Funniest Freeper reply.......EVER

[JohnnyRingo]

To: All
Wow, this thread is great. This site is great. It has been around so damned long and it is indeed comedy gold. Every damned post here has me in tears from the laughing. But seriously, when are you all going to give up the joke? Hasn't it been going on long enough? A good joke is a good joke, but even the best ones get tired and worn out. You can all stop with these insane sarcastic comments now and no one will think any less of you.



64 posted on 04/30/2006 6:53:47 AM PDT by comedy gold (COMEDY GOLD!)
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[wryter2000]

1. LOL

Has s/he been tombstoned yet? :rofl:

[lonestarnot]

2. hmmmmf. freepers. don't they just make me sick.

[American liberal]

3. scary

"He ought to be ordering half the SOB's in the room arrested and jailed for destroying our nations will to fight. Instead he's partying with them. Not too bright."

These are scary people.

[unpossibles]

8. good thing it's a "free republic"

... where I guess you have to arrest (and torture I assume) any dissenters to keep it free.

:crazy: :wtf:

[pretzel4gore]

13. they won't be that hard to track down

after bush and the plague of locusts gets raided...(btw the freepers truly seem to think Colbert's 'bit' was meant to be 'funny' as if the killer/ringleader wasn't sitting right there! are these guys stoopid, or are they really mentally estranged from common sensibility?)

[AussieDave]

4. "one of the worst attempts at humor I've seen since my second ex wife

threatened suicide.I'm sure the Comedy channel will be getting mail over that one."
billyoblog

from a blogger responding to a critique in a RW blog "The Captain's Quarters".

http://www.captainsquartersblog.com/mt/archives/006875.php

A SECOND ex-wife ?? Boy these Christian family men sure do respect and honor the sanctity of marriage - no wonder they don't want gay people to have it......:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[KingFlorez]

5. Guess Ol' Jim Rob and the Gestapo aren't on it yet

It's still there

[sproutster]

14. LOL I'm dislexic today - Jim Rob read as Rim Job :P Happy Sunday

[pepperbear]

6. this is the one I like the best....

W should refuse to attend such an event, breaking this "tradition" once and for all.


This President has demonstrated that he is absoulutely clueless when it comes to dealing with his domestic enemies on the left, de facto enemy allies in that they are more effective at destroying our will to fight than some smelly one eyed subhuman towelhead camel jockey could ever hope to be.

Hard to believe that it has been less than 5 years since 9/11 and more than half of the population want us out of Iraq and Afghanistan and believe that there were no WMD.

The propaganda of the left has been unbelievably effective, they are running around with straight faces saying Iraq has nothing to do with the WOT, and people are buying into it.

The American left should be assailed by this President, its political leaders shamed and silenced and its propagandists in the press jailed .

Iran knows that the left is its biggest ally and is acting accordingly.

[JuniperLea]

12. My fav too

Unfreakingbelievable! That's some strong Kool Aid!

[LiberalPartisan]

7. This one is classic -

Bush always turns the other check and he ends up getting slapped. You want a special prosecutor to hound my senior advisers in a time of war, sure. He's indicting my guys for trifling nonsense, well he's dignified.

Somebody has to take responsibility for Katrina, let me set the example and do it.

The only ones Bush gets tough with are the Minutemen and his base. For everyone else it's President Doormat.

And this one is precious...

He (Bush) ought to be ordering half the SOB's in the room arrested and jailed for destroying our nations (sic) will to fight. Instead he's partying with them. Not too bright.

[madrchsod]

9. the best post

was of anna--"OK, here.....take a quick look, then get to church"

[TahitiNut]

10. Talk about "A Confederation of Dunces"

:eyes: That Dubya Fan Club resembles nothing more than a swarm of flies circling a dog turd.


The sheer amount of effort invested in spinning Colbert's biting irony as "bombing" is testimony to the number of bomb craters surrounding the naked corpses of the cowardly little emperors marching along in C-czar Disgustsus' entourage.

[MADem]

11. Every time someone posts a thread like this, I VOW not to click

Most times, I abstain. This time, I didn't. Good grief, those people are something else. You've got so many vicious prejudices, all crammed tightly together--and you know what happens when ya put a hundred rodents in a box designed for fifty? They start getting very antisocial:

I wonder who invited that puke ludicrus?
He's the best argument for retroactive abortion i've ever seen.
53 posted on 04/30/2006 6:04:26 AM PDT by taillightchaser (!)

This one wins the bad spelling, AND a moron award:

I saw it the president was great. Kober can take a hike. If he loves the sea hag, so much with his, she just won't stop aaking why we invaded iraq, he should date the ugly. Talk about a farse , but President Bush was his usual self a President I can be so proud of. Kober can go out to the northest wilderness and go find big foot for all I care.
56 posted on 04/30/2006 6:25:36 AM PDT by betsyross1776

But the thread wouldn't be complete without a few more insults and threats of death:

speaking of sleeveless dresses....somebody needs to have a chat with Ann Compton - somebody like Jenny Craig.
Ann's arms looked like Hillary's thighs.
65 posted on 04/30/2006 6:54:08 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Meep Meep)

Colbert was a disgrace...nuff said...hope he dies
73 posted on 04/30/2006 8:00:13 AM PDT by FriendofGW

It really makes your skin crawl!!!!

[Freeusfromthechurch]

15. I have to deal with my friends and family

every day and they all think I'm insane for the way I think. I live in South Carolina of course.