Malachai commands you to CAPTION

[underpants]

[BurtWorm]

1. "Any crow come near me, I'm a scare um."

[helderheid]

24. bwahahaha!

:yourock:

[underpants]

2. Hey, isn't that the house they busted the Mafia guy in?

[underpants]

3. Green acres is the place for me....FARM LIVIN' is the life for me..

Land spreading out so far and wide...

[Crankie Avalon]

4. "This Murkan Heartland backdrop was made in China."

[pagam]

5. ha

my mommy loves me this much!

[bigscott]

7. auntie em auntie em!!!!

[benddem]

6. And I created

the heaven and the earth...with a bit of help from what's his name.

[TechBear_Seattle]

8. This land is my land, this land ain't your land

And if you don't get off,
I'll blow your head off.
I've got a shot gun
And you ain't got one.
This land is private property.

[Goblinmonger]

9. If I only had a brain.

too easy.

[displacedtexan]

10. Don't cry for me, Agriculture!

The truth is I never NAFTA-ed.

Okay, I'm at a flippin' loss here. This backdrop
has GAWD's sun ray, waving fields of grain, a phallic
pole (top right quadrant), a cross (electrical pole)
in the top left quadrant, and a chimp in a suit at a
podium.

Branding's a helluva thing.

[underpants]

13. |

Maybe we both are looking to hard at this picture but I saw that too. Especially the cross.

The funny part is that we aren't talking about a nice little farm where you are always in earshot of Momma ringing the dinner bell we are talking about MASSIVE oceans of corn and wheat and such. This farm (if it actually exists) looks to be European. I walked by many of them in Germany.

[underpants]

11. and ....and then I GRABBED the bale of corn just like my daddy taught me..

and all manly like I heaved the bale of corn up on the flatbed truck and then I stood up and wiped mah brow which was all sweatie like from all the hard workd it's hard work you know heaving them bales of corn around....

[electropop]

18. eheh. Wanna buy some wood?

[Joe Fields]

12. "My words can fertilize this entire valley."

[daveskilt]

16. ha!

[zbdent]

14. Something smells of photo-shop

was this supposed to be him "doing a speech at a farm"???

:evilgrin:

[kittenpants]

15. "...And then I cleared a piece 'a brush THIS BIG!"

[Booberry]

17. Those things are alive?

BURN EM!

[newyawker99]

23. Hi Booberry!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[mapatriot]

19. I knew Colin was black and all......

but when I saw that thing I near shat my draws...

[Ganja Ninja]

20. "I'll miss you most of all Straw for Brains."

[Coyote_Bandit]

21. Not exactly looking lush and productive there is it?

Looks like a drought to me.

[underpants]

22. :)

I was wondering if the crops shouldn't be oh let's say "more robust" since we are in the spring time which I thought was plantig season....oh well.... :bounce: