Could We Please Have Some More Colbert Threads?

[QC]

We haven't quite managed to fill the whole front page with threads on the very same subject, much less shut down the whole site. People are still discussing subjects other than Colbert!

Consequently, your Colbert threads are needed.

It will be hard to come up with something that does not duplicate the previous fifty or so duplicates, but I think we can do it.

I have a few suggestions:

1. My Dreamdate With Colbert

2. Colbert: Circumcised or Not? (this will surely get pnwmom's creative juices flowing)

3. Colbert: Boxers or Briefs?

4. If You Were Going to Fix Dinner for Colbert, What Vegetable Course Would You Make?


Surely there must be others, but this should get us started.

[Media_Lies_Daily]

1. Take it to the administrators.

[Gabi Hayes]

2. funny guy, huh?

maybe he could write for the chimp at the next roast?

this has been a VERY uplifting evening for me

tough toenails to you, suzy creamcheese

OP, not you, MLD

[Media_Lies_Daily]

3. Same here, Gabi...took a lot of nerve to do what Colbert did! :-)

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[Gabi Hayes]

8. yep...no tombstone, but I may be headed for the bin. and this is for you!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1062662

[Warren DeMontague]

4. How would you categorize this thread?

Maybe we can have a "not another not another Colbert thread". And then a "not another not another not another Colbert thread".. etc..etc...

because, after all, what's a Saturday Night without a little infinite regress?

[Gabi Hayes]

5. haaaaaaaaaaa!!!!...made me SHNORT!

how can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?

[Warren DeMontague]

6. Xerox a mirror

and you may find out.

[Gabi Hayes]

10. will it work if I just hold a mirror up to a xerox machine?

[Kurovski]

9. If I were married to Stephen Colbert, I wonder how many of his babies

I'd have. and then I'd try to figure out how I could have them, what with both of us being men and all...

It's Colbert's night! The night of the long shiv!

[rucky]

11. What would Claudette Colbert say about this?

[QC]

13. If Stephen Colbert and Claudette Colbert genetically merged,

would he/she have a penis or a shenis?

[Kurovski]

12. Claudette would be proud of her descendant.

And would offer to share an Oscar with Stephen.

[Joe Fields]

14. Welcome to Stephen Colbert's Underground

[Joe Fields]

15. He's funny as hell, but I think this is being a bit overdone.

For crying out loud, I don't see this much unity here on any effort to begin investigations that will lead to impeachment proceedings.

Has anybody here read Carl Bernstein's Vanity Fair article?

[lonestarnot]

16. There you go!