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goodboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 09:44 PM
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WHAT YOU MEAN TO ME, RUSH, IN YOUR TIME OF NEED.
Edited on Fri Apr-28-06 09:45 PM by goodboy
YOU ARE A:

cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit!!!

DON'T DROP THE SOAP CHUBBY...
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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 09:48 PM
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1. Now c'mon, is that any way to treat a
cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit?

Oh, wait. Yes, it is!

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goodboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 10:10 PM
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7. hallelujia! HOLY SHIT! Where's the tylenol!
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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 10:23 PM
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12. l'il Groundhog Day response for ya there, dude!
:)
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Savannah Progressive Donating Member (272 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 09:50 PM
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2. Remember he did three hours being booked and bailed out.
It was part of the plea deal, if he drops the soap, the worst that can happen is he slips in the shower and breaks a bone. We didn't get him, he slipped right between our fingers.
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bluerum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 10:02 PM
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3. If I catch him kissing my dog I'm gonna shoot him. nt
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 10:05 PM
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4. But, but, but------- hey Rush, the charges are being DROPPED, right? n/t
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Erika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 10:13 PM
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9. No
the charges won't be dropped until November 2007. Rushbot has to show he can continue controlling himself and keeping the laws of the land. This is so funny. The right wingers worship a doper. But we knew they were never rational in the first place.
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Octafish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 10:08 PM
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5. Rush does drugs to ease the pain of his draft-dodging anal cyst days.
Coward.
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Erika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 10:18 PM
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11. Hey, he, like Cheney, W, couldn't serve in Vietnam
They all had higher concerns. In Rushbo's case, it was lower concerns.
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 10:08 PM
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6. Holy shit!!!???!!!
where's the Tylenol???
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goodboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 10:13 PM
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8. You know what I think?
I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 10:17 PM
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10. And when Santa squeezes his fat ass down that chimney tonight,
he's going to find the hap-hap-happiest bunch of assholes this side of the loony bin!
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northofdenali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 10:30 PM
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13. You forgot asshole.
:rofl: What a tribute to Rush!
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