

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26. Well, the only thing more embarrassing

would be if he tried to "git down wit" Tupac.

:nuke:

[Roon]

31. Why did the valley girl take two birth control pills?

To be fer shur, fer shur.

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32. *snort* hehe

:patriot:

[mfeher71]

33. Bush is, like, so totally tubular!

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34. Ohmigod!! Welcome to the valley, mfeher71!!

:hi:

[DanCa]

39. He's a barbie girl living in a barbie world.

He's wrapped in plastic thinks life fantastic. My appologies to Aqua.

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43. LOL! I almost can't wait so see what he drools out next.

Waiting in horrified anticipation. Won't be long. :scared:

[peekaloo]

40. Totally! That way of speaking is like so pre-9/11.

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44. WAY!

*Excuse me while I get my leg warmers out of storage*

[lpbk2713]

41. Ignore it.

Nothing this asshole says or does should be surprising by now.

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45. I try, but it's getting harder and harder

to wrap my mind around this sick joke.

[bdamomma]

42. bush totally disrespects the American people

bush really thinks the American people are stupid, well maybe just that 32% are.

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46. Our collective embarrassment is overwhelming.

:scared:

[no name no slogan]

48. Like, gag me with a pitchfork

what an embarrassment.

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49. No, gag ME with a pitchfork!

:loveya:

[no name no slogan]

51. Hey!

I like you because you're sparkly! :*

[Beelzebud]

52. We need to impeach this fucker to the max!

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53. We need to export this fucker to the Hague!

:toast:

[woo me with science]

54. definitely multiple personalities. nt

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55. Personality 1: "Little Lord Pissypants"

2:"The Decider"
3:"Heather Duke"
4:"Hannibal Lecter"
5:"Forrest Gump"

[woo me with science]

56. ROFL! nt

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57. I forgot "Diana Ross".

*oop*

[woo me with science]

60. *guffaw* nm

[opihimoimoi]

58. I think he is trying to reach the younger set,,,but it seems so Contrived

and worse, Incongruent....

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59. I'm hell-bent on thinking he's lost his mind completely.

:o

[opihimoimoi]

61. There are all too many who would agree with you.....

The Floundering of a Prezinent caught in High Seas in a Perfect Gale....yikes

[Cleita]

62. A little too late.

I panicked that day in January 2001 when he took the oath of office. I knew that oath would mean nothing to him and it hasn't.