What wil Fox's headline be when Bush leaves office?

[Rocknrule]

While everyone else in the world is partying like it's 1999, what will be the state of things at GOPTV?

[AlCzervik]

1. "A nation weeps"

[acmavm]

19. as in "Weeps for JOY"!!!!

[Kolesar]

2. Welcome back, Tony Snow!!

[Crankie Avalon]

3. "TIME FOR US TO GET REAL JOBS"

[Ian David]

4. Dental Records Confirm Body in Bunker is George W. Bush n/t

[babylonsister]

11. ROFL! nt

[warrens]

5. Selfish, Christian-loathing nation gets what it deserves nt

[Lib Grrrrl]

24. You Won't Have Old Georgie To Kick Around Anymore....

(shades of Nixon, for those old enuff to remember)

[Rocknrule]

6. God leaves America, Satan in control now

[Tummler]

7. "President Bush, Popular as Ever, Resigns Honorably"

"... Hounded Out of Office by Angry Democrats, Bush Plans to Spend More Time with Family."

[meegbear]

8. President Hillary prepares human sacrifice for first act as president

[mr_hat]

9. Dem's complete putsch. Your money and the Lord Jesus next.

[Kerrytravelers]

10. Jesus has left the building. And this just in... hold on to your Bibles.

They will soon all be burned along with the faith in Amrikkka.

[SteppingRazor]

12. Rising crescendo of patriotic music as the headline appears:

"A Hero Returns Home."


Hours later, CNN reports that hospitals are filling up as millions seem to have all gotten acute nausea at the same time.

[the other one]

13. Mission Accomplished!

sorry, I just threw up in my mouth a little...

[in_cog_ni_to]

14. "WHO WILL FEED US OUR PROPAGANDA NOW?"

:cry: "WHERE WILL OUR NEWS COME FROM?"

Hopefully, FAUX PROPAGANDA NETWORK will go belly-up when Dems are in power.

[Gregorian]

15. He can't kick US around anymore.

There is just so much more likening to Nixon that I ever imagined.

[Bob3]

16. "GOP talks Impeachment of incoming Al Gore Administration"

Or some such nonsense. If you remember folks were referring to the Clinton Presidency as a failure even before the man took the oath of office.

[wakeme2008]

17. GOD has left the WH

:grr:

[KyndCulture]

18. Bush takes extended vacation.

[DRoseDARs]

20. "We're currently experiencing some technical difficulties..."

"...Our printer keeps jamming because everyone here is trying to put together their resumes."

[KansDem]

21. "A Nation Endures Buzzkill" (eom)

[gordianot]

22. National Emergency requires Bush remain in office for the duration.

There are so many legal issues they can never leave.

[DRoseDARs]

23. "The aspens have turned. Jack Frost is nipping at our exposed asses." n/t

[Initech]

25. "American media and business have been re-regulated, Fox News goes off air

[godhatesrepublicans]

26. "Word ends tomorrow, start hoarding gold & canned food!!!"

[Rocknrule]

27. America loses war on terror

[DUgosh]

28. Enjoying extended vacation in Crawford

[newportdadde]

29. Will Jeb be able to carry on his brothers legacy?

[ronnykmarshall]

30. The Gays Take Over America!

[Yavin4]

31. Bush's Arraignment Is Scheduled for Next Monday

He will be tried for treason.

[Ganja Ninja]

32. Bush leaves office amid cheering & a thunderous ovation!

They just won't mention the cheers are because he's leaving.

[rpgamerd00d]

33. "Duke Lacrosse Case Takes New Twist" ...

You KNOW they won't even COVER it.

[Hubert Flottz]

34. Hopefully they will all be getting ready for the War Crimes Trials

That they are being tried at too, along with Bushco.

[Rob H.]

35. "Greatest President in the History of the Universe Leaves Office"

C'mon, it is Fox, after all. They have to get in at least one more sloppy kiss on Dubya's pasty backside, right?

[formerrepuke]

36. "College coed/cheerleader/beauty queen MISSING!"