Twitch14
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Thu Apr-27-06 10:44 PM
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Creationism proves God is a woman |
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Follow me on this one. Creationism says that God created us to be the pinnacle of creation. If so, God must be a woman, because no man would design testicles the way they are.
Yes, this thought did come to me after playing jump-up with my 2-year old daughter, after which my wife thought it was *soooo* amusing that my face was turning three shades of red......
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Thu Apr-27-06 10:46 PM
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1. well that's one counter to the notion of "intelligent design".... |
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Thu Apr-27-06 10:48 PM
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Thu Apr-27-06 11:11 PM
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3. "."? Ohhhh... you mean menstruation. |
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Why not "on the rag," "the Red River Blues," "kitty has a nosebleed," "Game Day for the Crimson Tide," "communists in the summer house," "riding the cotton pony," "trolling for vampires," "wounded clam," "planting cotton," "monthly curse," "girl time," "clean-up on aisle one," "Aunt Flow's in town," "leak week," "Red Rider's revenge," "too wet to plow," "riding the crimson wave," or "The Curse"??
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Thu Apr-27-06 11:42 PM
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4. your plethora of phrases astounds me! |
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I'm a girl, and I hadn't heard of half of those! :rofl:
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Fri Apr-28-06 12:41 AM
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7. I couldn't even begin to list all the euphemisms the women in my family |
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... and the women friends I've had would use for menstruation. The strangest thing to me is how few would merely say "menstruating." I wonder about that kind of thing. (I need to get a life, I know.) We have perfectly usable words for body parts and bodily functions - I wonder why we don't just use them. (I doubt much of it is a secret.) :shrug:
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Thu Apr-27-06 11:43 PM
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Fri Apr-28-06 12:12 AM
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6. "a rose by any other name..." and all that |
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but really, someone wants to suggest that a "woman" designed this? I don't think so.
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