ChavezSpeakstheTruth
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Fri Apr-28-06 07:32 AM
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Bush wants to raise fuel efficiency standards and my irony meter explodes! |
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Fri Apr-28-06 07:34 AM
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1. how are his true believers going to doublethink this one. |
LisaLynne
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Fri Apr-28-06 07:38 AM
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2. You have to read between the lines. |
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It's just doublespeak (otherwise known as lying) like "Clear Skies" (Let's make it easier for companies to pollute), "Leave no Child Behind" (Let's make sure nobody gets an education) and "Healthy Forests" (What forest? To have a forest, you have to have more than one tree standing ...).
He's probably actually going to start making car companies make cars that have to have four tanks just to get down the block.
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Fri Apr-28-06 07:45 AM
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4. Of course it is - I'm just amazed that people can report on this without |
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laughing or without heavy amounts of sarcasm.
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Fri Apr-28-06 08:41 AM
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I can't even believe * can say this stuff without totally losing it. Maybe that's what the smirk is about. It's really a supressed belly laugh of scorn on anyone who would even listen to him!
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Fri Apr-28-06 07:38 AM
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3. Flip-Flop.....Didn't he do away with the fuel standards when he came.... |
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Fri Apr-28-06 07:51 AM
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so his oil company friends can go broke.
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Thtbbbththhbtphhppptthhh...
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Fri Apr-28-06 08:35 AM
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6. King George's fuel edict! |
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This is beyond comedy at this point. Now we should give the idiot absolute authority to set fuel efficiency standards!!
"It'll work like this, see; the big SUV's need more gas, see? Their tanks are bigger. Now, I'm a uniter, not a decider - I'm mean a divider - and a problem-solver! So all of the folks united with a "W" sticker on their SUV will have unlimited access at the pumps. Now those older cars burn too much gas, so anyone driving an older car, without the "W" sticker can gas up on Tuesday's only. This way we'll all be uniting to make the United States of America a fuel efficient country.That'll solve the problem, cause I'm a problem-solver."
This just keeps getting more wackier than our imaginations can keep up with.
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Fri Apr-28-06 08:44 AM
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And the fact that they're scrambling to pass all these energy laws, when they just signed the "Landmark" Energy Bill NINE FRIGGIN' MONTHS AGO!!! Yeah, my head is exploding too! http://www.lightupthedarkness.org/blog/
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