Coulter's new column title today: "It's Hard Out Here for a Pump."

[Faygo Kid]

Or to get one. Or for a hump, if that is a misspelling. I will leave further Freudian interpretations to my wise and thoughtful DU colleagues. The rest of the article is the usual incoherent rubble. http://www.anncoulter.com/cgi-local/welcome.cgi

Comment, please.

[Kerrytravelers]

1. Perhaps ms. coulter should speak to her beloved idiot son of an asshole.

[DesertRat]

2. Can't stand her!

I only made it through the first paragraph before I had to :puke:

[Tiggeroshii]

3. There's a new movie coming out in june that focuses

on the 6/6/06 date and a superstitious scenario. It's main supporters for that movie, which will be released on June 6, are a number of satanic cults and Anne Coulter.

[Drum]

4. Is Coulter implying that she's speaking from experience?

Was she, as they say, "the town pump" (in yesteryear's slang for promiscuity)?

[Faygo Kid]

6. Indeed. Ann is a hidden story that is not exactly family values.

She does very well for herself, financially, and is not stupid. How could someone be that venal, yet profess herself to be a Christian? Well, she's not the only one. Except she is the first to come out with a book (6/6/06; wonder why?) that accuses liberals of being Godless sinners. She is more than willing to cast the first stone. She wants the uproar; there will be one, mark my words.

[KeepItReal]

5. I am totally offended by that graphic...

...Ann Coulter is in no way *nearly* that fine.

:mad:

[Faygo Kid]

7. Love your avatar!

Joe Cool. Too cool. Thanks for that one.

[laheina]

19. Someone photoshopped out her adam's apple. nt

[iamahaingttta]

8. "And mind you, this was before we knew...

...(Al) Gore was clinically insane. Back then we thought he was just a double-talking stuffed shirt who seemed kind of gay..."

How has this woman managed to survive this long? I just read that article, and it's just crazy talk! It's "hypnotic writing" meant to put the reader into a trance and suggestive state. In fact, her kind of writing is designed to NOT make any sense, thereby leaving the reader open to contradictions and susceptible to doing crazy things. Such as voting Republican!

[guinivere]

9. Oh I am so glad you said that.

I plowed through that "article" and couldn't make heads or tails of it. :crazy:

I don't know about hypnotic. Confusing and boring, more like.

[iamahaingttta]

13. It's hypnotic...

...to the people who agree with her. Confusing and boring to the rest of us!

[Rex]

10. Wow, Ann finally told the truth.

She is a pump! I bet more men (Cheney & Rummy) have touched Ann than my local gas stations pump 'handle'! :evilgrin:

[Ikonoklast]

11. Can someone please explain to me why is it that whenever

I see or hear anything that has to do with that hateful wraith, I always seem to hear the theme music from "The Crying Game" being played?

[TheCowsCameHome]

12. Love those hot selling $1 conservative books on her site.

Worth every cent, and still cheaper than firewood.

[Drum]

16. save the forests. nt

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. So, go out there and DU her yahoo clumn into the dust.

1000 1 star ratings oughta do it. :)

[AlCzervik]

15. hmm, i could take that as her refering to herself as a pump, the town or

in her case the party pump.

[Drum]

17. exactly....

a party currency: the KeggerAnn

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[DanCa]

20. Why is Ann Coulter like a pizza?

Because she's flat and cheesy and when she finally comes it's cold and unfulfilling.