See, ya gotta act Presidential, and I have 2 new advisors

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

to help me with this. I tell ya, next to me, these guys are almost experts.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

1. Read my lips, I did not have sex with that terrorist

See, guys! I can do it.

[Olney Blue]

2. Dadya doesn't look too proud of Dumbya.

[nytemare]

4. Daddy was a fair to midland president.

Good Commander in Chief, because he listened to the folks who knew what they were doing.

Poor on understanding the American people, the economy, and pretty much everything else.

In every category, he was 10 times better than his evil spawn. I hate his uppity witch of a wife much more than I can imagine hating him. Funny, with his son, it is opposite.

[DS1]

3. But I'm a war president, see?

They never fought through a war, I did, see... uncomfortable pause in front of selected audience...

We will not fight battles the way we did before 9/11! *applause* Instead, we'll fight a different kind of war. *applause* The kind of war where we send our kids into combat zones damn well knowing that some of them will get killed/maimed/paralyzed/deafened/blinded by explosives we didn't bother to secure.

I'm a war president. I can't believe anyone would or could question this, so I won't take any. Oh, Daddy says I should bend on that stem-cell thing, but I'm not going to burn in hell for his opinion.

[Olney Blue]

5. Clinton still can't figure out how the chimp got there.

[guinivere]

6. Clinton looks like he wants to smack the shrubbery. nt

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

7. Clinton to 41.... DId he really just say that?

41 back... shit, I don't know.... I miss AF1, you?