politicaholic
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Tue Apr-25-06 11:59 AM
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In-depth: 49% of Americans "surprised" Bush considering asshole for post |
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4/24/2006 Washington Tyme Washington D.C. - In a random poll among citizens in the local phone book with funny names like "Dr. Dick Butts" and "Bong Nguyen" conducted by this reporter and eight of his drunk friends found that 49% of Americans are still dumbasses.
It seems that the proposed appointment of Fox News shill and republican ball-licker Tony Snow to replace chronic prick Scott McClellan "surprised" some citizens and really made them wonder "how I could possibly still not give two shits".
Helen Thomas on the other hand said, "...(I) think he's kinda cute." and later added that she can't wait to add to the process of him gaining 50 pounds and losing his hair which happens to every Press Secretary under the incompetently corrupt Bush administration.
Tony Snow has not responded to multiple inquiries as to whether Ann Coulter has hooves...oh...and this whole Press Secretary thing.
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Tue Apr-25-06 12:03 PM
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1. Is this from the Onion? |
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Tue Apr-25-06 12:15 PM
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