A fistful of CAPTIONs

[underpants]

[mfeher71]

1. #1

"Scotty, that's enough already...you've been up my ass for far too long, now GIT."

[LuckyLib]

2. Jeezuz, Scottie, you can't even manage "No comment" or "That's currently

under investigation."

[DS1]

3. Your retirement gift is up my ass

You can get it only have you ask permission.

[underpants]

4. Oh thank you sir

[skip fox]

5. W. is "thinking": "Look at all these morons! . . . They got nothing better

to do than ask questions. . . . Everybody else has to find answers, but that seems just TOO GOOD for all these a**holes! . . . Why the hell do they think they're better than anyone else? . . . We all gotta get something done, and all they do is sit and ask all day. . . . I know! . . . I'll outsource the press. . . . Hell, it might not be popular for a few day, but it'll blow over . . . After all, I've been right about everything else!"

[Rocknrule]

6. "Oh no, I've gone and soiled myself again"

[Kerrytravelers]

7. Mmmm.... that's the G-spot. Good job, Scotty!

[Jigarotta]

8. background text:

The Shites
Willing to Crap all over you.

[madmom]

9. Gee Scotty, is that thumb a little swollen today?

[madinmaryland]

10. Heh-heh-heh

Scottie: I finally wedgied him:

W: Dammit Scottie, I thought I told you not to do that!