Hey, Bill O'Reilly, I Want to Be On Your Enemies List Too! Falafel Falafel

[Stephanie]

Did anyone miss last year's O'Reilly-Falafel story? Here it is again! Revived by ME, in the hopes of making that Enemies List. Come on, Bill! You have a lot more enemies than THAT. What's a girl have to do to get on that list?

List is here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x107069

O'Reilly Hit With Sex Harass Suit
Female Fox coworker details lewd behavior of cable TV star

OCTOBER 13--Hours after Bill O'Reilly accused her of a multimillion dollar shakedown attempt, a female Fox News producer fired back at the TV star today, filing a lawsuit claiming that he subjected her to repeated instances of sexual harassment and spoke often, and explicitly, to her about phone sex, vibrators, threesomes, masturbation, the loss of his virginity, and sexual fantasies. Below you'll find a copy of Andrea Mackris's complaint, an incredible page-turner that quotes O'Reilly, 55, on all sorts of lewd matters. Based on the extensive quotations cited in the complaint, it appears a safe bet that Mackris, 33, recorded some of O'Reilly's more steamy soliloquies. For example, we direct you to his Caribbean shower fantasies. While we suggest reading the entire document, TSG will point you to interesting sections on a Thailand sex show, Al Franken, and the climax of one August 2004 phone conversation. (22 pages)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris1.html

Here is a little excerpt from the complaint, the "Caribbean shower fantasies." Redactions were made by me - you can go to the link for the full, sickening quote. Hey Bill! Falafel!

You would basically be in the shower and then I would com ein and I'd join you and you would have your back to me and I would take that little loofa thing and kinda' soap your back... rub it all over you, get you to relax, hot water.. and um... you know, you'd feel the tension drain out of you and uh you still would be with your back to me then I would kinda' put my arm - it's one of those mitts, those loofa mitts you know, so I got my hands in it... and I would put it around front, kinda' rub your tummy a little bit with it, and then with my other hand I would start to massage your (redacted because it's just too sickening)

and then I would take the other hand with the falafel (sic) thing and I'd put it on your (redacted!) but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris16.html

[Skittles]

1. LOL YOU GO STEPHANIE

that perverted piece of garbage should be hanging his head in shame!

[Stephanie]

2. if he doesn't put me on the list, will you ...

kick his ass?

[Skittles]

3. I'm not sure an ass-kicking would work on sick Bill

my boyfriend's dad worked with Bill's dad in Long Island - said O'Reilly Senior was a real bully - imagine that - I think Bill is a bit sick, and not just in the perverted way

[brainshrub]

4. Good luck.

I applied, he won't but my blog on the list. :(

Sure, Brainshrub.com is a third-tier blog ... but it hurts my feelings that I'm not good enough to be on his list.

I worked damn hard for that "5" pagerank.

:cry:

[Stephanie]

5. He's so stingy with the list!

There are MILLIONS of people applying for that list and yet he only lists a few major newspapers. What about ME? Don't I have needs too???

[brainshrub]

6. EXACTLY! You understand.

You understand!

I've been a member of the SLCTDO ("Secret Liberal Conspiracy To Discredit O'Reilly") for years... and what have I gotten for it?

Not even a Holiday Christmas card!

Hell, my blog was the one that revealed that Google had a plan to destroy capitalism, family values and Christianity!

You'd think he'd be a bit more appreciative and put me on the list.

Bastard.

[Stephanie]

7. falafel! falafel falafel!!

did that work?

[Swamp Rat]

8. You're on the list now!

:D

[Stephanie]

9. thanks!

did you see the nice new photo I found you? how many chins does O'Reilly have, anyway?

[Stephanie]

10. Yo! Bill! Whooo Hooo! Over Here......

Can I be on your list now??? Pretty please?





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[Warren DeMontague]

11. He's pathetic, boring, and RIDICULOUS even when he's trying to be "kinky".

Typical.

What a sad little man. Fuck you, Bill.