I no longer communicate with al qaeda by telephone anyway...

[mopaul]

i'm way ahead of the game, i use strictly hand signals and encrypted emails to talk to all my al qaeda buddys, that and direct telepathic messages, which cannot be tapped or traced.

and they wonder why they're losing the war on terror.

[acmavm]

1. I agree. Those long distance charges and the poor phone service

just make it too much trouble.

Try smoke signals.

[Kindigger]

2. Message in a bottle

.

[0007]

3. Smoke signals may make a come back.

[mopaul]

4. carrier pigeons and little tiny mirrors work well too

also arrows with notes attached

[obreaslan]

6. Watch out, I found out my Carrier Pigeon has been tapped....

[mopaul]

7. my pigeon's carry a self destruct mechanism

and can double as avian bombs of mass destruction. it's 'cheep'er.

[Twist_U_Up]

5. I use a reflective device.

I flicker secret code, and for more local contacts I use cans and a string, but I think the cia tapped into my line not to long ago.

[Binka]

35. Peyton's Boots Pick Up A Really Good Signal

[mopaul]

36. please! give us all a cuteness alert

this much cuteness in the morning is almost too much for me. god what an adorable kid.

[Binka]

37. Triple XXX Cuteness Alert

[WernhamHogg]

8. I use highly sophisticate hand written notes:

"Is the match going to begin tomorrow?

___Yes ___No ___Maybe"


They still haven't cracked my secret code.

[shaniqua6392]

9. I meet with my al qaeda friends

at Burger King every Wednesday so we can plan our next move AND have a whopper at the same time.

[mopaul]

10. it's osama behind that burger king mask in the commercials

[shaniqua6392]

12. Yes. It's true.

He loves to see what it is like for Americans to work cooking greasy food and get $5.15 an hour. He thinks it is so funny that the first burger we sell pays our wage for the hour and the company gets all of the profits after that! They envy us for our freedoms.

[Clark2008]

22. That explains why he's as tall as King Kong in one of those

commercials!! :7

Osama's a tall boy!

[ComerPerro]

11. telepathy is really the best option

[meegbear]

13. I use interpretive dance ...

Hah! The feds are such FOOLS!

[mopaul]

14. here's a cryptic al qaeda message for you...

[meegbear]

20. Hmmm ... either the dirty bomb attack in Topeka is proceeding ...

or it's a FAB-U-LOUS day in Bora Bora.

[WernhamHogg]

15. Has anyone else

Has anyone else tried sending them messages via St. Bernard?

[Broke In Jersey]

16. You realize that you are now on the 'watched' list

for even commenting on this.

Beware......they are watching us.......

[Rhiannon12866]

27. That's what my Freeper mother believes.

She thinks because I do things like post on DU and sign petitions that I'm some kind of subversive, and that the FBI is going to show up at the door, any minute, to haul me away! And she doesn't even know about the candlelight vigils I've attended! I'm the real threat to national security!:eyes:

Welcome to DU, Broke In Jersey! It's great to have you with us!:bounce:

Rhiannon:hi:

[Bridget Burke]

17. Osama NEVER returned my calls....

We're through!

[Binka]

34. Were You Calling The Fat One Or The Skinny One?

I hear the fat one is really lousy in the sack.

[Beetwasher]

18. Carrier Pigeons are the Only Way to go

Anything else is Un-American.

[kskiska]

19. I just wish they'd quit calling

when I'm eating.

[EFerrari]

21. They send my messages through Scott McClellan.

Too bad those stupid reporters won't shut up. He hardly gets a word in edgewise.

[Rhiannon12866]

24. Poor guy is forced to repeat himself, over and over and over...

Just to get his message across. But you've got to give him credit for staying on message and never, ever giving an inch...:silly:

[Mossadeq]

23. Oh boy

This shit is funny

[Rhiannon12866]

25. Welcome to DU, Mossadeq!

It's great to have you with us!:toast:

And we may take our politics pretty seriously, but that doesn't mean we can't have fun with it!:rofl:

Rhiannon:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

26. I have taken to using smoke signals

The NSA just cannot crack the code.

[Rhiannon12866]

28. I'm not afraid! Skywriting is the only way to go for me!

[Swamp Rat]

29. You could use carrier pigeon

:D

Baldrick: Speaking, sir, speaking, there's a pigeon in our trench!

George: Ah, now, this'll be it! (goes outside) Yes, it's one of the King's carrier pigeons.

(all go outside)

Baldrick: No, it isn't, that pigeon couldn't carry the King! Hasn't got a tray or anything.

Edmund: Hands, revolver please.

George: Oh now, sir, you really shouldn't do this you know!

Edmund: Come on George, with 50,000 men getting killed a week who's going to miss a pigeon? (shoots the pigeon dead)

George: Well, not you, obviously, sir.

Edmund: In any case, it's scarcely a court martial offence. Get plucking, Baldrick.

Baldrick: Alright, sir. Look, it's got a little ring 'round it's leg, there's a novelity!

George: Oh really, is there a paper hat as well?

Baldrick: No, but there's a joke. Read it out, sir.

George: It's a bit charred. Something something at once..PS, due to communication crisis, the shooting of carrier pigeons is now a court-martial offence. I don't see what's so funny about that, sir.

Edmund: That's not funny, it's deadly serious, we're in trouble. So, I shall eat the evidence for lunch and if anyone asks you any questions at all, we didn't receive any messages and we definitely did not shoot this plump breasted pigeon.

[mopaul]

30. ee ee. eeee eeee ee eeeeeee ee e. eeeee.eee eee ee eeeee

[Swamp Rat]

31. .- .-.. .-.. ... -..- ... - . -- ... --. --- .-.-.-

;)

[Binka]

32. I Always Use Blonde Spies They LOVE It

Little Blonde Spy



Big Blonde Spy

[mopaul]

33. here's the latest al qaeda communication gizmo!

[LynneSin]

38. I've found this handy hat actually better transmits our messages

[meganmonkey]

39. Once they figure out how to bug telepathic communication

We are in serious trouble :scared:

[FearofFutility]

40. And don't forget Project X

They'll never be able to infiltrate super secret Project X.;)

[Binka]

41. Hush!

Or I may have to take back your decoder ring!

[leesa]

42. Have you burned your old application for Al Qaeda employment?