Colbert-free... guaranteed! CAPTION the decider

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

We're Presidentin, and decidin... that's what the Amerikan people hired me to do...















okay, so I lied...

[Warren DeMontague]

1. I'm pleased to announce that I've found two pasty white men who actually

appear to be shorter than I am.

[Sydnie]

3. He must be standing on the mound in Ruggie

to make him taller! :rofl:

[Dr.Phool]

2. Now help me decide.

Which one of these jerk-offs should replace Rover?

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

4. When the very first word is "Colbert," you know you're getting screwed!

[Mira]

5. Decidery accomplished n/t

[Fridays Child]

6. What would happen if a B*sh administration official refused to...

...wear an American flag lapel pin? Is it in the B*sh White House dress code? These people seem to be patently incapable of resisting the temptation to drape themselves in the flag, literally and figuratively.

[serryjw]

7. Help! I have never seen Colbert before

last night! I live on DU or at work. How do I find him on TV. I saw him on 60 MINUTES and he was hilarious

[peekaloo]

9. Comedy Central Mon. through Thur. 11:30PM EST

[serryjw]

11. I'll bite!

WHAT CHANNEL????

[peekaloo]

13. that's basic cable dear.

:D

[serryjw]

14. Not in Denver it's not

I have $13/month basic and it's not on???

[peekaloo]

15. seriously? $13.00? I'm curious, what does that get you?

I found out today that cable carriers in Alabama and Mississippi don't carry Comedy Central due to "questionable" material.

[serryjw]

16. A decent connection!

A bunch of infomercials,C-Span,MSNBC and a few others

[ralps]

12. He's on Comedy Central at 10:30 central time mondays thru fridays I

believe. :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Ksec]

8. and then my Daddy helped me get my very own oil company

which I raped and used like a two bit whore, and then my Daddy helped me get a baseball team...

[BlueJac]

10. I am the Egg Head!!!!

[Richard Steele]

17. "If I see that Coal-Bear guy again, I'm gonna do something STUPID!"

"Hey Karl, scroll down 3 inches..."