Caption the Village Idiot

[DoYouEverWonder]

You see that hose? Just take a huff, you'll feel real good, I promise ya.

[Lautremont]

1. I for one welcome our new Dalek masters. (nt)

[LSparkle]

2. Let me see if I have this straight -- first you push the grade you want

and then you connect the hose to ... Wait, let me start over.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

3. You may not know this, but some people use that box to pump this stuff

called "gas" into one of these here cars. Of course I ain't never pumped my own gas and Air Force One is my SUV.

[Faygo Kid]

4. This how Saddam posed for that statue we pulled down - wait a minute. . .

[LuckyLib]

5. I know you think $3.10 is a high price for gas, but the oil industry

does hard work! It's hard to pump and refine oil! Hard!

[DoYouEverWonder]

6. Excuse me Mame?

Would you like me to check your oil?

[Hubert Flottz]

7. "And then the Space Man tells the gas pump again, take me to...

your Leader!"

[rzemanfl]

8. These fuckers will go right up to $9.99 a gallon without any

modifications.

[screembloodymurder]

9. That there box is why we're in Iraq.

It's what America stands for...understand?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

10. "And with this machine. you and yours are screwed in perpituity!" n/t

[acmavm]

11. Yes, and if it weren't for the fact that my Daddy is a rich crooked man,

I'd be too dumb to be using one of these here things. Luckily Daddy is rich and I've never had to try to figure it out.

[AlCzervik]

12. "I'm whatcha call the hoser, you're the hosee, hehehe"

[Lefty48197]

13. WTF? My pal Bubba is a hard workin' 'merican. Why you chargin' $3.10?

Ha Ha. Just kidding.