This is just BEGGING for a CAPTION.

[Squatch]

[Warpy]

1. Well, if I had some of THESE

maybe I wouldn't have had to be such an arrogant, horrible person to get through life.

[Squatch]

3. "these" what...

balls or boobs?

[Warpy]

9. She's got balls

big brass ones. She just doesn't keep them dangling out where they can be snipped off.

[electropop]

2. She's got HUGE...oil reserves

[TAPat]

4. I gotchur melons right here. nt

[misternormal]

5. Mr. Bush's balls really ARE this big...

[Mark E. Smith]

6. He loves it when I grab his ass.

[underpants]

7. "lady balls"

as Colbert called them lastnight.

[bahrbearian]

8. "When I get Old and they hang down to here,, we'll look aback

at history and it will tell us that toppling Sadam was the Right Thing to do"

[cantstandbush]

10. "We've got the whole world in our hands." n/t

[Crankie Avalon]

11. "A long last, I've become so ashamed of myself...

...that I can't bear to be me. From now on, I'm going to pretend I'm Secretary of State Pam Grier!"

[BrklynLiberal]

12. Arthritis. I've got SUCH BAD Arthritis!!!!

[Rocknrule]

13. "I did NOT let that man, Mr. Bush, touch me this way"

[Bassic]

14. "So that's when

my husband, I mean the president, grabbed my boobs, uh I mean my hands, and saved me from falling down"