John Cornyn reminds me of a: (use your imagination)!

[acmejack]

Especially if you are watching him at the Alito hearing!

[liveoaktx]

1. Conehead

[GrumpyGreg]

2. CEO

[SlipperySlope]

3. Poor Black Child

Ala Steve Martin

[Radio_Lady]

6. Sleazy funeral salesman

[Surya Gayatri]

12. Hey, Lady

I guess great minds think alike!! See post 11! (Wrote that before I read yours) SG ;)

[Radio_Lady]

28. Yes, yes, yes -- I would never think otherwise!

Thanks for your post, Surya Gayatri!



Does he bear some resemblance to the actor John Lithgow?

Hm-m-m...

[0007]

4. John Cornyn is the dumbest son-of-a-bitch in the state of Texas

and if Jeff Sessions move to Texas it would be a dead heat for these half-wits.

[acmejack]

7. And with Texas' schools that's saying something!

He is one mean mouthed partisan dude for sure. We absolutely have to get rid of this fool in what, 2010? when he is up for reelection. I should live so long, hell, I just hope all the rest of you manage to!

[0007]

23. Cornyn may go down in the Jack Abramoff Indian scam.

Remember he played a large role with Ralph Reed.

[hobbit709]

8. Wrong!

He's only the 2nd dumbest. Goodhair's got him beat by about a half inch.

[0007]

21. I stand to be corrected. Now I know why they made you boss,

[Warpy]

5. He's in the same mold as Stupid, Reagan, and a whole load

of GOP front men: stupid, malleable, incurious, and lazy enough to be led around by corporate honchos.

He's really bad news. I wish Texans would wake the hell up and get rid of him.

[sallyseven]

10. He is a dumb ass poop head. My grand son said,

[Jane Austin]

9. Major __ de Coverly, from Catch-22.

n/t

[Surya Gayatri]

11. Of a smarmy funeral director

selling the highest priced coffin to a family on welfare. SG

[shance]

13. Horse trader?

Used car salesman?

[tularetom]

14. Guy who likes to prance around

in women's underwear on the weekends.

[Oceansaway]

15. pimple on the asshole of life.....

aka.....a piece of human shit.....

[dogday]

17. One that needs to be popped

amen ....

[TheWebHead]

16. Anyone else see Cornyn squirm after accidently saying "Scalito"?

He then had to crawl out of his self-dug hole... Pretty funny.

[peekaloo]

22. LOL!!!!!

what a douchebag that Cornholio.

[saltpoint]

18. -- of a man who has sold his soul to corporate devils.

The transaction is a long-ago one, dusty and faded, but with long-range consequences in the current Congress.

There's a dangerous, uninformed quality to him, a willful detachment from the truth that's battling in his thick skull for supremacy with a glob of nerves that induce arrogance and over-confidence.

He has the stride of somebody who owns the property and taxes the disenfranchised to pay for basic services, while denying them their humanity in the bargain. Or the guy who owns both the mine and the mine store, which he stocks with absurdly over-priced essentials that suck workers' pay back into his own pockets.

Power-monger. Pinch-spirited. Corporate reptile. Establishment lizard.

__
edit: sp.

[acmejack]

25. This is a mighty fine post OC!

I really admire the way you think! Your description of John "A Legend In His Own Mind" Cornyn is populistically perfect and that's a good thing!

[saltpoint]

26. Hi to you, acmejack.

I thank you for the kind words, but you ain't done bad yourself neither! Your thinking on Cornyn sounds like it's right-on, and right-on for a long time before I ever heard of the guy. But wow -- once I started following that Texas Senate race, I thought to myself, "Jeez -- this guy is frightening."

Well by god, you hang in there, and all good wishes to you. Hope to bump into you again on DU.

[pop goes the weasel]

19. box turtle n/t

[spanone]

20. Typical, tight-assed, self-righteous, corporate loving republican.

[chaumont58]

24. One of the left bloggers tags him with the old Beavus and Butthead

line: he is now Senator John Cornholeyo. It fits.

[GOPisEvil]

27. A hypocritical, pandering gasbag.

Wait - that's what he actually is.

He reminds me of a human being, but only physically.

[Cocoa]

29. a non-funny John Lithgow