"It was either go to the liquor store or fill up my F350.

[Sub Atomic]

I guess I'll be driving on fumes for the next couple of days."

-Actual quote heard at lunchtime.

:rofl:

[tocqueville]

1. maybe it's cheaper to fill the F350 at the liquor store

and drive safely

[xchrom]

2. there's some cheap ass bourbon out there that should do the trick.

[Jack from Charlotte]

4. Yes. Cheaper to pour single malt scotch in the tank than gas. My I suggest

Isle of Jura, a smokey yet smooth single malt. Your car will love it. Costs about $32 a .75 litre.

[KansDem]

3. Well, to paraphrase the "Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers"

Liquor will get you through times of little gas better than gas will get you through times of little liquor."

[MissB]

5. Priorities.

[physioex]

6. Ohhhh.... The Pain

Have you suggested that he try making moonshine at home. That way he can have his cake and eat it too...... :)

[DBoon]

7. it's not "moonshine"

it's "bio-ethanol"