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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:00 AM
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Of All Colbert's Witty Knocks Tonight, His Attack On Freepers Was The Best
Edited on Sun Apr-30-06 12:03 AM by OPERATIONMINDCRIME
At least to me it was:

"Sir pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid in that glass is my point, but I wouldn't drink it. The last third is usually backwash."

:rofl:

I have never heard a more accurate analogy to those disgusting braindead freepers in my life. Because that is exactly what they are like. They are the germ infested scum filled unappealing and undrinkable last sip in a cup about to be thrown the fuck away.

Colbert nailed their dumb-asses with that one!

He fucking rocked tonight. Balls. Huge fucking balls that guy LOL


On edit, in honor of valerief below: I propose we all on DU start referring to freepers as 'backwash' LOL
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:02 AM
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1. HUGE BALLS! How oddly refreshing!
:toast:
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JI7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:02 AM
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2. that was great, and you know the non laughing whores in the audience
are part of that backwash.
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:02 AM
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3. Yeah, Backwash should be added to the glossary as a
synonym for Freeper.
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:04 AM
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6. I Love It! I Even Added It To My OP.
As often as I can remember I'm going to use that term for them from now on!
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fiveleafclover Donating Member (382 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:39 AM
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18. The backwash of society
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:02 AM
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4. Yes, that one was dead-on
We now have a new word for Freepers: human backwash!
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:03 AM
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5. as I posted in another thread...
I promise from this moment forward I will refer to Freepers as....



wait for it.....













The "Backwash Demographic"

:rofl:




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titoresque Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:06 AM
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8. Gulp....
:spray: :rofl::rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:06 AM
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10. That's Great Too! Now Whenever Someone Asks "Hey, Who Are These 32% That
still support shrubby anyway??"

We just answer "oh, don't mind them, their just the backwash demographic!" :rofl:
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titoresque Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:04 AM
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7. HUUUUUUUUGE BALLS!
:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:06 AM
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9. He had quite a few little asides like that one. Three or four
absolute killers, if you were listening closely.

Sharp as a tack...huge balls...

can we clone him??? :shrug:

I've already volunteered my own reproductive services...
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:07 AM
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13. 3 or 4??? I'd Peg It As 9-10 Easy!
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:07 AM
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11. A NEW NAME FOR FREEPERS - BACKWASH!
sorry for the scream, but, damn . . . .
that was so much better than I could have imagined
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Erika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:07 AM
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12. Those backwash bushbots owe us one heck of an apology
For sticking in an elitist clown like W.
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mondo joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:08 AM
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14. Huzzah! That was the very best of a great performance.
It felt like a historic moment.
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WiseButAngrySara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:09 AM
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15. Oh, that is funny! ....n/t
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:10 AM
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16. Cobert gave us a new name for the freepers: Freeper Backwash!
:rofl:
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FrannyD Donating Member (231 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:37 AM
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17. I thought he was gonna say
the last 1/3 is the kool-aid!!! Wishful thinking, but great just the same.
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