FEMA Report Recommends Dismantling Bush Administration

[uppityperson]

http://www.thespeciousreport.com/2006/06060427fema.html

YOU'RE DOING A HECK OF A JOB, DUBYA
April 27, 2006
Washington, DC | The Federal Emergency Management Agency has released a report suggesting the current Executive Branch of government be completely scrapped.

The 800-plus-page FEMA report is the most up-to-date inquiry into President Bush's catastrophic shortcomings, documenting his weak and ineffective leadership with over 8600 instances of incompetence, hypocrisy, dishonestly, cronyism and corruption.

The report stresses, "This administration is in shambles and beyond repair. It is ill-prepared to respond to pretty much anything and should be abolished immediately."

Examples cited include:

- Rushing to war in Iraq based on phony intelligence, and the inept planning for and continued mishandling of that war
- Skyrocketing federal deficits and wasteful government contracts
- An inability to address looming Social Security and health care problems
- Shameful mismanagement of the Katrina disaster that continues to this day
- Giving only feeble, disingenuous lip service to address increasing fuel prices

The report concludes, "The only real skill this President has ever demonstrated is the ability to win elections by a small fraction. But, since he can't run for another term, this lone talent is now obsolete."

[Shilohtd16]

1. if that is in any way true

it is freaking awesome, funny either way though.

[havocmom]

2. Heck of an idea

:rofl:

[merh]

3. ROFLMA

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:hug:

[havocmom]

5. merh, did ya go to the home page and check out the index?

Whadda hoot! Bookmarked cuz there are days when we need a good laugh!

[merh]

12. I saw it and I have followed your lead and bookmarked it as well.

It is perfect for those times when laughs are needed! :hi:

:hug:

[uppityperson]

9. Hi, glad to help you laugh.

[merh]

11. ;)

thanks so much! :thumbsup:

:hug:

[Blaze Diem]

4. HA...Oh Please can't we circulate it to some press agency somewhere..

Realizing that sooner or later it will be called a hoax, a terrible joke to play on a sitting Pretzeldent, or whatever...
Maybe Jon Stewart can have a go at this..
Its the best...

Thanks for the laugh.

Funnier yet..it could very possibly be true!!

[havocmom]

7. email it to Rita Crosby?

We want her outta broadcasting ;)

[Blaze Diem]

10. Can someone infiltrate Freepville and post this!

Post under "Breaking News"..then run

[sinkingfeeling]

6. I like this one better than the other one!

[Blaze Diem]

8. I think we should send it to Senator Wyden..he could use a good laugh toda

After all he did for us in the Senate today, we could at least offer him a humorous respite.

Man, there's GOT to be a magazine somewhere that would print this...
just for laughs, I mean..(ahem)