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Tue Apr-25-06 05:10 PM
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What do you think God will say to * when he dies? |
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I can't judge this myself, but I'm sure it will at least start with "George, we need to talk..."
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:11 PM
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1. "Dude, you guys were WAYYY off!" n/t |
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:11 PM
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.....Bush ain't going to heaven....and it's questionable if Satan will even take him......:evilgrin:
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:12 PM
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7. Like in that one South Park |
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where Satan gets fed up with Saddam and kicks him out of hell, so he goes to heaven where he is totally miserable.
Bush would probably be much happier in hell, anyway. It's his model of what he wants America to look like.
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:11 PM
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:12 PM
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wasn't my voice you were listening to...'
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:12 PM
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5. Even you are forgiven - - dammit. |
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:12 PM
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6. GO TO HELL, WHISTLE-ASS. |
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:13 PM
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:13 PM
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9. I'm not sure about God, but St. Peter will say... |
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You're in the wrong place, buddy! Access denied!
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:13 PM
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10. Ha! If there is a heaven and a God ... Georgie still wouldn't meet him |
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:14 PM
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11. Does the Anti-Christ Die?? |
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I was always under the impression that he didn't.
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:15 PM
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12. Reincarnation: come back as a chicken |
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one of those high egg producing chickens, make him "free range" where he gets access to a rooster.
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:16 PM
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13. Because in Heaven, we won't meet.. |
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Edited on Tue Apr-25-06 05:17 PM by Ecumenist
You evil murderer will bear the heat and because will always be too hot, you won't have a damn thing to hit the spot!!:grr:
By the way, say hey to Fallwell, Dobson and Ralphie for me, ya hear?
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:16 PM
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14. "And Yet Again You Went Completely Off Track. Hell Is Thataway --->" |
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:18 PM
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15. "Sorry George, You're not quite ready for Nirvana yet" |
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Edited on Tue Apr-25-06 05:19 PM by shadowknows69
"You need a little more time on Terra to grow as a soul. You've been scheduled to be reincarnated as a black, gay, female, homeless person. Have a good time."
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:19 PM
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17. I'm not certain that * |
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will even have that audience, as I think he will most likely go straaaiiiight to hello? Hello? Is this thing on?
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:20 PM
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18. "George, I've told you again and again, we have no WMD's!" |
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:21 PM
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19. George, you obviously need caller ID - that wasn't me you were talking to. |
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:23 PM
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20. he will say bwhahahaha you think you are getting in here? bwhahahahaha |
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bwahahahhahahahahahahaha
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:24 PM
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21. "Wrong address. Try down there..." |
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:26 PM
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:29 PM
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23. whatever you did to the least of my brothers, you did to me |
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I was the small child crying in that darkened cell that you would not let talk to his parents, I was that canadian snatched at an airport on a stopover while he was on vacation, I was that old lady in a wheelchair in a darkened stadium dying of thirst, I was that young mother begging for water for her dying baby, I was them all.
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:34 PM
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You hit it on the head, MissWaverly. He has no soul. What a pathetic human being.
Peace.
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:48 PM
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Here's a quote from the Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, you really have to read it, it's become so Hollywoodized that it's message is lost.
"But you were always a good man of business, Jacob" faltered Scrooge..."Business", cried the ghost..."Mankind was my business. The common welfare was my business...the dealings of my trade were but a drop of water, in the comprehensive ocean of my business."
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:37 PM
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32. That's it. He'll review all the times * stuck his nose |
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in the air and passed by those in need.
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:51 PM
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38. not only that but every meaness, every act of spite will be felt |
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Since God is love, he is not that, God is not the snarky remark, the petty payback, one-upping someone, causing someone to fail, none of this is his work.
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:31 PM
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...because there is no god.
Can we stop playing these silly games now?
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:36 PM
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29. Ya know if you're an atheist |
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maybe you shouldn't even post in a thread specifically about GOD. Just a thought.
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:37 PM
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31. If you'll stop judging me based on YOUR beliefs, sure. |
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Edited on Tue Apr-25-06 05:38 PM by Clark2008
You sound as intolerant of other peoples' beliefs as a fundie.
PS. I think this is a delightfully funny thread - and not nearly so overburdeoning with all the awfulness going on so I can relax after work.
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:41 PM
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33. I don't judge anybody based on my beliefs. |
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I just don't see what you add to a discussion about God, even a satirical one if you just pop in to say there isn't one. As far as judging people you're the one who basically called people who believe "silly". Peace
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Tue Apr-25-06 06:19 PM
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48. Oh - I wasn't posting to you. |
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I was posting to Mr. "We're Playing Games Because We're Discussing God" up there.
Sorry you misunderstood. :hi:
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Tue Apr-25-06 06:58 PM
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Edited on Tue Apr-25-06 06:59 PM by shadowknows69
thanks for being on my side lol. Guess I need to read user names. Duh.
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:33 PM
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25. Yeah, as if GOD is gonna see him then. |
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GOD saw him every day of his LIFE. And every day, he had the option of seeing GOD.
He had his chance, and he blew it.
GOD is a very busy entity, and a WISE one. He doesn't waste time quibbling with people who are more truly lost to the DarkSide than his favorite torch-bearer ever was.
GOD has a pretty full plate these days with the whole "Flying Spahetti Monster" thing moving in on his territory... he just doesn't have time to waste blathering with an absoulutely SOULLESS animated sack of meat and bone like GW Bush.
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:33 PM
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26. He / She wouldn't talk to * |
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God, "Pete you let another shit like that past gates and your job is over." St. Pete, "He snuck in when I was talking to some of the flood victims." God, "Like I care .... his picture was posted through out the check in area .... under access denied. Now get him the hell out of here. Got that?" St. Pete, "Yes, God ..... now george get your ass moving ...... you and Pat Robertson have elevator rides down to hell."
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:35 PM
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28. Want to see where i put Cheney. n/t |
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:36 PM
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30. "You've gotta be shitting me! Take the Down staircase punk!" |
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"Who ever told you that I approve of you and your ways."
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:42 PM
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34. Don't let the door hit you where I split you!!!! |
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:50 PM
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37. I think, He's gonna say, |
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"Botacito (Little Boots), you gotta lotta 'splaning to do."
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:51 PM
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39. "George, let's get this straight...I'M the decider..." eom |
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:58 PM
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Tue Apr-25-06 05:59 PM
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41. "I hope you brought sunblock!" |
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Tue Apr-25-06 06:06 PM
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42. "George, you and Pat Robertson are wrong... |
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I did say Adam and Steve."
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Tue Apr-25-06 06:07 PM
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43. GOD?!! - Bush will be with Hitler, Manson, Damler and those guys! |
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Tue Apr-25-06 06:07 PM
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44. You've done a heckuva job, George, thanks --for |
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teaching my American children more about the wages of sin than ministers of the church could. The Americans had sold their souls to the other side. :evilfrown:I wasn't getting through to them.
If Judas could be doing the will of God, could Dubya?
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Tue Apr-25-06 06:08 PM
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45. You ARE the weakest link..Goodbyeee |
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Tue Apr-25-06 06:08 PM
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46. "No, I won't 'scoot aside'" |
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Tue Apr-25-06 06:10 PM
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47. With apologies to the Mighty Mighty Bosstones... |
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"You made your bed, that's where you lie No Pearly Gates when you die I tried to teach, you didn't learn You're going down, you're gonna burn"
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